By all definitions, Jennifer Love Hewitt is a crazy woman who more than likely tries on wedding dresses in front of tuxedo-wearing men with bear traps through their legs in her basement, but she has really, really awesome breasts which she described as “King Kong” size on Jimmy Kimmel last night (above) which immediately made her the talk of the Internet today because tits are its life-blood. And to prove that point, and also further enrich said life-blood, I included the most recent pics of Katy Perry and Lindsay Lohan who, much like Ringbearer J.Love, really have no business being famous, yet are for two very simple reasons. That have nipples. Because it’s their breasts. They have breasts.
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