Jennifer Lopez’s Ex Is Just Going Ahead And Selling Her Sex Tape
Jennifer Lopez and her ex-husband Ojani Noa have been locked in litigation for years over a sex tape the two made on their honeymoon. Recently, however, both of them dropped their claims against each other in July while the case was in arbitration, and the footage now sits locked up somewhere under court order, according to In Touch. Except now Ojani says he’s found some sort of loophole that will let him just go ahead and sell the tape without JLo’s permission, so he’s going to do that because that seems like something she’ll respond well to. This should go great.
In an exclusive interview with In Touch magazine, Noa’s business partner Ed Meyer reveals that he’s now planning to release the videos after a recent stalemate in court proceedings.
“We are going to produce a DVD and also have a streaming release of the J.Lo home video footage,” Noa’s business partner Ed Meyer exclusively tells In Touch. “There is revealing video of her with a lack of clothing and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel footage from the honeymoon.”
“The videos contain salacious material and are going to shock her fans.” Meyer tells In Touch. About his long-stalled project of exposing the personal side of J. Lo to the world, Meyer says: “We have unfinished business.”
People Who Should Never Say “We Have Unfinished Business”
Dude on a first date after he just stopped the car
Anyone who’s creepily obsessed with everyone seeing JLo get banged
Clown with a knife
I’m sure there’s more I could’ve probably added to that list, but I was trying to stick to a theme, and that theme was rapey as fuck.