“Wait. Should I have pried this door open with a black penis?” Jennifer Love Hewitt found herself thinking aloud. “Or do I let the Wookiee driver open it? God, this is hard, but apparently it’s how you land a husband these day- Hey, you there! Paparazzo. No ass shots. Or I’ll.. I’ll.. sic my mother on you. Yes, that’s how she does it.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Only Respond To ‘White Kim Kardashian’ Now
July 28th, 2011 // 122 Comments
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j, it depends on how much t&a you have. if you dont have much, then no, youre not a real woman. if you have it but its from plastic surgery, then youre not a real woman. post some nude pics n i will let you know what you are.
DAT ASS.
I think I speak for all of us when I say DAAAAAAMN
JLH, has a nice body and a wicked walk. I’d hit it.
shes got a nice sack too which she tapes back!
pst: she looks like a “Caterpillar”-shovel.
While God didn’t give me anything to insert, I’d suck her splendid Jugs dry and then gently smooch both robust ass cheeks. Thats what i would do
That still leaves plenty for everyone else.
I’d proudly make her my wife. She looks stunning!
She is stunning, that’s a real woman right. I’d marry her in a second ;)
This is in poor taste, shocking, inadequate, uncalled for, and I’d hit it from behind like a bullet train.
Seriously. Seriously guys. Maybe it’s my age talking, but look me in the eye and tell me you’d push that away.
That is a hot woman. nom nom nom
Bullshit on all of you! She’s HOT and she’s beautiful! None of you fappers would kick her out of bed! And she seems very sweet! So she’s not skinny…who cares?! She’s not at all fat!
Smokin’ HOT!
Will always love her
Does Fred Segal sell running shoes? Cause that’s what needs to be in that bag.
White Kim Kardashian? That’s a bit redundant considering how “white” Kim herself is.
I love her
What kinda dumbass captioning was that? Lay off the drugs, man.
Shes hot but she screws alot of dudes
hot dumper or not
I don’t get it? Kim isn’t white? or even ‘whiter’?
Maybe it’s because she tries to be so black. The people she hangs with, the music she tries to sing, the big ass following her around…
daayyyuuummmm! ill eat out that ass and everything!:D
and by “everything” i take it you mean her scrotum?
well she likes the tube steak up the anus i know a few friends of hers who have done her and she always screams for it up the poop shoot–like way into it. apparently the only way she can get off, so all you alls into her arse she would be all up into you as well–just poke her ahole with your thunderstick and its all good. But she likes you to shoot your load for some reason in her hair–some west hollywood homo convinced her it was the best hair conditioner in the world and she swears by it! SO NOW YOU KNOW!
kim kardashian? dont insult jennifer by comparing her to that orange attention whore like some one already said.
ok jeffery, now go wash your hands and go to bed…
Seriously hot. And cute. And nicely meaty all-around.
THIGHS. Great photo! Love the expression.
This chick has ALWAYS been hot, hot, hot. Love her! If I was a dude she would be just my type along with chicks like Kim & ALL of her sisters.
HEWITT IS SO FINE !!!! I WOULD LOVE TO JIZZZZ ALL OVER HER SERVICEABLE ANKLES WHILE SHE FORCES ME TO SNIFF HER 3 DAY OLD PEEEE DRENCHED PANTIES. THATS JUST THE START.
I would love to have her face down and ass up. Spread them cheeks and see all that goodness
She definitely is looking like Rap Star bait these days. Good luck JLH with your new life of being a white ho bitch…
She’s got predisposed tree trunk leg genes.
And what, exactly, is wrong with JLH’s looks? As far as I can see, she’s lookin’ mighty fine, as always. To the wise guys dissing on her, each and every one of you know that, given the chance, you’d be bangin’ that like a screen door in a hurricane!
Always been a fan of JLH. She can’t act, but she has always been pretty hot. I’d like to put something between her terrific boobs and up her nice butt. I just hope whoever she’s dating is doing that for the rest of us. LOL
Very HOT