Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

January 30th, 2012 // 44 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Miami on Friday where she also brought along Casper Smart because who the hell else is going to drive her to the Piggly Wiggly? More importantly, she actually looks pretty damn good in the shots taken through a window from five buildings over whereas the ones of her clearly standing outside in the daylight, not so much, which basically proves Jennifer Lopez is a vampire and Marc Anthony‘s been a giant dancing bat she’s controlled telepathically this whole time. Dammit, why didn’t we see it before?! *looks back through old photos* He’s flying into women’s hair with a grape in his mouth. C’mon!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet Splash News, WENN

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    No Thanks

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    papastryfe
    Commented on this photo:

    if Miley can do the vagina-diddle, so can I.

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    Justin Bieber
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    I wanna eat that pussy till the cows come home .

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    Justin Bieber
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    Still hot

  5. lily

    never got the hyper over her…face or body. shes always been kind of chunky. and her attitude sucks.

  6. dude!

    meh . . . Next.

  7. WhiteChick

    Puh-lease. If you say this woman is not completely stunning and looks AMAZING for her age, you must have cob webs in your vagina or you hate vagina. Which could go both ways, if I had cob webs in my cooter I would hate it too.

    • Or you could simply be acknowledging the fact that’s she’s fairly average in looks, lacking in talent, and loaded up with an abundance of super-entitled bitch attitude. There are few people I’m less interested in. To this day I just don’t get what people see in her.

      • WhiteChick

        You show me a 40 year old who looks better than they did when they were 20, and I’ll show you Jennifer Aniston…but JLo fits this standard too. I’m not disagreeing that she lacks in talent, but the woman looks damn good.

    • J-HO looks like shit now. She has cottage cheese legs and the face has always been busted. I have never seen the appeal of this chick. Then again, I always look at bitches differently. If she wasn’t such a bitch then maybe I’d go easier on her.

    • Still trying to figure out how this woman was named most beautiful in the world. I suspect heavy payments were involved. There are plenty of women, both older and younger, who far outstrip her in the looks, not to mention talent, department.

    • Clarence Beeks

      I agree she is gorgeous, and looks better than she ever has. She has a fantastic plastic surgeon. Over the years, she has subtle work done, and it is great. I LOVE when she lies and says she;s had nothing done. Look at “In Living Color”! She was fucking FUG!

      I also agree she has no talent, and her fame is baffling to me.

      • Felonious Monkey

        I disagree she’s had work done. In “In Living Color,” she was fat and out of shape. With a new exercise routine and makeup (self-tanner), she changed her face and ass drastically. I do think she gets chemical peels or dermabrasion and shitloads of moisterizing cream.
        I know plenty of women who do this and they look quite young.

        Regardless, she has an awful voice and little talent. This woman is just a stylist, makeup artist and colorist away from being like everyone else.

      • Clarence Beeks

        are you kidding me? LOOK AT HER FACE. Noses do change like that just from LOSING WEIGHT.

        You are very naive if you think she hasn’t had plastic surgery. She is on her 3rd nose for crying out loud!

  8. Dat ass, delicious. Seriously, I may not like her music (I personally though she should have stayed themed on movies..Out of Sight really is a great example of what she’s capable of) but I will not discount that she’s still quite a looker, even 20+ years after I first saw her on In Living Color.

    And to the people making comments about her weight or anything like that: You’ve never actually touched a woman and if you have..I doubt it was of the quality of dat ass.

    Haters gonna hate.

  9. Dat ass, delicious. Seriously, I may not like her music (I personally though she should have stayed themed on movies..Out of Sight really is a great example of what she’s capable of) but I will not discount that she’s still quite a looker, even 20+ years after I first saw her on In Living Color

    And to the people making comments about her weight or anything like that: You’ve never actually touched a woman and if you have..I doubt it was of the quality of dat ass.

    Haters gonna hate.

  10. Frari

    not bad for an old broad

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    If it’s the year 2000, then yes, I’m very interested in these photos.

  12. timmy

    Eh. Once Kardashian eclipsed her on the giant ass front she hasn’t been looked on as hot. Plus, her movies and music are god awful and she is just another media whore with no artistic talent or integrity whatsoever.

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    sexyman48
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    It’s like the photographer purposely avoided getting her ass in the shot.

  14. Anon

    I think she looks hot for any age. Too bad her personality and her singing make me want to cut off my own head.

  15. Frank Burns

    Since she’s paying Casper “Dancey Smurf” anyway, she might as well get some work out of him. So hold her closer, tiny dancer!

  16. Deacon Jones

    Uhhh, aren’t you supposed to have tits if you’re modeling bikinis?

    I feel like I’m looking at Corey Feldman’s waxed chest.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the BF?
    He looks so gay……
    Ah well, I’m sure that doesn’t stop her from banging him like a drum. Man’s gotta work for a living……

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    The Pope
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    So they’re making countertops out of adamantium now?

  19. Personally, I can’t stand the woman but I have to admit she looks great. I’m the same age, but without the personal trainer and plastic surgery, so I CRY bitter tears when I even get NEAR a swimsuit – it’s not f**cking pretty. I’d to look like her! Well, not kill… but certainly maim. Maiming is good. Especially small children. Bring ‘em on.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Upon further review, I have ruled that my ass is out of bounds.”

  21. forrest gump

    sorry, I CAN’T SWIM, folks!!

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    J Lo is rather chunky. Hide the ass and eat a salad!

  23. tlmck

    Thunder thighs and buffalo butt. What a combination.

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    Selena Gomez
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    Was never really a Jennifer Lopez fan, but pretty much still looks as good as ten years ago.

  25. Reality

    How fucking desperate do you have to be to give a fuck about a 43 year old 4 foot 10 inch puerto rican? She fucking hates you more than you could ever fucking understand.

  26. Weirdo

    I think she’s nasty but I’d still drop a hot load in her ample ass!

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    Rob
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    I have a feeling more than 50% of the dudes that comment on this site have glitter bombed Romney.

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    see you

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    Dr. Nappy
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    That is a very attractive soulless husk.

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    dudette
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    that is a normal woman’s body, Tard.

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    OnTheRealThough
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    i want to bite that ass.

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    allisauce
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    So… she’s recreating the ‘Jenny from the Block’ video scene by scene?

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