Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Malibu with her family yesterday and apparently she should’ve worn a longer blouse because, KERPOW, J-Ass! Except that KERPOW was a little unnecessary because this is absolutely nothing like I imagined it. I always assumed seeing the J-Butt would be more like seeing Jesus’ face and less like a reminder that death comes for everyone but first it’s gonna ruin your awesome parts. On that note, I’m going to run the opposite direction of the Earth’s rotation until I’m not 30 anymore or my penis stops looking like an old man’s face. Adieu.
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