Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Never Wear Anything But This Outfit

July 1st, 2011 // 112 Comments

For the better half of the decade Jennifer Love Hewitt has perpetually looked like a pregnant woman, so imagine my surprise when I find myself going, “Who is this lovely lady?” and it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe this shows how easily swayed I am by huge, awesome breasts, or maybe this shows my deep appreciation for the people at NASA and their dedication to science. Because when they told me they fired a pair of Spanx to the moon and made a lunar rover look effin fuckable, I laughed in their nerdy little faces. Touché, NASA. Touché…

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    tlmck
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    That’s all we need is another Kardashian.

  2. Lorrie

    I wish I looked as amazing as you Jen, by the way I’m not gay. Your just WOW! Weird Huh!

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Nik
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    WHy doesn’t she wear stuff like this all the time? I knew this whole time she wasn’t that fat but was just wearing fat peoples clothes!

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    I'd hit it.
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    She may be squeezed in there so tight that I’m surprised she’s still breathing…but dayum, she’s lookin’ good.

  5. the captain

    listen: when celebs are past the age of fourty they have to come up with something to attract the public eye.
    so what is easier than to dress like a prostitute?

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Blech
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    Um, no. Kim Kardashian’s ass is losing a battle to gravity. JLove’s still looks good.

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    J
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    Herpa derp derp herp derp

  8. Johnson

    The title is three words to long

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    That grin says “Y’all hatorz be fappin now and I know it”. God bless her.

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    I’d grab those hips and just cry in her lap.

  11. Interred Ferguson

    What’s up with her face?? some plastic action??

  12. That Guy

    I’d turkey slap that.

  13. jaime

    you should have stopped at “JLH should never wear anything-”
    that’s it.

  14. terry

    Please, that is what you call body armor.
    It makes her look fit and sculptured. Yet take her out that mofo. Child please. You’ll be running for the fucking hills!!!!

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Misana
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    Looks like Kim K from behind…

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    john
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    She got home, took off that dress, and her furniture disappeared.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    duh!
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    Somewhere inside her dress is a Spanx holding on for dear life…shhhhh…you can almost hear it starting to rip.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Best she’s ever looked.

  19. Jeremy P.

    I wish I had her hair

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Chris
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    Spanx, Jennifer. Jennifer, Spanx…

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Ray Roslewicz
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    Leave her alone while I get her to make out with her ankles.

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    The only crowd she can draw at red carpet appearance is a black dude passing by, and that’s only because he thinks she’s a Kardashian mud duck.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    I am more evolved and stuff
    Commented on this photo:

    goddess

  24. lp

    thanks for making an explosion of angry nerds rage and jizz themselves in hateful, insecure lust. the fact that 0% of these commenters could get the time of day with jlove even in her most flawed and discombobulated form should at least prevent you from encouraging their unruly and oftentimes date rapey behavior in comments. i don’t know man sometimes you take the dickbag thing to another place

    • Shia La Poof

      Try decaf coffee . This site isn’t dedicated to fair and impartial comments , or even realistic comments . It’s supposed to be an attempt at humor via comments . You should go to JLH’s fansite to gush and fawn over her

      • lp

        hur hur hurrr these comments are pretty humorous, you’re so right. your captain has a social responsibility whether he acknowledges it or not due to the fact that you are all angry retards that trip over yourselves to impress him with the overt bashing and senseless name calling. keep defending though, i love watching my point reiterated back to me.

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    amstrad
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    double photobomba

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Dano
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    Nice

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    arnieblackblack
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    I’ve shagged worse. I’d eat it from a-hole up!
    In the immortal words of Dick Van Dyke ” rim, riminee, rim, riminee. Chew,chew, ch-chew..”

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    reformed_druid
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    I want to know where she found that industrial strength girdle she’s wearing that lets her fit in that dress! It must be a full body contraption of some kind.

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Bafoon Qwalitee
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    Holy mother of Gawd, I need her now!!!

  30. TadWrap

    Great to see the Superficial comment section is still a slush pile of hate and jaw-dropping ignorance.

    She’s a person. A woman. If we spoke about a person of colour like this, we’d be racist and everyone would be up in arms. But she’s a woman so obviously its okay. These comments, I mean really we are talking the lowest common denominator here, seek to degrade complete strangers and talk about their body parts like they are something you would spit on…

    Boys (sure as hell ain’t men), who are your mothers and what ditch were you dragged up from?
    Sick.

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    ruby
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    herve ledger bandage dresses- worth every penny.
    but on a serious note she looks great, when your careers down the toilet you may as well let the world know you’ve still got an ass many thinner women would kill for.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    yowillie
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    Love her ass.

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    barkerman
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    And on the seventh day, the Lord sanctified and hallowed the world that he had made… and celebrated with his masterpiece. Jennifer Love’s HugeTits.

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    jennnifer love hewitt rocks the dress

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    JENNIFER IF U SAW WHAT I ROTE ABOUT YOU I HOPE YOU DID BECAUSE YOU R MY HERO WHAT EVER YOU DO I WANT TO DO 2 ILOVE YOU ON ALL YOUR MOVIES I HOPE YOU WILL READ THIS

  36. JustSayin

    Absolutely sexy!

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    shit i would put my face between those thighs just gimme a snorkel…shes looking hot

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    momo
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    yeah downers grove south!!!!

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    astutecugel
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    and her but too

  40. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    tlmck
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    Carnac says: “The answer is, Yasser Arafat.”

    The question: “Name the sound that is made when Jennifer Love Hewitt takes off a bandage dress.”.

  41. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    LOL delusional. her worn out D list tits are not worth anywhere near that…and when she is actually thin and looks good they disappear anyway

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Pickles
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    36C? Damn. I’m a 36DD. I should get dresses like that…

  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Pickles
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    Dresses like that are usually stretchy :) So, you can get into them and they act as their own girdles, hahah.

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    bino
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    She should take 10 bucks and get some crest white strips

  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    I’ll fuck her all the way to Texas…..Woa..I’m from Texas… Don’t have a long way to go then…:)

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