“Wait. Should I have pried this door open with a black penis?” Jennifer Love Hewitt found herself thinking aloud. “Or do I let the Wookiee driver open it? God, this is hard, but apparently it’s how you land a husband these day- Hey, you there! Paparazzo. No ass shots. Or I’ll.. I’ll.. sic my mother on you. Yes, that’s how she does it.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Only Respond To ‘White Kim Kardashian’ Now
July 28th, 2011 // 122 Comments
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Geezus, her left foot is levitating!
The gravitational pull of her ass is so strong, it’ll do that.
She looks good … healthy, in shape, and her ass is real, and she’s super cute.
Agreed. JLove looks healthy to me. Would not kick her out of bed.
you wouldn’t kick her out of bed because you don’t possess the necessary strength to move that much weight. unless you keep a fork lift beside your bed she is there for the long haul.
Nunyo is Gay.
Guaranteed:)
GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! I would do her so fucking hard. Yeah, she has a funny take on relationship but WTF, she’s in Hollywood.
…She just reeks of unwilling sex-slave participant –don’t she?….Artofwar
Don’t ruin the post by mentioning that fake, orange and skanky attention whore.
….Any man that doesn’t want to submerge his cock in the purifying, life affirming juices of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s vagina, is unfortunately, unfathomably, unabashedly gay. Therefore such a man has no purpose and should be shot….Artofwar
Well said. I would dehydrate myself in her and pass out still wanting to continue with that sexy woman.
But the man’s cock will be assaulted by hordes of spikey diamantes and rubirosas and come out more vajazzled than the sequinned snatch itself.
Would many guys be willing to brave that?
any stuckup hollywood cunt who says no ass shots to a pap deserves the most unflattering shit hitting the iwebs
I have been in love with her for so long it is had to believe she is only 32.
Marry Me, Please
OMG What happened to her ?
17 years happened to her.
Happens to all of us. . . . .she’s still hot. I’m glad she looks like a real woman and lives her life. I imagine she doesn’t sip on ultra-light beer or vodka-waters when she’s at her local sports bar. . . . .
Fat girls usually say that…
What happened to her? She stopped trying to look like what closet Pedos wack off to.
I would rather look at her sweet ass any day.
Olivia Wilde in a year, maybe two.
assasaurus
Assasaurus maximus
Assasaurus maximus giganticus
Unfair. Hewitt actually has played someone other than herself on TV, and (as far as I know) has never been pissed on in a sex video. Or has she? Anyone have a link . . .?
If you’re fapping & you know it, clap your hand!
Fish you are so fucking gay if you wouldn’t nail the shit outta that. God damn this girl is hot as fuck.
The girl is 32 and has started to have the “mid-thirties” ass spread that many women suffer from.
KK is only thirty….can you imagine what THAT is going to be like when it starts to spread????
Green Lantern II?
I got no problems with dat ass.
I see no problematic issues here. Chunky little legs, which is just how I like ‘em. Great tits and a nice round butt. Jeeves, you may serve the Beef Wellington now.
Yum Yum Give Me Sum!
JH actually has some acting talent, unlike KK who can’t manage much more than a vapid smile and impersonating a urinal cake.
I wonder how many cats she has…
judging by the lack of cat hair on that black outfit, I would say zero.
this reminds me, I need to thaw out some chicken thighs to grill for dinner. Thick, meaty thighs…
Don’t forget to marinate them please. I hate tasteless chicken: tastes like chicken.
oh yeah, I’ll marinate the fuck out of those thighs. You like that don’t you?
wait…what were we talking about?
Actually, I would prefer if she had MORE of that meaty American thigh ACDC was talking about once. But gotta love that wide ass.
There’s just one problem. Jamie Kennedy’s magic stick has been in there. Tainted.
Its a flattering angle… her ass really isn’t that nice. Or maybe she’s discovered booty pop underwear.
imagine how huge her lower body would be if she had a kid. She is such a lazy fuck.
She’s lazy because she’s not a size 2? I imagine every single one of us on this site qualifies as a lazy fuck then.
