Jennifer Love Hewitt Moved On To Maksim Chmerkovskiy Already

April 11th, 2012 // 40 Comments
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“Why hello there. Are you here to select a ring? No, just mow the yard? Oh, Jorge, you know I’m going to ask each morn- wait, don’t quit! Your family’s still in Mexico!”

Sensing that Operation: Chain Adam Levine To The Water Heater has been compromised by her own admission, Jennifer Love Hewitt has apparently already moved onto Dancing With The Stars’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy making this the second ABC reality star she’s blatantly stalked in her never-ending quest for The One Ring To Not Let You Die Alone. Page Six reports:

Our spy at the show said “The Client List” star was in the audience and “trying to get Maksim’s attention. She was wearing a skintight dress, sitting front-row and smiling at him all night.” During the show, Hewitt also told host Tom Bergeron that she was rooting “for Maks.”

So going by the timetable from her last fantasy, it’s safe to say that somewhere in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s mind that’s not David’s Bridal catalogs and/or scenes from Breakfast at Tiffany’s she’s being gently told by Maksim that he can’t be with her anymore but only because he’s a secret agent, so she has to be strong for both of them. Which is also the exact moment he gets stabbed by a knitting needle. Wielded by an evil double agent! Yes, that’s it. An evil double agent…


Photos: Splash News


  1. AAPL made me rich!

    I love that magazine.

  2. I’m gonna take one for the team, guys. I’m going in…..

  3. LegMan

    She should be on “Dancing with the Tards”

  4. EricLr

    Well, she’s got the Wonder Woman bracelets. Now all she needs is that lasso that will make men tell her the hidden truth–that they all want to marry her, make babies, and buy her a new mansion.

    • Sin

      I can do the marriage and baby making part, it’s just the mansion part I might have trouble with. Do they make double wide mansions?

  5. What’s the over/under on her being one of those chicks who marries a death-row inmate, after starting a pen pal relationship with him.

  6. And the whole front row smelled like Vanilla Vagazzle™ that night.

  7. VampiresAreUgly

    “Are you hear to select a ring?” Really? This site has really gone downhill.

  8. L.

    HERE….not “hear”….please! Check yourself before you post!

  9. We need a new reality show. It will feature couples Kanye West and Kim Kardashian along with Jennifer Love Hewitt and John Mayer to see which one can push the boundaries of retardedness hardest.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t let her put her golden lasso of truth on you. You might say “yes”.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m confused, what do you mean you’re here to “take out the trash”?

  12. In case you might have forgotten…

    A time so long ago

  13. oops, forgot to embed my video

  14. Seriously, what the fuck? She is a nut case.

  15. Schmidtler

    wtf, even my grandma doesn’t pull her pants up that high. of course, my grandma’s ass isn’t as fat as JLH’s either.

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    Looks like she’s trying to lure more men into her “secret garden” again.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Pink Minidress
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    She can have me any time Anywhere! Please

  18. I like her stick-to-it-iveness when it comes to picking men. She has tenacity, and won’t compromise on what she wants.

    What that is exactly, even she doesn’t know.

  19. Her problem is that she’s hotter and sexier than the average women, but not as hot to compete with the women who the men she persues are typically attracted to. Not to mention her neediness/overbearing attitude toward relationships. She needs to either date a black dude or date more average dudes.

  20. timestoo

    I would totally marry her; call me crazy.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me get this straight. Of the 12 paparazzi men waiting out here, six of you say you are gay, five of you say you are married, and one of you says you are from Planet Zendo, which doesn’t have marriage? Godammit!!”

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Pink Minidress
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    This girl needs to find some work to do other than walking around town. does she even know what an idiot people have made her out to be? she’s never going to land a date at this rate.

  23. Mom

    Jen, stop wasting your talent and your assets on that idiotic TV-PG show of yours. I didn’t spend all of that money and effort raising you just to see you squander it all on a network that no one watches. Take a cue from your character and get a little more daring. Since I know you won’t do it yourself I’ve arranged an audition for you with the guys over at Vivid. They seem very nice and they’re all very excited to get you on board. They told me they have a lot of feature film opportunities for you.
    Love, Mom

  24. Hawk

    Sitting in the audience of DWTS? Do other celebrities do this?

  25. gagirl

    She just screams DESPERATE! I cringed when she said she was rooting for Maks. Really? Bitch, you were just on Adam Levine’s jock two weeks ago. And she goes around town toting a self-help book on how to get a man. She is so ridiculous.

  26. skunk

    id f the s outta her

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Pink Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does this outfit make me look like a pink pear?”

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Pink Minidress
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    Thats 100% super fine all woman!!!!

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    Jim Saiff
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer is known for her Bright and Stunning outfits–Why should being Easter sway her from her Style Choices–!!??

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    Jim Saiff
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer is a Classy woman–!!—and is known for her stunning Outfits–She has the figure–why not use it–??–I see no bad taste in this choice of Outfits to wear–even if it’s Easter–

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    Jim Saiff
    Commented on this photo:

    Easter in LA is very warm–Jennifer has the Looks–why not enjoy the Holiday & looks Festive–she’s a Beautiful woman–!!

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Pink Minidress
    Jim Saiff
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Easter–Jennifer is just out enjoying the Holiday–LA is an exciting place–Jennifer has a lot on her Plate–especially with the New Series–”The Client List” setting up to be another HIT for her–!!

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    Jim Saiff
    Commented on this photo:

    With the new Series in full swing–and heading for Great Success–Good to see her out and about–a Mini-Dress on her looks GOOD–!!

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Pink Minidress
    Jim Saiff
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking GOOD Jen-Jen–which you always do Anyways–!!–The new show is a Success–Enjoy the Easter Holiday–Nice Car–!!

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Pink Minidress
    Jim Saiff
    Commented on this photo:

    The look of Success–Natural Beauty & a Successful TV Series–We Love Ya Jen-Jen–Nice Car too–!!

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