“Why hello there. Are you here to select a ring? No, just mow the yard? Oh, Jorge, you know I’m going to ask each morn- wait, don’t quit! Your family’s still in Mexico!”
Sensing that Operation: Chain Adam Levine To The Water Heater has been compromised by her own admission, Jennifer Love Hewitt has apparently already moved onto Dancing With The Stars’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy making this the second ABC reality star she’s blatantly stalked in her never-ending quest for The One Ring To Not Let You Die Alone. Page Six reports:
Our spy at the show said “The Client List” star was in the audience and “trying to get Maksim’s attention. She was wearing a skintight dress, sitting front-row and smiling at him all night.” During the show, Hewitt also told host Tom Bergeron that she was rooting “for Maks.”
So going by the timetable from her last fantasy, it’s safe to say that somewhere in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s mind that’s not David’s Bridal catalogs and/or scenes from Breakfast at Tiffany’s she’s being gently told by Maksim that he can’t be with her anymore but only because he’s a secret agent, so she has to be strong for both of them. Which is also the exact moment he gets stabbed by a knitting needle. Wielded by an evil double agent! Yes, that’s it. An evil double agent…
h/t IDLYITW
Photos: Splash News
I love that magazine.
I’m gonna take one for the team, guys. I’m going in…..
No! That compartment is flooded with radiation! You won’t last five minutes in there!
The needs of the many are out weighed by the needs of the one single guy. Please make a sex tape
She should be on “Dancing with the Tards”
Well, she’s got the Wonder Woman bracelets. Now all she needs is that lasso that will make men tell her the hidden truth–that they all want to marry her, make babies, and buy her a new mansion.
I can do the marriage and baby making part, it’s just the mansion part I might have trouble with. Do they make double wide mansions?
What’s the over/under on her being one of those chicks who marries a death-row inmate, after starting a pen pal relationship with him.
And the whole front row smelled like Vanilla Vagazzle™ that night.
“Are you hear to select a ring?” Really? This site has really gone downhill.
HERE….not “hear”….please! Check yourself before you post!
We need a new reality show. It will feature couples Kanye West and Kim Kardashian along with Jennifer Love Hewitt and John Mayer to see which one can push the boundaries of retardedness hardest.
Don’t let her put her golden lasso of truth on you. You might say “yes”.
“I’m confused, what do you mean you’re here to “take out the trash”?
In case you might have forgotten…
A time so long ago
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Ah, memories. She was pretty hot back then. Look at the fucking body she had. She still hot but…….yeah, she’s still pretty hot.
Seriously, what the fuck? She is a nut case.
she has great tits
wtf, even my grandma doesn’t pull her pants up that high. of course, my grandma’s ass isn’t as fat as JLH’s either.
Looks like she’s trying to lure more men into her “secret garden” again.
She can have me any time Anywhere! Please
I like her stick-to-it-iveness when it comes to picking men. She has tenacity, and won’t compromise on what she wants.
What that is exactly, even she doesn’t know.
Her problem is that she’s hotter and sexier than the average women, but not as hot to compete with the women who the men she persues are typically attracted to. Not to mention her neediness/overbearing attitude toward relationships. She needs to either date a black dude or date more average dudes.
I would totally marry her; call me crazy.
“Let me get this straight. Of the 12 paparazzi men waiting out here, six of you say you are gay, five of you say you are married, and one of you says you are from Planet Zendo, which doesn’t have marriage? Godammit!!”
This girl needs to find some work to do other than walking around town. does she even know what an idiot people have made her out to be? she’s never going to land a date at this rate.
Jen, stop wasting your talent and your assets on that idiotic TV-PG show of yours. I didn’t spend all of that money and effort raising you just to see you squander it all on a network that no one watches. Take a cue from your character and get a little more daring. Since I know you won’t do it yourself I’ve arranged an audition for you with the guys over at Vivid. They seem very nice and they’re all very excited to get you on board. They told me they have a lot of feature film opportunities for you.
Love, Mom
Sitting in the audience of DWTS? Do other celebrities do this?
She just screams DESPERATE! I cringed when she said she was rooting for Maks. Really? Bitch, you were just on Adam Levine’s jock two weeks ago. And she goes around town toting a self-help book on how to get a man. She is so ridiculous.
id f the s outta her
“Does this outfit make me look like a pink pear?”
Thats 100% super fine all woman!!!!
Jennifer is known for her Bright and Stunning outfits–Why should being Easter sway her from her Style Choices–!!??
Jennifer is a Classy woman–!!—and is known for her stunning Outfits–She has the figure–why not use it–??–I see no bad taste in this choice of Outfits to wear–even if it’s Easter–
Easter in LA is very warm–Jennifer has the Looks–why not enjoy the Holiday & looks Festive–she’s a Beautiful woman–!!
It’s Easter–Jennifer is just out enjoying the Holiday–LA is an exciting place–Jennifer has a lot on her Plate–especially with the New Series–”The Client List” setting up to be another HIT for her–!!
With the new Series in full swing–and heading for Great Success–Good to see her out and about–a Mini-Dress on her looks GOOD–!!
Looking GOOD Jen-Jen–which you always do Anyways–!!–The new show is a Success–Enjoy the Easter Holiday–Nice Car–!!
The look of Success–Natural Beauty & a Successful TV Series–We Love Ya Jen-Jen–Nice Car too–!!