Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She Can Bang Adam Levine Now

April 5th, 2012 // 66 Comments
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Adam Levine has spent the better part of a year alternating between banging super-thin model Anne V and complaining about Christina Aguilera’s weight ruining The Voice, so right off the bat, you can tell he’d be completely open to having sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt. “We’re a match made in heaven,” said the crazy in her head before reminding her to have the rings ready. “You never know…” People reports:

“I always have my eyes out,” the Client List actress, 33, says in an interview airing Thursday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again … I’m just saying.”
The Maroon 5 frontman and judge on The Voice is indeed single, having split from his girlfriend of two years, model Anne Vyalitsyna. Now, Hewitt thinks she should probably swoop in.
“Look, we would be cute,” she says, as DeGeneres shows a photo of Levine, 33.

Keep in mind, one of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s last serious relationships was Jamie Kennedy, so maybe she should set her sights a little lower before trying to bang one of the most attractive male musicians of the moment. Say, I dunno, Jonah Hill. Or she can start walking out of high schools and cross her fingers Wilmer Valderrama thinks she has a pituitary problem. I’m seriously running out of ideas here.

Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Josh

    What the fuck has she done to her face?

    • Randal

      It’s called natural beauty.

      Jennifer has been stunning since the first time she appeared on Party of Five as the innocent beautiful girl next door, and continues to prove to everyone she still retains these features.

      Bedroom eyes, captivating smile and a healthy body. This is a woman who takes care of herself and it shows.

      Randal

  2. Capitalist Pancake

    This is one desperate woman.

  3. mrsmass

    adam levine is a mega douche, but this chick is reaching for the stars on this one.

  4. Her left tit weighs more than Adam Levine.

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    mbcl
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    she has Oprah’s eyelashes on

  6. dooood

    she already has big tits. she doesn’t need to be orange.

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    Flame on
    Commented on this photo:

    I smell Arby’s

  8. E.E. Cummings

    Fish-crush on the Jew-Levine

  9. dooood

    and hold up didn’t she say fez “lied” about once banging her?
    saying she was 11 out of 10 or something?

    so there ya go. if someone would pretend to have nailed crazy pants, maybe that’s a perfect match for a now desperate said crazy pants

  10. ITT: we pretend Adam Levine is heterosexual.

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    jdjdjd
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    She has eyes?

  12. If I were not already wed I would choose one of her 3 rings to place on her finger. Of course there would have to be something in a pre-nup about keeping her crazy ass under 175 lbs. but other than that…I’d go for it. Hell…everyone knows crazy women are fucking wild in the sack.

  13. Sheza

    Seriously Adam?! I Love you, but saying Christina is ruining the show because of HER weight? What about Fat CeLo?? Love him too but he is kinda gross. Jus sayin….

    • dooood

      you might have a point, but christina is someone who at one point was a sex symbol. so people are tuning into the show expecting
      to enjoy a good fap only to find themselves staring directly at
      pizza the hut.

    • Chewie

      Did you actually read the linked article? It’s not that she’s fat, it’s that she’s holding up shooting because she’s paranoid about how fat she looks and demanding retakes and special attention. That’s what’s aggravating her co-stars. Lo doesn’t care if he looks fat on TV.

  14. LJ

    Anne V is hot enough that she’s been in the SI swimsuit edition for the past eight years. Ms. Hewitt hasn’t been hot for the past eight years. No chance.

    • dooood

      JLH was the maxim sexiest woman on the planet.
      i personally don’t care that she got lazy and put on a few pounds and looks more like an average person now.

      i had a crush on this chick since high school. plus i’ve always been attracted to crazy bitches.

    • …Being in SI for the past eight years doesn’t necessarily mean anyone is truly hot. Perhaps it just means they are willing to go down at the drop of hat– and will do butt-sex sober.

      The editors and photographers over at SI who are not gay have been known to have no problem with “quid pro quo.”

  15. it had to be said

    I think JLH needs to just be realistic and let me bang her. I’d do I decent job and be thankful for the opportunity.

  16. Bonky

    Wow, bad makeup day. Amazing how you can look with the wrong shit on your face. Otherwize she is still freaking hot.

  17. Brooke

    Waaaaaait…. She’s only 33?? I thought she was so desperate because she was over 40.

  18. GridLock

    She must be a complete bitch for someone not to land her yet. She’s not uber-hot but looks pretty good.

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    Dr. Nappy
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    Looking a little tired there dear.

