Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stomach Sticks Out Farther Than Her Breasts. Pack It In.

August 22nd, 2013 // 24 Comments

For a while there, Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pregnancy was kind of fun. She roped some poor sucker into marrying her, her breasts were getting bigger, there was something for everybody. But now she’s reached almost Kim Kardashian levels, possibly even purposefully – Case in point: Where the fuck did that come from? – so it’s time to move on. More importantly, Peter Dinklage hula-hooping isn’t going to burst out of her uterus spreading goodwill and cheer, so frankly, I don’t even know why we’re talking about any of this let alone letting her birth something non-Peter-Dinklage-hula-hooping. We’re better than this now. It’s a new day!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    Was she able to get the sperm donor to the alter, or will this be an eternal engagement like Jessica Simpson’s?

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    Deacon Jones
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    (*sigh*…at last….I can finally walk around in public without sucking in my gut and wearing spanx…ahh)

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    Deacon Jones
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    Who does she have in there, Mordred?!

  4. Echo5

    Shelly Duvall is pregnant?

  5. who would fuck Cher?

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    sal
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    why do these stupid women wear skin tight clothes…she looks ridiculous like kardasian ridiculous

  7. Cher X

    Cher is pregnant?

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    MeanMrsMustard
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    Who the hell is doing her make up? Ringling Brothers??

  9. Why is a pregnancy referred to as a “stomach?” It is an abdomen, not a stomach that is enlarged. There is also a liver, 2 kidneys (probably), a bladder, intestines, etc., in that area, and the stomach is over to the left side.

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    alexxx
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    It’s the classic Alfred Hitchcock silhouette. Only scarier.

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    The Pope
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    If she had a third nipple anywhere on her stomach it might still be a little hot, in a Total Recall kind of way.

  12. Hmm

    In what universe is she Kim Kardashian level of pregnant? Not even close.

  13. malaka

    i still think she is beautiful

    • There is nothing beautiful about this frumpy, horse-faced nut job. The only way she can get in the news is by flaunting her pregnancy. Pathetic.

  14. Somewhere there is a guy who has been masturbating for years to the thought of an anorexic pregnant Cher.

    Today is the greatest day of his life.

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    Ms Swan
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    Is that…Cheetos Mouth?

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    She’s cute.

  17. Jenn

    I was 8 months along before I was this big. WTF is she having, an elephant?

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    MFer
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    I seriously thought that was Cher.

  19. delicada

    Ah, the miracles of modern science! Nice to know Anjelica Huston can still participate in the miracle that is giving life.

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    PRES. CLINTON
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    I WANNA COVER HER BABY BUMP WITH MY BABY BATTER

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