Jennifer Love Hewitt Blends In With Pregnant Hollywood and Other News

March 17th, 2011 // 35 Comments

- Courtney Love wasn’t satisfied destroying Kurt Cobain just once. [Popeater]

- And apparently American Idol is on board with her. [TooFab]

- The smoking gun in Lindsay Lohan‘s probation report was tea. No, really. [Dlisted]

- The smoking gun in your mouth is because of Cee Lo. [Celebslam]

- Colin Farrell is giving Rihanna the ol’ shillelagh. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katy Perry knows how to sell shoes. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amanda Seyfried stays in shape. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Jimmy Fallon thanks Tiger Woods‘ penis for fueling a years worth of terrible comedy. [Bossip]

- Taylor Makakoa doesn’t handle puppets. [Maxim]

- There may be hope for Justin Bieber after all. [BuzzFeed]


- How to extend St. Patrick’s Day through the whole month of March. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. The Critical Crassness

    Dress for the career you want, until you achieve the career you are dressed for !
    Jennifer must be getting really desperate to be a mommy and housewife! Maybe if she hadn’t picked out those 3 sets of rings for the guys in her life to choose from she would be closer to her goal!

  2. Cock Dr

    The Great Pumpkin is confused.
    Today is the day to drink green beer, not trick or treat.

  3. NomNom

    If all you haters don’t want her, I’ll take her.
    Cute. Real. Rich enough to pick up the check.

  4. Rather Dashing

    So has Katy Perry FINALLY realized that people, on seeing her name in print, will always want to pronounce it “Catty” and started using Katie?

    Or did Fish just start drinking a little early again?

    • The Critical Crassness

      It’s St Paddy’s Day! There is no such thing as a little early for drinking on St Paddy’s Day!

  5. She’s pissed off because she’s tired of telling people “no, I’m NOT pregnant”.

    or is she pregnant? I don’t even know…cover up the boobs and it’s like she becomes invisible to me.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    No! No! No! you’re supposed to be the Ghostwhisperer. Not the Great pumpkin.

  7. “Blends in with pregnant Hollywood”, damnit Fish…
    When you come up with shit like that I can forget all the Ke$ha-related eye blisters.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    God, I want her!!!!!

  9. Grace

    Did you really spell Katy Perry wrong, Fish?

  10. Grace

    Aha! Fixed it :P

  11. “you could come home with me, to my house in greenbow, jenny. you and little forrest.”

  12. DKNY

    I’d like to stick my arm up Taylor Makakoa’s ass and control her. I wonder if Terry Fator has ever tried.

  13. Motel 6 has GOT to be getting pissed about her stealing their curtains to make dresses.

  14. She needs to change her name to “Jennifer Love Carbohydrates”.

  15. That camping tent is pissed.

  16. pookiewookie

    So you run stupid story and we still dont know if shes just fat or really preggo. Poor reporting on your end!

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Pregnant with a 6 pound, 8 ounce cheesecake.

  18. skuddles

    She’s just fat. Check out the flabby arms. No proudly pregnant celebrity babe is about to hide under a circus tent in public – she’d be flaunting that big belly and crowing about how some moron jizzed the shizz, because if there’s one thing she’s known for (besides the other two things) it’s that she’s just a big old famewhore. Running to fat and getting old to boot.

  19. the captain


  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    “We goin’ bowlin’ now Fred?”

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    is that a “moo moo”?….regardless, stay at home in that mess

  22. Eric

    She needs to lose the weight, pose for Playboy so we can all spank one off to her, then fade away into Bridget Bardot obscurity.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she is rocking quadruplets in there. Now it isn’t so ironic when she is out to dinner and hears, “Dinner, party of 5.”

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please dear Lord let them only photograph my skinny face and saggy breasts.”

  25. The real enemy is father time not Rough


    Its not? those girls are doing a pretty good job. Kind of like defying the odds arent they?

  26. Mary Feeney (wife of Feeney the Funny Pilot)

    Reality can be a hard pill to swallow, but swallowing it may be better for us than denying it. Obsession with physical appearance requires that one be in denial about the reality of aging. (I’m talking about obsession, not non-obsessive interest in being well-groomed, a quality even cats have.) I’ve no idea if JLH is obsessed with physical appearance but I know that the industries that celebratize people like her encourage (intentionally or not) such obsession in others. One of the cold, hard facts of life is that humans reach a peak of physical attractiveness as well as vitality when they are fairly young, after which there is a decline. The decline may be slow enough that it seems barely noticeable, but at some point it becomes obvious, and it is at that point that someone either ages gracefully or vainly and foolishly makes one attempt after another to try to look younger and hotter than they are. (I’m not suggesting that JLH is guilty of this. I write this only because when I look at recent photos of her I am reminded of what I am saying: She was hot when she was I Know What You Did Last Summer, which came out in 1997 when JLH was 18. Some may consider her to still be hot today, but I would say that anyone who finds her as hot today as she was when she was 18 is either lying, in denial, insane, or at least as eccentric as someone who would prefer to buy wilting flowers over the freshest ones on the stand.)

    • Peanutty

      Ok, I just read your whole post. So some people peak out young you say?

      • Mary Feeney (wife of Feeney the Funny Pilot)

        No, Peanutty, some people are in major denial around the fact that humans peak out in terms of physical attractiveness and vitality is what I say.

      • Peanutty

        I don’t see that at all Mary. I just keep getting better with age. I was a braces/glasses wearing dorkamus in school. You should see me now. I hope your pilot isn’t going to replace you with a hot young thing Mary.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude looks like a lady.
    I never realized her resemblance to Steve Tyler was this strong.

  28. Equint77

    She looks like a sea hag.

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