For the better half of the decade Jennifer Love Hewitt has perpetually looked like a pregnant woman, so imagine my surprise when I find myself going, “Who is this lovely lady?” and it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe this shows how easily swayed I am by huge, awesome breasts, or maybe this shows my deep appreciation for the people at NASA and their dedication to science. Because when they told me they fired a pair of Spanx to the moon and made a lunar rover look effin fuckable, I laughed in their nerdy little faces. Touché, NASA. Touché…
Photo: Getty, Splash News
Where are the people in the know. Is that a Harvier la dope shes wearing? Heard a lot of yapping about girls who wear that kind of dress…
So has she been urgently dieting, is the figure the result of some new space age fabric physics, or was she hiding those curves under the mu-mus all this time? Enquiring minds wanna know.
She has to own the big ass — clearly it’s worked for J-Lo, Kim K., Gaga, etc. She looks great.
If that dress even looses one thread that entire thing is going to explode. We talk about the massive pressure per sq inch that is placed upon deep sea submersibles when they are 6000 ft down. I can only imagine the pressure each strand of thread on this dress is under. I imagine that when you are standing close to her you can hear them popping like the wires on a suspension bridge.
see the wonder that is the herve ledger bandage dress.. anyone looks good in those.
Exactly what I was thinking! I wish I could afford one…
Smokin Hot. The title should read “Jennifer Love Hewitt should never wear anything…”
Hey fish your girl blake wore the same dress recently. be interesting to see what the commenters would think in a comparison
on blake it didn’t quite look as good from the back, that dress does better with a bubble butt in it
Fish linked to another site with the story of “Who Wore It Better?” between Jennifer and Blake in “And in Other News” a few posts down, so I’m guessing he didn’t want to repeat in this post.
See, this is basically all we ask. Rock the Spanx and throw some ass and titties around. Kaboom! We love you again!
Daamn, where did that body been hiding?
Very nice.
Good for her!! She’s always looked good to me. But then again, us older folks have learned to appreciate the goodness of curvy women!
I didn’t know they made dresses out of Kevlar.
Her legs are horrible. Cankles, a lot of cellulite……damn girl, wear some pants!
She went from “Jennifer Love Ewwwww-It” to “Jennifer Love Spew-It” in one night.
Love the rack .
i find her really sexy, attractive and a beauty in the complete sense of the word. it would be my pleasure to be with a woman like her. she looks happy and hot people.
That dress is working more magic than Harry Potter’s Cloak of Invisibility. (And now, back to my daily virgin tasks.)
By her own admission, she waxes bald and glues jewels to her snatchola. That makes her worth a tumble.
She’s the reason I used to love Party of Five so much… damn, girl!
Are we sure this isn’t a stunt double?
That center strap is covering up the best part of the boob…the cleavage is where the motorboating happens!
She’s still hot. Bang bang bang bang bang.
Kudos to the fashion designer, who managed to work rebar and i-beams into the structure of her dress.
Holy shit Dan that’s hilarious..thx for the laugh!
Spanx Exxxtreme to the rescue!
Amazing how good she can look
I challenge any man to sit across from her for the entire length of a dinner date and not look down once.
She looks like jwoww.
I’ve never typed “jwoww” before. I feel dirty now.
i was just thinking the same thing!
nom nom nom nom nom
looks like she was tired of being a Ghost Whisperer and is back to being a penis whisperer again.
I’d hit it if it weren’t for those cankles.
Yep, that’s all that’s holding you back.
Jwow part 2
Wow! I wonder where she got the dress..?
Didn’t realize she was only 5’2″……changes my whole opinion of her.
She can call me any night for a sleepover.
If you want an Energizer Bunny in bed with you find a full figured short woman.
I believe the clinical term is “BLADOWWWW”
DAT ASS.
I dont think she looks bad!!.. She looks gourges!! it jus you only want girls that are sooo bulimik that hers oun skin is bad!!!
This is the opposite end of the weird apparel/bad angles spectrum.
Wow, imagine that fat ass bent over taking “it.” She looks disgusting. Just ten years ago she was skinny and hot. Now that her metabolism has slown down she is going to have to hit the gym like every other woman. But, she’s to lazy to do it. She deserves to not be an A-Lister anymore. She’s only like 30 and she can’t control her weight, what a loser.
She’s hot from the waist up, ok from the quads down, and UGGH in between. It’s like they mixed 3 completely different people together.
hey she is my hero dont talk about her like that
any 1 want to reply
Her metabolism ” has slown down”?
Yeah, public schools!
Wow, imagine that fat ass bent over taking “it.” She looks disgusting. Just ten years ago she was skinny and hot. Now that her metabolism has slown down she is going to have to hit the gym like every other woman. But, she’s to lazy to do it. She deserves to not be an A-Lister anymore. She’s only like 30 and she can’t control her weight, what a loser.
Jones Temple – You use the phrase ‘only like 30′ in a written text, and yet call other people losers. You’re interesting.
Why does using “only like 30″ in written text make someone a loser? You can’t use the Reply button. Does that make you a loser?
SHES 32
Good god she looks beautiful here.
she has legs like Christina Aguilera, and that’s not a good thing.
I would enjoy the opportunity to spooge all over her face and tits
In the words of A Pacino in Heat – “she’s got a great big ass”
she looks so much better with some meat on her bones.
juicy and healthy looking.
she could lose 15 pounds though. that would be perfect.
She doesn’t need to lose any weight. She looks perfect.
Ah, The Superficial and it’s readership, so fickle.
OMG! are you serious?? how much does she weigh now? can she even breathe in that suffocating contraption called a dress???? thumbs DOWN!!
Relax, champ. Don’t worry about women and their icky curves. Just think of something more appealing to you…like a 9 year old boy.
my, oh my… *rolls eyes white*
Jennifer Love Hewitt is, and always has been, fucking gorgeous.
Great rack, but otherwise she’s pretty average.