Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Only Respond To ‘White Kim Kardashian’ Now

July 28th, 2011 // 122 Comments

“Wait. Should I have pried this door open with a black penis?” Jennifer Love Hewitt found herself thinking aloud. “Or do I let the Wookiee driver open it? God, this is hard, but apparently it’s how you land a husband these day- Hey, you there! Paparazzo. No ass shots. Or I’ll.. I’ll.. sic my mother on you. Yes, that’s how she does it.”

Photo: Fame, Flynet


  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    j, it depends on how much t&a you have. if you dont have much, then no, youre not a real woman. if you have it but its from plastic surgery, then youre not a real woman. post some nude pics n i will let you know what you are.

  2. Racer X

    DAT ASS.

  3. Motorboat Captain

    I think I speak for all of us when I say DAAAAAAMN

  4. CriticXtreme

    JLH, has a nice body and a wicked walk. I’d hit it.

  5. the one

    pst: she looks like a “Caterpillar”-shovel.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Minerva Smelibut
    Commented on this photo:

    While God didn’t give me anything to insert, I’d suck her splendid Jugs dry and then gently smooch both robust ass cheeks. Thats what i would do

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    I’d proudly make her my wife. She looks stunning!

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    She is stunning, that’s a real woman right. I’d marry her in a second ;)

  9. This is in poor taste, shocking, inadequate, uncalled for, and I’d hit it from behind like a bullet train.

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously. Seriously guys. Maybe it’s my age talking, but look me in the eye and tell me you’d push that away.

  11. The Everlasting Know-It-All

    That is a hot woman. nom nom nom

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Bullshit on all of you! She’s HOT and she’s beautiful! None of you fappers would kick her out of bed! And she seems very sweet! So she’s not skinny…who cares?! She’s not at all fat!

  13. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Smokin’ HOT!

  14. Ismoss

    Will always love her

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Dr Ha-Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    Does Fred Segal sell running shoes? Cause that’s what needs to be in that bag.

  16. Angus

    White Kim Kardashian? That’s a bit redundant considering how “white” Kim herself is.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her

  18. JN

    What kinda dumbass captioning was that? Lay off the drugs, man.

  19. Sean

    Shes hot but she screws alot of dudes
    hot dumper or not

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    I don’t get it? Kim isn’t white? or even ‘whiter’?

    • J.R.

      Maybe it’s because she tries to be so black. The people she hangs with, the music she tries to sing, the big ass following her around…

  21. tommy

    daayyyuuummmm! ill eat out that ass and everything!:D

  22. terrance

    well she likes the tube steak up the anus i know a few friends of hers who have done her and she always screams for it up the poop shoot–like way into it. apparently the only way she can get off, so all you alls into her arse she would be all up into you as well–just poke her ahole with your thunderstick and its all good. But she likes you to shoot your load for some reason in her hair–some west hollywood homo convinced her it was the best hair conditioner in the world and she swears by it! SO NOW YOU KNOW!

  23. jeffery

    kim kardashian? dont insult jennifer by comparing her to that orange attention whore like some one already said.

  24. terrance

    ok jeffery, now go wash your hands and go to bed…

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously hot. And cute. And nicely meaty all-around.

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    THIGHS. Great photo! Love the expression.

  27. Paloma

    This chick has ALWAYS been hot, hot, hot. Love her! If I was a dude she would be just my type along with chicks like Kim & ALL of her sisters.


  29. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    I would love to have her face down and ass up. Spread them cheeks and see all that goodness

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    She definitely is looking like Rap Star bait these days. Good luck JLH with your new life of being a white ho bitch…

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    She’s got predisposed tree trunk leg genes.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    And what, exactly, is wrong with JLH’s looks? As far as I can see, she’s lookin’ mighty fine, as always. To the wise guys dissing on her, each and every one of you know that, given the chance, you’d be bangin’ that like a screen door in a hurricane!

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Always been a fan of JLH. She can’t act, but she has always been pretty hot. I’d like to put something between her terrific boobs and up her nice butt. I just hope whoever she’s dating is doing that for the rest of us. LOL

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Very HOT

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