Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Miami on Friday where she also brought along Casper Smart because who the hell else is going to drive her to the Piggly Wiggly? More importantly, she actually looks pretty damn good in the shots taken through a window from five buildings over whereas the ones of her clearly standing outside in the daylight, not so much, which basically proves Jennifer Lopez is a vampire and Marc Anthony’s been a giant dancing bat she’s controlled telepathically this whole time. Dammit, why didn’t we see it before?! *looks back through old photos* He’s flying into women’s hair with a grape in his mouth. C’mon!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet Splash News, WENN