Oh, look, another post about a singing contest. “For we are all but dancers to the bounce of Simon Cowell‘s man-boobs…” – Mark Twain
Here’s Jennifer Lopez walking the red carpet for the season finale of American Idol because she’s the real star of the show. Yes, Country Clay Aiken might be the talk of the moment, but did he wear a nude-colored outfit making it look like he has a massive pubic region? No, no he didn’t. You learn that on the block, puto.
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“I absolutely adore phony quotations.”
-A. Lincoln
+10 internets
A little more camel toe would have made this outfit a winner. Now, its just another loser, like Obama and the Democrats.
And you.
chrisj, I am attempting to understand your camel toe remark. Are you suggesting that all Democrats need to do to win your support is hike up out pants so you can see the outline of our junk? Wow, it’s no wonder they call you “teabaggers.”
@ President Obama
LOL
“Thwackkkk!” Right through the heart. Well done.
OMG you really took to a celeb blog to talk about politics.
That is the definition of loser if there was ever one.
Considering he is President of the United States and you probably flip burgers for a living, who is the loser?
wheres the ass shot? FAIL!!!!
agreed. this side profile is the closest we get. It also features the obligatory black dude photobombing with his eyes that say it all.
puto puto puto, where did you get that? I loved it!
wheres the ass shot??!!!!
Looks like the outfit Kari from Mythbusters wore when they took a cast of her ass. Butt shot or it didn’t happen!
She must have had some serious ass acne. Sounds like she has a great future in porn.
who kari or lopez? kari’s ass looked sweet ~
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v15966168kjyDd7np
Kari’s ass was sweet. Much better than this J-Lo crap.
Ten bucks that thing had a skidmark on it when she took it off.
double or nothing she put it on backwards after noticing the skid mark.
BORIIINNNNG.
I call this ensemble: Camel Taupe.
Jeremy, that is funny.
Ding.+5
Oh, jeez. WINNER.
CRAZEE, CRAZEE!!
I IS A CRAZEE CAMEL-TOE!
So that’s what those trapped Chilean miners were digging for: Enough sparkly rocks to cover that huge ass.
That is one hot 40 something piece of puerto rican ass right there. I wouldn’t think twice about putting my head between those legs and pleasuring her.
yuo still believe her ass is insred?
……..NAIVE AMERICA, can’t miss.
Hmmm, dressing in dried Cream of Wheat is in this year?
wow
That backside is more elusive than the scarlet pimpernel. Are these paps on her payroll?..
It seems like this outfit should be sexy, but somehow it just . . . isn’t.
She went full body Spanx. Nobody goes full body Spanx.
The phrase “camel toe” has never been more appropriate, given the color and the fact that she has a hump.
So is this look supposed to be “giant rustic sausage” or “pebbly two legged sexual toy”?
She’s rockin’ the chocolate flavoured condom look
Condom? Look at the nubs. Clearly it’s a French Tickler look.
J-Lo is the most beautiful women in world, as true. Others, out to coffee
She looks hideous! Doing her usual sneering for the camera. She looks like a fat sequined sausage with a bad blonde weave. Its over JHO, just go home and act like you love those ghastly children of yours.
I would love to make sweet sweet love to her, maybe even put a nice blonde baby in her
Slim Goodbody, brave and true…
No ass shot, no cameltoe, meh!
thats UGLY! >.>