Posted by Photo Boy
*Note – The headline references the fact that this is her first public event since wearing this nearly identical dress and looking amazingly uncatlady-like.
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First in line to hewitt,er hit it.
I’m not gonna lie. I’d let her milk my coring knife with her pear ass.
……….she will ampute her legs?
thanks!!
I wonder what is next in store for us if Photo Boy didn’t use “drunken titbox of a slore” on these JLH pics.
I think he’s banking on a Kat von D/Snooki/Lindsay story coming down the pike.
What did I tell you? :)
…..her legs will be aputated next week?
Sucked the first time, douchebag, give it a rest. Since English obvs isnt your first language, please use spellcheck before you post. And lay off Googletranslate.
Who told her those bangs were a good idea?
I fucking LOVE Louis C.K.
The hair makes her look nerdish but she’s got body karate!
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See, Jen. A pair (or two) of Spanx and a form-fitting dress and I’m masturbating to you again. Was that so hard?
She has a come-hither look here—literally. I swear she just picked out someone in the crowd to take home and bang.
These are Herve Leger dresses. Everyone looks good in them because they’re basically straps of compression bands. Look at Kim Kardashian photos…that chick must own a hundred of ‘em.
I was typing the same thing when I looked up and saw you had already written it. It’s elasticized compression bands, and many of them have corseting on the sides, plus people wear spanx underneath of it, so it’s a triple weight loss effect. Even Precious would look skinny in these dresses…..okay maybe not, but you get the idea.
Correction: Precious would look like a lard-ass snowman if placed in compression bands.
Yes, they do suck you in like Spanx, but NOT EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD IN THEM. I’m so over Leger bandage. Pick a new style! Please.
They may not all look good in them, but they sure as hell look a lot better. Just look at Jennifer from a few days back and look at her in this dress. Her weight hasn’t changed, but her body looks miles better.
I do agree though, that Hervé is played out. It’s annoying because I live in Toronto and Hervé has just started beig sold here fairly recently. Some of the dresses that were sold years ago (the hot pink and black mini Kristen Stewert wore and the “Slut Dress”) are still being sold as if they’re ‘new’.
So . . . should this be impacting my masturbatory habits in some way? Doesn’t seem like it.
now my mariage proposals to her doesn’t seem crazy does it ?
First Bitches!!
My god I’d be so sloppy with her it would be serious
Haters can hate. She looks real, and great.
she does here, absolutely. i’d crush it. but in that polkadot shorts jumper yesterday (whatever the fuck it’s called) she looked hideous
I’ve rarely seen her look better.
Ummm, can I exchange her for the 17 year old version? In stilettos?
I just want to hit it…. . .deep…. in the ass
That dress is going to need a week on a beach in the Bahamas with unlimited Mai Tais and afternoon naps after the heroic effort it’s displaying here.
Yeah, it would have had a much easier time on one of those 9-year-old boys you prefer.
Wow. Quite delicious!
bangable , with Spanx . When the spanx come off , there a lot more to love .
Good blow job face or could give me a tit job as well
I was reading the part about Charlie Sheen when it suddenly dawned on me that I just don’t give a fuck. Actually if memory serves (doubtful, I know) I never really did.
Oh yeah, and regarding JLH, she has my favorite kind of legs: feet on one end and pussy on the other. Plus she’s cute and has great tits.
I’d eat that like a box of chocolates.
Damn She is so Good Looking, I want to Marry Her
Oh great, another Will Smith ‘album’ of pasted-together commercial jingles, and tedious lyrics repeated ad infinitum. Let me guess, in one of his songs, he’s going to repeat “Men in Black” 1,000 times. Might as well saw my ears off now.
She looks as surprised as the rest of us at how much some spanks and fake tan can work wonders.
Even if she is chubs, I’d hit that.
More cushion for the pushin.
Finally!! What took her so long?
She looks like Kim Kartrashian in pic 2
Ten bucks says that’s the look she was going for.
Makes me want to spooge all over her face . Next !
Holy fucking hips Batman! Um, yea, can you turn back around to like a 45 degree angle. Ya looked good like that. Yikes….
I’m totally masturbating to this women’s pictures. When she is done up nice she is off the fucking hook.
Goddamn! She reminds me, except she’s white, of all them hot black milfs from the church with thoroughbred legs and ass. DAAAAYUMMMMM!!!
Oh, I need some toilet paper. He he!
Jesus, I think she looks absolutely wonderful. I have the keyboard in my lap and it’s hard to balance right now, if you know what I mean. And I love the bangs, too. I’d love to wake up in her body some morning. I’d spend the entire day fragging myself.
Still a bit too much “junk in the trunk” for my taste, but very doable otherwise.
Dear God!
She’s tightly packed into that dress and I’d like to be tightly packed into her. What a gorgeous creature! Love the bangs. Love the girl.
She hasn’t looked this good in a long, long time.
“You want me??? You got me!!!”
Definitely junk in that trunk!
“Why, yes!! I’d love a protein shake.”
I Love You….
THE DRIP WOULD HANG FROM THE LIPS ….
If she weren’t so fat I might allow my fist to enter her colorectal passage.
EXHALE !!!!
Damn !! She can fly to my city any time! I know how to handle a women like that. She is always going for men that are to short on the test. One night with me and I would have my pick of the 3 rings haha.
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A little spanx go a long way.
why is she such a slut
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