Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence

May 6th, 2013 // 24 Comments

Okay, so I really don’t have anything to back that headline up except for these swimsuit photos of Jennifer Lopez filming a music video in Miami and a TMZ report that she had to be secured in her trailer after gunshots were heard. For all we know, it could’ve just been Lou Dobbs protecting the border. The man’s vigilant.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Deacon Jones

    These look like staged “secret” shoots.

    Exhibit A. Not one ass shot.

    Anyone else having problems leaving comments on photos? All that are below them is “0″

    • Pugiron

      Kerry are you a moron that works for the superficial or an independent moron? There is no awesome.

  2. Pugiron

    When I see Hennifer Yopez in a bikini I want to shoot myself. I am sure the gunshots they heard were multiple suicides.

  3. anonymous

    Has she been busy blowin’ all the guidos in Jersey? Her lips are orange.

  4. Her tits have never matched her body type. Sort of big, yet flat. strange all around.

  5. serimode

    Dang, that main pic makes her look sick with the flu or something. That’s some “trying not to hurl” face right there.

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    hollyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    hahah that’s a stupid lookin duck-lipped bitch!

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Put that Gameboy down, Casper! You’re still in timeout!”

  8. tlmck

    The gunshots were probably due to the fact that somebody mistook her for a feral hog.

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    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she gave C-3PO a blowjob!

  10. TheSupFan

    haha i love seeing all the hater comments on here because you can just feel the self-hate and personal insecurity seeping through. jennifer lopez may have the singing quality of a well autotuned cat, but to say she isn’t in perfect shape looking as young and beautiful as ever is just a lie.

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    Nothing about this picture is flattering. The suit, the lipstick, the face…

  12. Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Live It Up Music Video Shoot
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    Why are her lips yellow? Does she have scurvy?

  13. Wow, she looks fucking terrible. I mean, I was never a huge fan of her to begin with, but I at least acknowledged she was physically attractive. She just looks malformed in these…I’m going to chalk it up to bad photography. Plus the makeup doesn’t suit her.

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    tomjenkins
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m here to kick ass and eat Cheetos, and I’m all out of Cheetos.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Live It Up Music Video Shoot
    Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what anybody says, she looks amazing.

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