Jennifer Love Hewitt is Really Getting Desperate

So far this month, we’ve seen Jennifer Love Hewitt throw herself at a Bachelorette contestant only to find herself picking up random dudes off the street not even a week later. So, of course, here she is last night flailing her breasts around in case anyone forgot just how big and awesome they are. Which I actually did thanks to all that three prepaid engagement rings business. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I’m sure it’s such words as “heroic” or “forward thinking.” “Boy of destiny,” even.

Photo: Fame, Pacific Coast News