Jennifer Love Hewitt is Topless
and Other News

December 10th, 2010 // 101 Comments

LIFETIME EXEC #1: Hey, how can we get people to not care about our movies?
LIFETIME EXEC #2: We could pull these topless photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt from the marketing campaign.

Based on a true story.

- Nicole Richie is getting married tomorrow. [Popeater]

- Bea Arthur was secretly a Marine. No joke. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is trying to work with the Coen Brothers. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown is still finding victims. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Fergie photos – from behind. Why not? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nina Dobrev likes to dress comfortably while spelunking. [Popoholic]

- Eddie Winslow is in some shit. [Bossip]

- Jeremy Piven gets his ass kicked in slow-motion. [BuzzFeed]

- These models look sleepy. [theCHIVE]

- The Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2010 [Celebslam]

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Photos: Lifetime


  1. jewdozer


  2. Mr. Natural


    • oh yes natural, I call that another self tanner accident, what is wrong with this people in hollywood? Can’t they tan the hand correctly? Not easy, but if you go topless, then at least try a bit harder.

  3. gomer pyle driver

    “Jennifer Loves Spew-on-er-tits”

  4. McFeely Smackup

    sigh…another one of these ” Actress ‘X’ is ‘topless’ “, as long as you count everything worth seeing fully covered as “topless” know, covered the same way clothes does?

  5. Lyle Kelley

    I love Jenn whether she’s bare chested, or not.
    Sure wish she’d bring Ghost Whisperer back. Reruns are getting old.
    Love you Jenn.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    I have never wanted to be a ghost so badly

  7. horn dog

    Whew – now *that* is a babe. So refreshing after being pummeled with KP and Chelsea Handles-turd day after day.
    But gotta agree w McFeely and call BULLSHIT on the headline. Really lame. Lame as piss!

  8. See Alice

    She is really hot !
    Who said she was fat ?

  9. Lisa

    Ass implants. All the rage.

  10. GravyLeg

    Still my dream girl despite being defiled by “he of David Duke cock”….

  11. Cardinal Fang

    She should show those sweater kittens before she gets too old.

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the haggered, second wife look down pat.

  13. Lady Blah Blah

    Once Toto has pulled back the curtain and you see that the Wizard is a huckster, you can never again see him as a Wizard. Same goes for seeing JLH as sexy:

  14. j_bryon

    Please, for the love of everything good in life, MOVE THAT HAT! (and arm for that matter)

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG she was born the same year as me. She looks so f**king old. Do I look that f**cking old!?

  16. GravyLeg

    BTW – The link to “The 10 best sex scene” really could use a warning that you will see Steve Buscemi’s “O face”… WTF dude….

  17. anonymous

    JLH is one of those chicks who just isn’t aging well. She’s barely into her 30′s and looks like she is well into her 40′s.

    And she doesn’t have any kids so what’s with the mom build on her?

  18. Chris

    I wonder if she’d fuck a young guy like me

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    I was expecting to be titillated…. yet… I instead I felt like I had accidentally walked in on my Mom naked. I’m not sure I will recover soon.

  20. Urbanspaceman

    Are they going to be down around her waist or boosted up with foreign objects before she lets us see them?

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    She looks good. Cute butt..:)

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    She is ridiculously hot.

  23. Jack

    I was expecting to be titillated…. instead I felt like I just walked in on my Mom naked. I’m not going to recover for a long time after seeing these photos.

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    OMG Jill Ess….that was the same thing I was thinking! That comment made my day! LMFAO!

  25. Elroy

    Oh God those pics made me dry hump my bean bag!!!!

  26. boing

    nips or it didnt happen

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    Charlie Caligula
    Commented on this photo:

    Do these jeans make my career look valid?

  28. Slapkatyperry

    Am I Majik or what? I think she read my other post. Que the angels and harps
    thank you jenny love.

  29. Keyser Soze

    She should have done this 15 years ago, and she should have showed em. Old hag is an Old hag who thinks she is still relevant.

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    Leia S.
    Commented on this photo:

    oMG look at her face, how old is she?! looks 40!

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    @ Jill, Hola & Leia:
    OMG, you guys are like, totally right!
    Look at her!!

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    @Charlie Caligula:

    Does your lame, alliterative name make your posts look asinine?

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    Will this chick just show us her boobs already??

  34. I’d tap that so hard she’d be sore for a week! :)

  35. Marco

    Kind of sad looking. I feel sorry for her. She looks used and abused. I would give her a good home though.

  36. chris

    sweet JESUS!

  37. what an interesting use for a hat. I envy that hat.

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    There was something about her even when she was young that suggested she wouldn’t age gracefully. It might be the contours of her face, the pointed chin with deep lines around the month, I’m not sure. She looks like she’s in her mid-40′s in this photo. That being said, I would hit that like Ike hit Tina.

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    What is she doing with John King? Shouldn’t he be tossing Anderson Cooper’s salad?

  40. jojo

    Chug a horse cock, save a cowpoke. Wait , how does that go again?

  41. Toby Weymiller

    I hope she picks up her clothes with her BEAVER.

  42. wim


  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    She never did it for me. Cute, but not sexy. And her dumper is too big.

  44. nonminti

    well,I must agree that her body is a Wonderland :D :)

    • Johnny Cage

      So you mean John Meyer got to her too? That guy’s smooth. He’s like Tommy Lee now. Only difference is the band he belongs too doesn’t try to rip off KISS.

  45. tod

    i would love to run the head of my dick up and down her ass crack.
    old looking?????? what r u people looking at? shes HOT!!!!

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    Hips that could birth a wookie.

  47. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    She’d be hot down at the bowling alley

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    She’d be really hot if she worked at WalMart.

    • Jim

      Yeah, these are at least 10 years too late. No one cares anymore. And there is nothing hotter than a girls back. Woah boy! She is still protecting those things like they are hope diamonds. The should title this article J Love cowers like a moron and shows her back.

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
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    I like her
    I really like the juicy booty
    All Good

    To that sorry bioch Jill talking smack, please tell it to your over eaters anonymous friends.

    • Jim

      You are an idiot. Her juicy botty looks like a grandmom. Pudgy much? This isn’t even relevant. And your sentences make no damn sense.

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