Jennifer Love Hewitt Listens to Us and Other News

August 19th, 2011 // 61 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

*Note – The headline references the fact that this is her first public event since wearing this nearly identical dress and looking amazingly uncatlady-like.

- Emilio Estevez is starting to see a glimmer of the Carlos he once knew. [Huffington Post]

- Benicio Del Toro‘s mullet. Go now. [Dlisted]

- Daniel Radcliffe drunkenly mistook this chick for Pippa Middleton. This is awkward… [Lainey Gossip]

- Arianny Celeste is getting the hang of Twitter. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Marissa Miller in a bunch of bikinis. Thankfully not all at once. [theCHIVE]

- Anne Hathaway in some creepy artistic shoot that I’m not even going to begin to try to understand. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Rachel Bilson carrying her groceries for the week. [Popoholic]

- The Most Extravagant Celebrity Weddings: Why not spend millions, you only do this once in a lifetime, right? [TooFab]

- Anthony Bourdain has no reservations about talking shit on other chefs. HA! See what I did there? [Videogum]

- Snooki‘s boyfriend wants to marry her. Must have been love at first sore. [Celebslam]

- Janet Jackson talks about fellow nipple of doom flasher Nicki Minaj. [Bossip]

- Will Smith‘s new album will probably come out just in time for Men in Black III. Thank God, because if this thing doesn’t have a tight soundtrack, it might turn out to be a flaming piece of shit. [The Fab Life]

- Which is apparently Robert Rodriguez‘s specific vision forSpy Kids 4. [FilmDrunk]

- Why Louis C.K. kicks ass. Right here. [BuzzFeed]

- Rose McGowan before the devastating effects of intercourse with Marilyn Manson. (See also: Wood, Evan Rachel) [Heavy]

- 30 Sexiest Sports Commercials [Bleacher Report]

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  1. First in line to hewitt,er hit it.

  2. forrest gump

    ……….she will ampute her legs?

  3. Richard McBeef

    I wonder what is next in store for us if Photo Boy didn’t use “drunken titbox of a slore” on these JLH pics.

  4. forrest gump

    …..her legs will be aputated next week?

    • Sucked the first time, douchebag, give it a rest. Since English obvs isnt your first language, please use spellcheck before you post. And lay off Googletranslate.

  5. Tom

    Who told her those bangs were a good idea?

  6. Clarence Beeks

    I fucking LOVE Louis C.K.

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    The hair makes her look nerdish but she’s got body karate!


  8. it had to be said

    See, Jen. A pair (or two) of Spanx and a form-fitting dress and I’m masturbating to you again. Was that so hard?

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a come-hither look here—literally. I swear she just picked out someone in the crowd to take home and bang.

  10. Tempo

    These are Herve Leger dresses. Everyone looks good in them because they’re basically straps of compression bands. Look at Kim Kardashian photos…that chick must own a hundred of ‘em.

    • I was typing the same thing when I looked up and saw you had already written it. It’s elasticized compression bands, and many of them have corseting on the sides, plus people wear spanx underneath of it, so it’s a triple weight loss effect. Even Precious would look skinny in these dresses…..okay maybe not, but you get the idea.

    • J

      Yes, they do suck you in like Spanx, but NOT EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD IN THEM. I’m so over Leger bandage. Pick a new style! Please.

      • They may not all look good in them, but they sure as hell look a lot better. Just look at Jennifer from a few days back and look at her in this dress. Her weight hasn’t changed, but her body looks miles better.

        I do agree though, that Hervé is played out. It’s annoying because I live in Toronto and Hervé has just started beig sold here fairly recently. Some of the dresses that were sold years ago (the hot pink and black mini Kristen Stewert wore and the “Slut Dress”) are still being sold as if they’re ‘new’.

    • it had to be said

      So . . . should this be impacting my masturbatory habits in some way? Doesn’t seem like it.

  11. now my mariage proposals to her doesn’t seem crazy does it ?

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    First Bitches!!

  13. Rocky

    My god I’d be so sloppy with her it would be serious

  14. DogBoy

    Haters can hate. She looks real, and great.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Ummm, can I exchange her for the 17 year old version? In stilettos?

  16. LRonHoover

    I just want to hit it…. . .deep…. in the ass

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    That dress is going to need a week on a beach in the Bahamas with unlimited Mai Tais and afternoon naps after the heroic effort it’s displaying here.

  18. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    Wow. Quite delicious!

  19. Larry Mondello

    bangable , with Spanx . When the spanx come off , there a lot more to love .
    Good blow job face or could give me a tit job as well

  20. I was reading the part about Charlie Sheen when it suddenly dawned on me that I just don’t give a fuck. Actually if memory serves (doubtful, I know) I never really did.

  21. Oh yeah, and regarding JLH, she has my favorite kind of legs: feet on one end and pussy on the other. Plus she’s cute and has great tits.

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d eat that like a box of chocolates.

  23. Coyote

    Damn She is so Good Looking, I want to Marry Her

  24. Frank Burns

    Oh great, another Will Smith ‘album’ of pasted-together commercial jingles, and tedious lyrics repeated ad infinitum. Let me guess, in one of his songs, he’s going to repeat “Men in Black” 1,000 times. Might as well saw my ears off now.

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks as surprised as the rest of us at how much some spanks and fake tan can work wonders.

  26. Beefarino

    Even if she is chubs, I’d hit that.

  27. Shockandawe

    Finally!! What took her so long?

  28. Fletch

    She looks like Kim Kartrashian in pic 2

  29. Spaulding Smails

    Makes me want to spooge all over her face . Next !

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fucking hips Batman! Um, yea, can you turn back around to like a 45 degree angle. Ya looked good like that. Yikes….

  31. terry

    I’m totally masturbating to this women’s pictures. When she is done up nice she is off the fucking hook.
    Goddamn! She reminds me, except she’s white, of all them hot black milfs from the church with thoroughbred legs and ass. DAAAAYUMMMMM!!!
    Oh, I need some toilet paper. He he!

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, I think she looks absolutely wonderful. I have the keyboard in my lap and it’s hard to balance right now, if you know what I mean. And I love the bangs, too. I’d love to wake up in her body some morning. I’d spend the entire day fragging myself.

  33. tlmck

    Still a bit too much “junk in the trunk” for my taste, but very doable otherwise.

  34. Porkpie

    Dear God!

    She’s tightly packed into that dress and I’d like to be tightly packed into her. What a gorgeous creature! Love the bangs. Love the girl.

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    She hasn’t looked this good in a long, long time.

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “You want me??? You got me!!!”

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely junk in that trunk!

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why, yes!! I’d love a protein shake.”

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I Love You….

  40. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
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  42. See Alice

    EXHALE !!!!

  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    De Vo
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn !! She can fly to my city any time! I know how to handle a women like that. She is always going for men that are to short on the test. One night with me and I would have my pick of the 3 rings haha.

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  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
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    A little spanx go a long way.

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    why is she such a slut

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