She’s a “lazy fuck” because her curves make it hard for guys like Hugh to fantasize she’s the 9-year-old boy of their dreams.
Is that Michelle Pfeiffer on the left?
She is looking much better these days.
She’s broadly similar to Kim K (she’s female, she’s a brunette) but that’s it.
Oof.
In that outfit, I’d do her in a heartbeat.
yeah and you’d be left only with your right nut intact, bbeeeeaaatch
If she lets that ass stay stretched out for to long it wont snap back when she puts down the ice cream . In fact her ass will look like melted ice cream .
I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING OVER ALL THAT BADONKADONK!
I think she has terrible legs. Cankly and thick. blech.
Do guys named “Clarence” even have credibility? He ended up getting nailed in the ass by a gorilla as I recall.
She can wrap those legs around my head any day.
clarence whorley does. beeks is a chick anyhow iirr
Ace, go ahead. I was stating MY opinion. You don’t have to like it. Fuck off.
Opinions
Coke is better than Pepsi….that’s an opinion.
Chesseburgers are better than hamburgers,….that’s an opinion.
Facts
Casey Anthony would be a great fuck….that’s a fact.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is smoking hot by all regards….that’s a fact.
Neither would give a shitbag shitbag like you the time of day….that’s a fact.
Did I just compare Casey Anthony to JLH? Eh…
Fact- you are an asshole.
Fact- I am a woman, and don’t want to fuck JLH OR have her body. :)
have a nice day, fucktard!
Fact: Clarence is a jealous cow.
They are almost identical. Well except Jennifer has talent, natural beauty, didn’t become famous from being peed on, well maybe not so much………
I would tongue punch every hole in her body!!
Why is being a chubby ex-celebrity somehow more shameful than having had sex once with either Carson Daly and Jamie Kennedy?
Remember, she’s not chubby. She’s just big boned.
Unlike Carson Daly and Jamie Kennedy.
someones feelin sexy today. yummy
would be so easy to just poke my head up in there and toss her salad
i want to eat her vaj
Just call her Crisco, ’cause she’s fat in the can! Good god I love that joke. And yes, I will be repeating it here every chance I get.
She’s no Hot Lips.
Damn Hollywood for forcing so much of its female talent to maintain an unhealthy weight throughout their careers. Real men love curves like these. If J Love had that ass a decade ago, I would have been arrested twice for stalking her.
What I’m saying here is I want to taste her.
when the rest of the body begins fto fade … they (yesterday’s hot bods) begin to show more leg … their last remianing “halfway decent” asset (but only because they are perched on stripper heals – otherwise they would look chunky munkey)
yeah might want to check out pic 3 before you say that…
UGH what is with this REAL WOMAN shit? I’m a size 4 (and a good 30lbs lighter than her), so does that mean I not a REAL WOMAN?! I understand the inappropriateness of calling anybody fat, but I’m so sick of the thin shaming. Overweight does not a “real woman” make.
Women can look great in many sizes. Jennifer Love Hewitt is not overweight though and she has an endearingly wholesome quality while still managing to be sexy. I mean look at that smile, it says it all. If you were a guy you would know what I mean. The beautiful, sweet, sincere look on her face says she is the perfect wife/mother that most of us look for in a mate. It’s just natural to be drawn to her type. Society determines what is considered normal, and these ideals are rarely based on reason. But it does not mean that you are unattractive.
i’d like to spunk all over that beautiful, sweet, sincere look on her face!
^ With that said, I think she looks great. Her body is lovely. But a size 10 isn’t the only thing that makes a woman “real.” Please.
I agree J! I hate that “real woman” bullshit! I am a smaller woman too. Well said!
And both of you are jealous twats:)
Garighura dhore je chore bole mar khay se.
what you talkin’ bout willis?
So Armenians aren’t caucasians now?
This is almost WASP…
Wow…I never understand the haters. JLH is hands down one of the hottest out there – yummy!
She is sooooo hot…..
Its women like this that make me wish I’d won that £160m in the lottery…
not a fucking thing wrong with that.
she’s so pretty