Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Employers Make Her Wear Those Bandage Dresses

February 23rd, 2012 // 62 Comments

Back in July, Jennifer Love Hewitt started showing up to red carpet events wearing those clearly magical bandage dresses that almost made men want to propose to her using one of the three pre-selected rings in her purse. At any rate, the producers of The Client List obviously saw her in them and wisely chose to make her character wear one at all times regardless of when the show’s set. “Okay, so your motivation in this scene is to get Abe Lincoln to sign the Emancipation Proclamation except he keeps ‘accidentally’ dropping his quill. And ACT- No, I will not marry you. ACTION!”

Photos: AKM Images, Fame/Flynet

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  1. tom

    What’s not to like?

  2. I don’t care how many of those dresses she wears, her feet are still weird looking.

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    Ben Dover
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    them bastards making her wear those dresses
    too bad they weren’t into bra’s and panties

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress The Client List
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    Jennifer looks good in anything–she takes pride in her appearance–knowing all of her fans love her just the way she is-!!!

  5. Stacey

    That dress makes her look like she’s a Kardashian. Way too “hippy”.

    • BrandiLye

      Hip Hip Hooray, Stacey.

      No “Hungry-Hungry Hippo” below this line.
      ________________________________

  6. Clarence Beeks

    she has such bad legs/cankles.

  7. Your tongue, My balls.

    Instructions. Stretch bandage over stretch marks. Check. Prop up those “tig old bittes”. Check. Atta girl.

    • Grunts

      Spread those buttchecks. Check. Accept rock hard dong. Check. Atta girl, maybe you’ll find a man after all.

      • Schmidtler

        hey, advertising that she was ‘open for anal’ was all it took for nasty Sinead O’Connor to find a husband.

  8. EricLr

    Bad-mouth her all you want, haters. She can’t hear you over the loud ticking of the biological clock anyway.

  9. BeBo Wobbley

    New Flash for the information challenged at :”The Superficial”..she is the BOSS…Hewitt is the Executive Producer of the series….

    • Ha ha ha! I’m sorry… you appear to be under the impression that you came to a NEWS site. That’s cute.

    • There are six executive producers of The Client List. Of the two production companies behind the show, one—Fedora Films—is JLH’s production company, for which IMDB only lists this series among its accomplishments. The other production company, Jaffe/Braunstein Entertainment, has been making television movies and series for the last 20 years.

      As a producer, Hewitt probably has a financial stake in the series and maybe some creative control, but the REAL boss of the series is the “showrunner” executive producer, who almost certainly comes from the production company that, y’know, actually knows the nuts and bolts of putting on a television show with the casting and hiring crew and what not. As opposed to an actor-owned boutique company that, as of now, only knows how to pass along a few projects it’s developed, usually with its star attached.

    • EricLr

      They hand out production credits like candy on shows and movies these days. Every himbo and bimbo in Hollywood has his/her own “production company” and demands a producer credit for just appearing (just look at all the production logos at the front of any movie these days). An “Executive Producer” credit for an actor is Hollywood-speak for “His/Her job consisted of saying ‘yes’ when asked to be in this movie/TV-show.”

  10. Very sexy. Think I will rub one out to these pics.

  11. ace11

    Looking Hot

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    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re hot and you’re cold
    You’re yes and you’re no
    You’re in and you’re out
    You’re up and you’re down
    You’re wrong when it’s right

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    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    Too hot
    She’s still got it

  14. Bonky

    I love nice hips and that woman wearing them bandage dresses has got really great hips. Fap, fap, fap !!

  15. El Jefe

    I have absolutely no problem with her and her dresses.

  16. drunken again

    I would love to have my head buried between her ass cheeks on a 100 degree plus hot and humid day .. It would be an honor to drink her ass sweat.

  17. mrsmass

    they need to make those bandage things in a full body suit for JLH. yes, i know she would then look like a mummy, but at least her cankles would be covered up.

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    oggie
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    shes hot and she’s a playa

  19. albert pike

    what a weak thread…crass unfunny remarks about wanting to defile her, hackneyed cracks about the biological clock, and a lone interesting comment by TomFrank

  20. Put her in green and her transformation into a pear will be complete.

  21. BrandiLye

    She looks good. Keep wearin the band-aids! Sometimes I put makeup on if I wake up ugly. Do what you gotta do.

  22. Mark

    What did she do to her face? She looks like she just stepped out of a centrifuge.

  23. forrest

    she looks like a heavy truck with two flat tires!!

  24. Rob

    She looks like a pear.

  25. dooood

    then stick her next to hilary duff n you got a pear and a bloated rectangle

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    anon
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    i love how the pictures are alternating between her wearing baggy fatty clothes and her wearing a bandage dress. hilarious.

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    Tim
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    I would eat her ass for hours if she wanted.

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    Mike
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    I’d still hit that all day and twice on Sunday.

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    Nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    My mirror is my employer too, but it never told me to buy one in every color.

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    yowillie
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    Love to give her a pearl necklace.

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    woopi
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    This girl is beautiful, you haters must can it!

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress The Client List
    Commented on this photo:

    I think all of you are nuts! She’s hot as hell! Seriously…she’s curvy and sexy! She looks great!

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    hmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Im sorry but u can tell , take that dress off and her tits would be low and her ass and thighs would explode , pretty girl but not as hot as she thinks or portrays she thinks at least.

    • You don’t like tits, ass and thighs? Stick to downloading gay porn. No one’s forcing your dumb ass to comment about women.

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    CranAppleSnapple
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    It should say on the set of Mister Ed.

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    Jim Saiff
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    The “Bandage Dresses” do the Job they are meant to do–Make a Beautiful, Vivacious Woman even More So–It’s all Real folks–!!–Don’t knock her–at least she hasn’t visited “Silicone City”–!!

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    Jim Saiff
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    You hit the nail right on the “head” woopi–Even in Jeans and a Plain Top–She is the Most Desirable sight to Behold–!!

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    Zomb73
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    I gotta wipe off my iPad now…

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    now thats all woman dam’IT GIRL

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    Confused
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    If she is sooo HOT,and wonderful, and amazing in everyway possible why can she keep a man, or even get one when she is so obviously making it aware that she is available, with the rings waiting.

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    wulfsong
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    I think I’d do twice on Wednesday too…being hump day and all.

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    So? I’m listening, bandage dress theorists…

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    Tommy
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    Given the opportunity… I’d hit that until I passed out.

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