“In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a black dude in the background, saying it all with his eyes.” – McFeely Smackup
Here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2011 and giving Spider-Man one very confused erection. “Do I make love to her or cover her with web-goo before she robs a bank? Think, Spidey, think…” Also, during the show, the audio went completely out while she and her dance crew continued to jump around onstage because you don’t actually think she sings at these things do you? Ahaha! You. Anyway, here’s her reaction despite not a single one of her fans noticing because they bought JLo tickets, so how bright can they be?
“This is what show business is all about, baby. Who’s getting fired tonight? Somebody’s getting fired tonight!”
And by fired she of course meant shanked in the jugular which is exactly what happened.
JLO: *tosses shiv on the floor*
MARC ANTHONY: Baby, can’t we let this one live? He has a family…
JLO: You do what I pay you to do, Skeleton Man.
MARC ANTHONY: Si, mamacita, si.
JLO: Now say my ass is beautiful.
MARC ANTHONY: Like the day we met, mamacita.
JLO: Good. *walks out*
MARC ANTHONY: He-Man no treat me like this. He-man, he a tender man. But, no, “leave Eternia and come with me,” she say. “I love you good,” she say. *spits* Marc Anthony used to be somebody, puta. I rode a panther!
Photo: Getty, Splash News
I’ve got a web to sling on her.
I would love to wipe that juicy ass with my tounge …
Not sure what a “tounge” is but I know it will need serious cleansing afterwards…
It’s a bit like a lounge, but with worse lightning.
In other news: “Jennifer Lopez has fallen to fourth place in the latest standings of the “Big Ol’ Booty League” behind Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Beyonce. J-Lo blames her recent decline in the standings on ” that skeleton I’m married to”.
And Coco…don’t forget the monster ass of the new millenium!
And Nicki Minaj, whose fine ass beats them all. As for Jennifer Love Hewitt, since when is she sporting a large booty?
Jlo beats kim, as a good all around ass comes with proportionate legs. Kim’s ass on those skinny legs makes her look like a real ugly skank.
Awesome how her wireless mic pack is also covered in the same stuff.
I’m talking about the costume fabric, you pervs!
These is a lesson to be learned. Wear a clear body suit and everyone will see your stretch marks…
Brotha-man in the background is like “DAYMN”!
Jumping over the border fense leaves some barbwire scars huh?
Charo?
Scientists have changed the standard metric definition of a circle from “A round plane figure whose boundary (the circumference) consists of points equidistant from a fixed center” to “See J-Lo’s ass”
The audio went out, and yet, nothing was lost.
Anyone ever hear the story about how Ben Affleck was on set and forget he was mic’d, then went to his room where she was waiting and wanted to do anal, and Ben was heard saying “are you sure, because I don’t want you to shit on me like last time”
Good times.
Herr German, I call ze bullshit. Venn in doubt, ream it out . . .
Cool strory bro.
/it was ’cause she had diarrhea previously
just another fat ass
She has a great body, but she wears such horrendous things……
http://cdn.therockstation99x.com/files/2010/12/1228-jlo-cellulite-00-480×720.jpg
Really?
Wow, Deacie likie
I can make a guess at who’s getting fired tonight…every person who said “no Jen, you look GREAT in that skin tight, spider web, fashion abortion”
Looks better than Andrew Garfield’s suit.
I find her fucking disgusting on every level. Body, Singing, Talking, Acting, pretty much everything.
Me too, but I’d still give her an ass to mouth
She’s just too old & too thick for that kind of costume.
If you were “Dr Cock” then I would argue your statement. I dont like her myself but would stick it to her.
You get the feeling that every time Marc Anthony starts to mount her doggy style he looks up into the mirror hanging over the bed and just starts to sob uncontrollably.
I’ve never had that feeling, actually. I must be in a very small minority.
Her backup dancer is looking at her ass, is if he were a cartoon character on a desert island, looking at his buddy, who looks like a roast turkey.
Ever wonder what bacon fat looks like when vacuum sealed in a tin foil bag?
this was a funny post. thanks! i’ve just arrived home from class after finishing my quantum theory final.
…needed some easy, comedic relief…
Are you sure it was quantum theory? are you sure it wasn’t…nothing?
she had to turn on the mic to lip sync and holler???
I never thought staring at Jennifer’s ass would remind me of staring at a prison inmate’s elbow tattoo.
The audio levels on her mic and on the vocal track are totally off… and you know she wasn’t kidding when she said someone was getting fired.
“Do I make love to her or cover her with web-goo?”
I always thought the one thing followed the other?
Hey McFeely, you have not fulfilled your quota for comments per thread. Why in the hell do you think we threw you a bone in the above post, anyway?? At least click on all the ads or something.
Sugar Ray Leonard’s having the night of his life!
I think the man in the background found her penis.
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
And that particular black dude would be our former Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick.
Why aren’t all the news outlets saying she was caught lip syncing? I hate this untalented disgusting nasty cunt. She’s rotten old twat.
I think if you saw the fat and cellulite hiding under that outfit, the amount of jizz some of you are releasing on your keyboards, monitors, etc. would be greatly reduced
I’m sorry, but lard is such a turnoff for me.
i would tear that ass up!
there is no way in hell skeletor is able to handle all that booty in the pants.
There are few moments in your life where you wish to God that you were the Puerto Rican Cryptkeeper, but this is one of them.
the guy kneeling in the back is like
“My God, that thing is ready to blow! Run, everybody, NOW!”
It’s like a python choking on $500 worth of Spanx.
“Wait, did you say there was bacon on that burger?”
nice back fat there J-doh! who the hell told you this looked good???? baahaaaa…
If only Jerry Garcia would have dressed like this, think how awesome theDead would have been….
skinny legs and a man upper body, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa old mexican.
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