Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Director Now

January 18th, 2011 // 51 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt can’t even wear deodorant right and used to let Jamie Kennedy see her naked, so it only makes sense she thinks she can direct a movie now. Via The Huffington Post:

Variety reported on Friday that Love Hewitt, who stars in the CBS series ‘The Ghost Whisperer,’ will make her directorial debut in ghost thriller ‘Wait Till Helen Comes.’
Love Hewitt has directed a number of episodes of ‘Ghost Whisperer’ over the past two years, and is dating Alex Beh, who is an actor/director himself.

Oh, good, she’s dating a director. For a minute there I thought the only thing she’d bring to the table was being allowed to play with the cameras on the set of The Ghost Whisperer. But dating a director? That’s like film school in your vagina.

JENNIFER: Am I directing?
PRODUCER: That’s a soda machine.
JENNIFER: Oh. — What about now?
PRODUCER: Water fountain.
JENNIFER: I see. — Can I go back to my trailer and wonder why men won’t marry me?
PRODUCER: I already laid out the bear claws.
JENNIFER: Wheeee!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. friendlyfires

    JLH – Welcome to planet Fluffy!

  2. Jan

    What the effing hell is that growing in her arm pit?

  3. Thats not deodorant, thats powdered sugar from her morning dozen.

  4. Drew

    Wait Till Helen Comes? I loved that book when I was like 10 lol

  5. Steelerchick

    eeeewwwwwww Now why’d you have to go and show us her armpits????? ICK!@!

  6. With those big ol ta ta’s and bedazzled va jay jay, I would love to star in my own little movie with her, if you know what I mean fellas : – )

  7. You had nice tits when you were 20, now you’re fat and old. Please go away.

  8. mdiz

    I’d drink her bath water…

  9. Bucky Barnes

    Haven’t we seen that we see that armpit before? I remember, it was back when Britney was getting out of cars without underpants…

  10. Yeezy's Son

    The only thing she needs to direct is dem boobies out that dress.

  11. Deacon Jones

    Let me get this straight. A Jewish person got a job in Hollywood for no apparent reason??!

    Wha wha what?!

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    Lauren
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a marshmallow on a stick.

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    honest abe
    Commented on this photo:

    If that’s the best she can do with an arm pit, just imagine how nasty that crack looks!

  14. Talk Hard

    When asked about how Beh was in bed, JLH responded “Meh”.

  15. GravyLeg

    Her dress must have called OnStar when her airbags deployed.

  16. Why in 2011 do we still not know how to get a fugly face off of an epic boob body? Damn you science!

  17. datroof

    Lazy, bloated and high maintenance.

    Her bewbs were only interesting back when she was thin. Now she’s just got 45-year-old, mother-of-3 body.

  18. Hate Rough? you probably hate freedom

    Yeah I got something for her to direct…

  19. The film: “Hometown Buffet”.

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    crys
    Commented on this photo:

    what the hell is going on with her pits

  21. I would love to see her direct porn. But that would be a ghost of chance would it.

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    Ringooo is Germish
    Commented on this photo:

    Who cares … I’d lick it anyway! Even further south …

  23. farthammer

    she has a full pussy with clit under her arm.

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    BangBang
    Commented on this photo:

    wth is on her armpits….
    Concealer…?

  25. Maximilian

    never heard about yeast infection?fugly bitch..

  26. leenie

    This woman needs a new stylist, stat! She always looks horrible to me!

    • Hell Yeah!!

      Don’t blame the stylist!!! She’s not long turned 30 and to be quite honest, she’s very ordinary. If she didn’t have coin she’d struggle to get a bloke. Feck, she was with Jamie Kennedy ‘n had to get him a job on Ghost Whisperer??? Maybe she should spend some of that money on a treadmill and get those ears and that nose fixed!!!!

  27. Awesome

    That my friends is deodorant reacting with self tanner.

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    Chell29
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop being Hate Her cuz Mz Jennifer is still hott & love her show!!!

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    Tom's Mommy
    Commented on this photo:

    yuck, saggy tittied pit stink!

  30. Guest

    She has like no tooth enamel. Gross.

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    Guest
    Commented on this photo:

    Make-up and deoderant matching? When did this become a thing? Also, she has like no tooth enamel left. Nasty.

  32. Johnny Cage

    All you fhackin people just rambling about her speed stick clad arm pits. It’s like this post should be retitled 1001 jokes we can make of JLH under arms.

    Wake up! Hardly any of you has even noticed her magnificent tanned cleavage yet! A magnificent tanned cleavage so full of jiggly plump goodness that it’s now causing me to masturbate furiously at my work desk as my boss stares at me with a terrified shocked look on his fac……..OH FUCK!

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    TruthHurts
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hotter than any woman any of you complainers have been with, pits or no pits.

    • honest abe

      I have banged girls as hot as her- but yes, I would still tongue punch her bunghole if given a chance. None of this changes how funky her pit is! Remember, she choose to walk on some red carpet for cameras to take pics of her because she wanted to show off! Thus our comments on the funkyness of her gooey pits!

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