For a while there, Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pregnancy was kind of fun. She roped some poor sucker into marrying her, her breasts were getting bigger, there was something for everybody. But now she’s reached almost Kim Kardashian levels, possibly even purposefully – Case in point: Where the fuck did that come from? – so it’s time to move on. More importantly, Peter Dinklage hula-hooping isn’t going to burst out of her uterus spreading goodwill and cheer, so frankly, I don’t even know why we’re talking about any of this let alone letting her birth something non-Peter-Dinklage-hula-hooping. We’re better than this now. It’s a new day!
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stomach Sticks Out Farther Than Her Breasts. Pack It In.
August 22nd, 2013 // 24 Comments