  20. Her face may not be what it once was, but at least she’s not fucking it up with plastic surgery like so many starlets these days are. Go back and look at the Lara Flynn Boyle pics from yesterday if you think this is bad.

  21. i think she is dreaming on what will be willing to slip their tool in her.
    Hey how many people wish they could bang her or some other actress.

  22. Sliver

    This is as likely to happen as Christina Aguillarra and Adam Levine.

  23. Bo

    Did they already sign the contract to fake pr date?

  24. I think JLH would benefit from dating someone who wasn’t famous but sadly, I find it unlikely she would choose anyone who comments on this site. *sigh*

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    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    She has so much money why doesn’t she just get some lipo in her problem areas? And hire a personal trainer? I just don’t get it.

    • Schmidtler

      why go to all that effort & expense, when for 10 bucks she could have a t-shirt made that says “i’m single and I like it in the ass’, and be married within 24 hours? It worked for Sinead.

  26. Nina

    JLH may not be the hottest chick ever, but she has great tits, a hot ass and a feminine face. Adam’s ex looks like a lanky dude. I don’t care how many magazines say she’s hot, Anne V looks like a scarecrow

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    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    She has dated everyone in Hollywood, might as well move on to Adam. And I know that The Superficial likes to make fun of the girl, but c’mon, she has dated most of Hollywood, and her hot factor is off the charts. Everyone man would take a piece of her, even with the crazy.

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer I will marry you just the way you are. For Better or Worse; for Richer or Poorer; for ever and ever AMEN

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    ri
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s in her contract that a fat pasty woman stands very close getting into every picture possible.

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Spandex Dress The Client List
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny how when she was illegal she used to be everyone’s wet dream and now that she’s an adult/mentally unstable fruit, everyone is throwing their sticks at her and telling her to get away. Apart from ugly people.
    Pedobear used her up.

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Spandex Dress The Client List
    Commented on this photo:

    “Watch it, buster, or I’ll make you a part of my three-ring circus.”

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Spandex Dress Collin Egglesfield The Client List
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    I’m the executive producer! I don’t want anyone on the show hotter than me!”
    “But we’ve already signed this Colin Egglesfield.”
    “All right…but none of the women!”
    “Done.”
    –casting meeting for “The Client List,” 2011

  33. bb

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s hotter than Anne V? I think Anne is as plain as hell.

  34. terry

    How much fucking milage has she gotten out of that goddamn dress? That shit must smell stank nasty by now.

  35. YEAHISAIDIT

    She is so HOT, And all you pimply face internet twerps know it!!!

  36. She is HOT!! I’d fuck her, crazy and all. Could stand to hit the gym, though.

  37. LB

    Dude, you’re all insane… JLH is hot as hell, and has an amazing ass.

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    SeeAlice
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    She is looking good . Yum !

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Spandex Dress The Client List
    vader
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is so fkn beat. I always thought this chic was a butterface, but now she looks worse than ever. Her face is shaped like a damn snow cone and her features are all fucked up.

  40. rich

    I can’t play at this level and if I could I would like my life just a shade more private than asking for sex at the superficial leval. If Adam Levine is crazy enough to give you (JLH) sex just because you asked on the internet then go after whatever this life is letting you have.

  41. chmod

    America’s biggest band is fronted by a douchy jew. Throw in that American girls go crazy for his tattoed pencil thin arms. It really makes you think, should America really be the stewards of the world?

  42. jim

    How can a man not want to marry that ego and body and NursePeopleMeet was amazing!

  43. Stefanie

    That fake orange-tan look isn’t working for Jennifer. She looks like an oompa-loompa dressed as a whore.

    Wtf happened to her. She used to look so hot back then. Now she looks fake as hell. >_>

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    shes a old..but want live a 25 old girl

  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Spandex Dress The Client List
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    sexxxy

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Spandex Dress The Client List
    Commented on this photo:

    what a milf

  47. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Spandex Dress The Client List
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    i like

  48. Ashley

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Looking Good, She Dos Every Thing Right And EveryOne Loves Her. To Me She Looks Like She Is 23 Year Old That I Say But What Ever, She Sill Looks Good And She Should Never For Get That Lol…. I Wich Her Show Every Sunday And It Geting Good, And There Is A Lot Of Hot Guys As Well I So Will Love To Do What She Is Doing With All Of The Sexy Good Looking Guys If You Know What I Am Say!!!

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