Jennifer Lopez Wore This

Oh, look, another post about a singing contest. “For we are all but dancers to the bounce of Simon Cowell’s man-boobs…” – Mark Twain

Here’s Jennifer Lopez walking the red carpet for the season finale of American Idol because she’s the real star of the show. Yes, Country Clay Aiken might be the talk of the moment, but did he wear a nude-colored outfit making it look like he has a massive pubic region? No, no he didn’t. You learn that on the block, puto.

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