Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Never Wear Anything But This Outfit

July 1st, 2011 // 112 Comments

For the better half of the decade Jennifer Love Hewitt has perpetually looked like a pregnant woman, so imagine my surprise when I find myself going, “Who is this lovely lady?” and it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe this shows how easily swayed I am by huge, awesome breasts, or maybe this shows my deep appreciation for the people at NASA and their dedication to science. Because when they told me they fired a pair of Spanx to the moon and made a lunar rover look effin fuckable, I laughed in their nerdy little faces. Touché, NASA. Touché…

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Fear&roughing on the supe

    Where are the people in the know. Is that a Harvier la dope shes wearing? Heard a lot of yapping about girls who wear that kind of dress…

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Cock Dr
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    So has she been urgently dieting, is the figure the result of some new space age fabric physics, or was she hiding those curves under the mu-mus all this time? Enquiring minds wanna know.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    RL
    Commented on this photo:

    She has to own the big ass — clearly it’s worked for J-Lo, Kim K., Gaga, etc. She looks great.

  4. If that dress even looses one thread that entire thing is going to explode. We talk about the massive pressure per sq inch that is placed upon deep sea submersibles when they are 6000 ft down. I can only imagine the pressure each strand of thread on this dress is under. I imagine that when you are standing close to her you can hear them popping like the wires on a suspension bridge.

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    katie
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    see the wonder that is the herve ledger bandage dress.. anyone looks good in those.

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    wulfsong
    Commented on this photo:

    Smokin Hot. The title should read “Jennifer Love Hewitt should never wear anything…”

  7. compare

    Hey fish your girl blake wore the same dress recently. be interesting to see what the commenters would think in a comparison

    • on blake it didn’t quite look as good from the back, that dress does better with a bubble butt in it

    • Mandy

      Fish linked to another site with the story of “Who Wore It Better?” between Jennifer and Blake in “And in Other News” a few posts down, so I’m guessing he didn’t want to repeat in this post.

  8. It had to be said

    See, this is basically all we ask. Rock the Spanx and throw some ass and titties around. Kaboom! We love you again!

  9. Venom

    Daamn, where did that body been hiding?
    Very nice.

  10. The Old Guy

    Good for her!! She’s always looked good to me. But then again, us older folks have learned to appreciate the goodness of curvy women!

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know they made dresses out of Kevlar.

  12. Clarence Beeks

    Her legs are horrible. Cankles, a lot of cellulite……damn girl, wear some pants!

  13. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    She went from “Jennifer Love Ewwwww-It” to “Jennifer Love Spew-It” in one night.

  14. See Alice

    Love the rack .

  15. luis

    i find her really sexy, attractive and a beauty in the complete sense of the word. it would be my pleasure to be with a woman like her. she looks happy and hot people.

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    That dress is working more magic than Harry Potter’s Cloak of Invisibility. (And now, back to my daily virgin tasks.)

  17. By her own admission, she waxes bald and glues jewels to her snatchola. That makes her worth a tumble.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    TumTum
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    She’s the reason I used to love Party of Five so much… damn, girl!

  19. your mom

    Are we sure this isn’t a stunt double?

  20. That center strap is covering up the best part of the boob…the cleavage is where the motorboating happens!

  21. tonawanda

    She’s still hot. Bang bang bang bang bang.

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Kudos to the fashion designer, who managed to work rebar and i-beams into the structure of her dress.

  23. beatrice

    Holy shit Dan that’s hilarious..thx for the laugh!

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    skuzzlebutt
    Commented on this photo:

    Spanx Exxxtreme to the rescue!

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing how good she can look

  26. cc

    I challenge any man to sit across from her for the entire length of a dinner date and not look down once.

  27. subwayduck

    She looks like jwoww.

    I’ve never typed “jwoww” before. I feel dirty now.

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    nom nom nom nom nom

  29. looks like she was tired of being a Ghost Whisperer and is back to being a penis whisperer again.

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    Carlton Banks
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    I’d hit it if it weren’t for those cankles.

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    bb
    Commented on this photo:

    Jwow part 2

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    Theo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! I wonder where she got the dress..?

  33. LJ

    Didn’t realize she was only 5’2″……changes my whole opinion of her.

    She can call me any night for a sleepover.

    If you want an Energizer Bunny in bed with you find a full figured short woman.

  34. I believe the clinical term is “BLADOWWWW”

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    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS.

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    Lol
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont think she looks bad!!.. She looks gourges!! it jus you only want girls that are sooo bulimik that hers oun skin is bad!!!

  37. Artie Fatbuckle

    This is the opposite end of the weird apparel/bad angles spectrum.

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    Jones Temple
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, imagine that fat ass bent over taking “it.” She looks disgusting. Just ten years ago she was skinny and hot. Now that her metabolism has slown down she is going to have to hit the gym like every other woman. But, she’s to lazy to do it. She deserves to not be an A-Lister anymore. She’s only like 30 and she can’t control her weight, what a loser.

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    Jones Temple
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, imagine that fat ass bent over taking “it.” She looks disgusting. Just ten years ago she was skinny and hot. Now that her metabolism has slown down she is going to have to hit the gym like every other woman. But, she’s to lazy to do it. She deserves to not be an A-Lister anymore. She’s only like 30 and she can’t control her weight, what a loser.

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    Tenant
    Commented on this photo:

    Jones Temple – You use the phrase ‘only like 30′ in a written text, and yet call other people losers. You’re interesting.

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    bahlder
    Commented on this photo:

    Good god she looks beautiful here.

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she has legs like Christina Aguilera, and that’s not a good thing.

  43. Hannibal Lecter

    I would enjoy the opportunity to spooge all over her face and tits

  44. Willy Ketchum

    In the words of A Pacino in Heat – “she’s got a great big ass”

  45. anonym

    she looks so much better with some meat on her bones.

    juicy and healthy looking.

    she could lose 15 pounds though. that would be perfect.

  46. Sheppy

    Ah, The Superficial and it’s readership, so fickle.

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    goldman!
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! are you serious?? how much does she weigh now? can she even breathe in that suffocating contraption called a dress???? thumbs DOWN!!

    • Relax, champ. Don’t worry about women and their icky curves. Just think of something more appealing to you…like a 9 year old boy.

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Poptr
    Commented on this photo:

    my, oh my… *rolls eyes white*

  49. Beastman AIDS

    Jennifer Love Hewitt is, and always has been, fucking gorgeous.

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    Orson vanden Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Great rack, but otherwise she’s pretty average.

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