For the better half of the decade Jennifer Love Hewitt has perpetually looked like a pregnant woman, so imagine my surprise when I find myself going, “Who is this lovely lady?” and it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe this shows how easily swayed I am by huge, awesome breasts, or maybe this shows my deep appreciation for the people at NASA and their dedication to science. Because when they told me they fired a pair of Spanx to the moon and made a lunar rover look effin fuckable, I laughed in their nerdy little faces. Touché, NASA. Touché…
Photo: Getty, Splash News
That’s all we need is another Kardashian.
I wish I looked as amazing as you Jen, by the way I’m not gay. Your just WOW! Weird Huh!
WHy doesn’t she wear stuff like this all the time? I knew this whole time she wasn’t that fat but was just wearing fat peoples clothes!
She may be squeezed in there so tight that I’m surprised she’s still breathing…but dayum, she’s lookin’ good.
listen: when celebs are past the age of fourty they have to come up with something to attract the public eye.
so what is easier than to dress like a prostitute?
Um, no. Kim Kardashian’s ass is losing a battle to gravity. JLove’s still looks good.
Herpa derp derp herp derp
The title is three words to long
That grin says “Y’all hatorz be fappin now and I know it”. God bless her.
I’d grab those hips and just cry in her lap.
What’s up with her face?? some plastic action??
I’d turkey slap that.
you should have stopped at “JLH should never wear anything-”
that’s it.
Please, that is what you call body armor.
It makes her look fit and sculptured. Yet take her out that mofo. Child please. You’ll be running for the fucking hills!!!!
Looks like Kim K from behind…
She got home, took off that dress, and her furniture disappeared.
Somewhere inside her dress is a Spanx holding on for dear life…shhhhh…you can almost hear it starting to rip.
Best she’s ever looked.
I wish I had her hair
Spanx, Jennifer. Jennifer, Spanx…
Leave her alone while I get her to make out with her ankles.
The only crowd she can draw at red carpet appearance is a black dude passing by, and that’s only because he thinks she’s a Kardashian mud duck.
goddess
thanks for making an explosion of angry nerds rage and jizz themselves in hateful, insecure lust. the fact that 0% of these commenters could get the time of day with jlove even in her most flawed and discombobulated form should at least prevent you from encouraging their unruly and oftentimes date rapey behavior in comments. i don’t know man sometimes you take the dickbag thing to another place
Try decaf coffee . This site isn’t dedicated to fair and impartial comments , or even realistic comments . It’s supposed to be an attempt at humor via comments . You should go to JLH’s fansite to gush and fawn over her
hur hur hurrr these comments are pretty humorous, you’re so right. your captain has a social responsibility whether he acknowledges it or not due to the fact that you are all angry retards that trip over yourselves to impress him with the overt bashing and senseless name calling. keep defending though, i love watching my point reiterated back to me.
double photobomba
Nice
I’ve shagged worse. I’d eat it from a-hole up!
In the immortal words of Dick Van Dyke ” rim, riminee, rim, riminee. Chew,chew, ch-chew..”
I want to know where she found that industrial strength girdle she’s wearing that lets her fit in that dress! It must be a full body contraption of some kind.
Holy mother of Gawd, I need her now!!!
Great to see the Superficial comment section is still a slush pile of hate and jaw-dropping ignorance.
She’s a person. A woman. If we spoke about a person of colour like this, we’d be racist and everyone would be up in arms. But she’s a woman so obviously its okay. These comments, I mean really we are talking the lowest common denominator here, seek to degrade complete strangers and talk about their body parts like they are something you would spit on…
Boys (sure as hell ain’t men), who are your mothers and what ditch were you dragged up from?
Sick.
THANK YOU god i thought there was a complete lack of rational audience
Well I don’t like people of color either. Especially the purple ones…that’s just creepy.
herve ledger bandage dresses- worth every penny.
but on a serious note she looks great, when your careers down the toilet you may as well let the world know you’ve still got an ass many thinner women would kill for.
Love her ass.
And on the seventh day, the Lord sanctified and hallowed the world that he had made… and celebrated with his masterpiece. Jennifer Love’s HugeTits.
jennnifer love hewitt rocks the dress
JENNIFER IF U SAW WHAT I ROTE ABOUT YOU I HOPE YOU DID BECAUSE YOU R MY HERO WHAT EVER YOU DO I WANT TO DO 2 ILOVE YOU ON ALL YOUR MOVIES I HOPE YOU WILL READ THIS
Absolutely sexy!
shit i would put my face between those thighs just gimme a snorkel…shes looking hot
yeah downers grove south!!!!
and her but too
Carnac says: “The answer is, Yasser Arafat.”
The question: “Name the sound that is made when Jennifer Love Hewitt takes off a bandage dress.”.
LOL delusional. her worn out D list tits are not worth anywhere near that…and when she is actually thin and looks good they disappear anyway
36C? Damn. I’m a 36DD. I should get dresses like that…
Dresses like that are usually stretchy :) So, you can get into them and they act as their own girdles, hahah.
She should take 10 bucks and get some crest white strips
I’ll fuck her all the way to Texas…..Woa..I’m from Texas… Don’t have a long way to go then…:)