Jennifer Love Hewitt is Topless
and Other News

December 10th, 2010 // 101 Comments

LIFETIME EXEC #1: Hey, how can we get people to not care about our movies?
LIFETIME EXEC #2: We could pull these topless photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt from the marketing campaign.

Based on a true story.

- Nicole Richie is getting married tomorrow. [Popeater]

- Bea Arthur was secretly a Marine. No joke. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is trying to work with the Coen Brothers. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown is still finding victims. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Fergie photos – from behind. Why not? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nina Dobrev likes to dress comfortably while spelunking. [Popoholic]

- Eddie Winslow is in some shit. [Bossip]

- Jeremy Piven gets his ass kicked in slow-motion. [BuzzFeed]

- These models look sleepy. [theCHIVE]

- The Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2010 [Celebslam]

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  1. Babes in rough land

    Did you know how Obama came up with the saying “The fierce urgency of now”? He was probing pics of JLH. NO? then you’re naive.

    Its not that shes going to age pretty bad later on, or she gained weight a couple of years ago. Under the present circumstances as an expert waist watcher and I think she looks downright womanly.

    You think if she swing those hips my way I might crash head first into the wall?

  2. Toni

    Sticking her tits in a cowboy hat does NOT make her topless. You guys have a low standard for mammary appreciation.

  3. Lance Bass

    if she didn’t bang every guy who’s talked to her….I’d hit it….

  4. Johnny Cage

    Looks like I’ll be having my own little “Party of Five” tonight.

  5. josh

    I’ll make her sit on my penis just by grabbing her love handles.

  6. Slapkatyperry

    I think it’s her overbite that i find so cute about her, 2nd would be her wide hips and bubble butt i don’t care about her breast.
    women with sexy overbite:
    Jennifer L. Hewitt
    Scarlett Johansson
    Olivia D’abo
    Samantha Mathis
    YES, I’m weird; whatever floats you boat,Right?

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    nice to see you didn’t repeat that lame “she’d be hot if she worked at…” joke a third time eric

  8. burton

    you people are nuts, this is OLD???

    whatever, age is just a number really, i know some 25 year olds who look gross, are overweight and generally NOT HOT naked…i know some 40 year olds who can rival the 25 year olds NAKED. but women in their 30s..gotta love it, such a fun age.

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    nice body haggard face

  10. Captain Slappy

    Can anyone say, “Got no job no more talking to ghosts, gotta either hit the streets and the sheets, or the rags and nudey mags.”? Remember, it’s all about the “talent”, right? In 10 years, I can see her banging Congressman Hungry-Hungry Hippo for some coke fiend cash.

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, she looks good here. No doubt hair extensions. Smart fitting clothes. And then make up. It’s a miracle what it can do for women. It can change a witch into Cinderella during the time of a short commute. Most of Hollywood would have a short shelf life without it.

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    Ricks Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Too little, too late.

  13. joe

    Some of you are fReakin nuts.
    This girl is a peach.

  14. Ned

    She’s average, but I might let her shower with my urine stream if she asked nicely.

  15. Boobeyes

    C’mon…..let us see them floppers!!

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    Bitch needs to slap on some Skineez and her bf/fiance/imaginary husband needs to keep her away from the gd taco bell.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    Apparently she is my celebrity look alike, but I don’t think she is that great. ;(

  18. jeremiah

    It ain’t fucking topless you god dammed wankers if we can’t see her fucking tits.

  19. Courageous

    Backless is NOT topless!

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    who me
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to land a man and keep him and get a great deal with a reality show.

  21. Valentina

    Isn’t this the broad who plays Lois (the mom) on that Malcolm in the Middle sitcom?

  22. Captain Slappy

    But wait! Evidently all those ghosts she used to chat up….never DID drop any lotto numbers for her. I wonder how many people’s dead uncles came back to tell her, “Shows us the precious TITTIES! We gives TV SHOW!”. Hell, even dead people ain’t getting much out of this one.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    got milk what’s topless no show

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    Why i admire this lady is because she is very curvy and beautiful unlike most white chicks. (flat ass)

  25. mma

    Why i admire this lady is because she is very curvy and beautiful unlike most white chicks. (flat ass)

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    CHoc DOnut
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m laughing at all the ugly fat women dissing her for these pictures. First off, her body is SLAMMING, and I’m a white guy. 99.9% of guys would have sex with that body. Secondly, her face doesn’t look good because the photographer is incompetent, not putting enough light on her face. Let’s see what all the haters on this page with bad lighting. She’s a hot woman, not particularly brilliant, but def most men in the world would be happy to spend at least a year with her.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    What kind of jeans are those I LOVE them!

  28. Ari Ola

    That has to be the luckiest cowboy hat in the world. Here’s hoping she pops her top one day and lets us see her magnifcent titties in all their naked glory!!!!

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