Jennifer Love Hewitt Stalked Ben Flajnik, Is How That Story Really Went

August 18th, 2011 // 32 Comments

“Okay, Husband Locator app, you cost $39.99, and led me to a VFW, but I believe in you.

So the story about Jennifer Love Hewitt making out with The Bachelorette contestant Ben Flajnik has finally taken a turn into a more realistic and likely Scenario Land. Turns out she was just stalking him which is really the only way to interpret these words coming out of her mouth. Via Us Magazine:

During the show’s August 1 finale, Hewitt, 32, tweeted that she needed to “book a flight to Sonoma,” which is where Flajnik lives and works. The actress explained her cyber-flirting to Seacrest, saying: “I was looking for something pop culture to tweet about… Things got blown out of proportion… I have nothing to say except I’m totally single!”
Seacrest’s cohost, Ellen K., asked the Can’t Hardly Wait Star: “Did you make out with [Ben]?”
Hewitt laughingly answered that “Rumors are rumors… We did meet, but totally by coincidence.”
Hewitt told Seacrest the duo just happened to be at the same place at the same time.

When reached for comment, a government official would only tell me that Ben Flajnik had been taken to a secure location under an assumed name. “Somewhere far away from those rings,” he added. “Those damn, dirty rings…”

Photo: Flynet, WENN


  1. hmna

    Veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan are eligible for membership in the VFW. So maybe JLH can get lucky . . . without snagging a 65-year old.

  2. The Brown Streak

    Dearest Love,

    You keep being crazy so Fishy can post more pictures of you.


    P.S. I really need to get that husband locator app fixed. It was supposed to send you to me.

  3. Kelce

    “I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence.”

  4. God

    kelce, i shoot stop dice, ship cap’n crew, and craps. but ya i don’t believe in coincidence. coincidentally i don’t believe in me.

  5. Schmidtler

    When my grandma was in a nursing home and would complain that somebody was stealing her clothes, we all thought she was just old & crazy – now I see these pics of JLH, and ‘m thinking maybe grandma was right. C’mon, Jennifer, give my grannie her clothes back you nursing home robbing bitch!

  6. Richard McBeef

    I’d let her suck it.

    through a glory hole.

  7. Coyote

    Jennifer when will you realize I am the only one who can truly Love you.

  8. Board Certified Prevert

    I want her

  9. say what you want, but you know it's true

    The only guys that will put up with this chicks craziness are virgins and loosers who can’t pull.

  10. In my professional opinion, she needs to stop fucking tools like Fez & B-Rad. If I were to fully unleash my mastery of the Tantric arts she would lose those rings, 15 pounds, & her sanity.

  11. Now why can’t i get someone like this stalking er meet by coincidence.

  12. I’d like some of that vagazzled snatch, please.

  13. LJ

    She was horny, she flew to Sonoma, got laid, flew home.

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    She reeks of the kind of desperation that screws your brains out just so you will pat her head in appreciation.


    Nothing shows you are loved like finding a bloody pig’s heart on your front porch with a steak knife sticking out of it. Jennifer should take a page out of my exe’s book. We would still be together if she hadn’t set that hooker on fire.

  16. “Like OMG! Ththththis wiiiiireless remOOH!OH!ote contrOOOOOOH!olled viiiiibbbbbrator rrrrrreally worrrrrks!

  17. Beefarino

    She goes after tools. She needs to go after my tool.

  18. PoorMaryKelly

    Surely if they still have mail order brides there must be mail order grooms. If that didn’t work out she could buy one of those male Living Dolls. They’re creepy as hell but better than nothing.

  19. tonawanda

    Still want her. JLH, come back to S.F. and find ME this time.

  20. forrest gump

    when he saw her legs for real he started stalking…………..

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish she’d stalk me. I’d grab her and keep her tied up in my basement. Let her out every and then to love me up. Sweet young thang. She got no idea how much she wants me.

  22. roadkill

    One Ring to rule them all,
    One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all
    and in the darkness bind them.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    How come like only her legs are fat?

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