Jennifer Lopez Gave Casper Smart A Bentley

December 14th, 2011 // 35 Comments

Okay, maybe “gave” was a strong word. More like Jennifer Lopez lets Casper Smart pretend it’s his when she’s not making him wear a driver’s cap and wait outside. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Casper Smart tell us … the world’s most famous backup dancer isn’t just using the car to chauffeur his meal ticket around when she’s in L.A.. … he gets the car for personal use too.

So basically dating Jennifer Lopez is a lot like Driving Miss Daisy if Driving Miss Daisy was a movie about a gullible young backup dancer not realizing he’s getting Nick Cannon‘d. I’d ask him if she makes him shine her shoes, but I already know the answer and it’s, “Yes’m. Miss Jennifer don’t like no dirt.”

Photos: TMZ, Getty

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  1. Dude of Dudes

    Get that bitch a car. Bitches love cars.

  2. Do_Freebird

    He’ll be back riding greyhound in 6 months.
    Q> What is the pre-nup equvalent of dumping your backup singer?
    A> Unemployment compensation.

    • Do_Freebird

      sorry – backup dancer – even less talented than backup singer. Major requirements: Great abs, the ability to gryrate hips, and to ejaculate multiple times per day.

  3. Clarence Beeks

    he’ll have to sell it in 3 months when she dumps him.

  4. Biff Hunkley

    wait…she doesn’t drive a Fiat?!?!!

  5. Frank Burns

    When do they take it to the garage to have the training wheels added?

  6. 22 is the new vagina

    She’s still 43. FOURTY THREE

  7. wb

    Wait. When did this guy eclipse KFed as the most famous backup dancer?

  8. SFRowGuy

    Whatever happened to smoking a cigarette and exchanging phone numbers?

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t be fooled by the package that he got
    He’s still, he’s still packin’ a one-inch cock
    One!”

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “We found this old lady wandering around backstage, where do you want us to toss her?”

  11. Frank Burns

    For your notes: from now on, Casper Smart will be referred to as “Dancey Smurf”.

  12. The Royal Penis

    I wonder of Latino bats fly out her cooch when he penetrates her.

  13. Cock Dr

    He must dance really well.

  14. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    She is such desperate pathetic trash, she’ll do anything to get someone to like her. Wasn’t she just blabbing on and on about how much she learned from her 3rd marriage in some magazine? She talked about respecting herself, then she does this? What a dumb fat ass old bitch she is – no talent, no class, zero taste. A pig on so many levels. They don’t call her J-HO for nothing!

  15. browny

    Female equivalent of Derek Jeter. Here’s your car, um, what was your name again??? hehehe. sauce for the goose.

  16. PM5K

    I think TMZ should TRIPLE watermark their photos, no way double watermark is enough.

  17. relaxed21

    Shes 43 and she got kids.. ain’t no tien her down. No respect just typical

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    MG
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Jennifer Lopez… but these are some really horrible pictures!! First off this dress, the see threw tan thing she is wearing looks hideous on her! 2nd… Whoever took these pics should not be taking pics… plus she didn’t look prepared for most of these pics whatsoever… and it looks as though she is not even into what she is doing.. I still love you J.Lo but you need to clear your head and what happened to your posture??

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    JanGator
    Commented on this photo:

    Get all the tattoos you want – you’re still a backup dancer in a Jennifer Lopez concert.

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    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like he’s wearing one of those harnesses parents put on their kids when they take them to the mall…

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    marinomunoz
    Commented on this photo:

    look the picture nice abdomen jeni……….more ejercece need.

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    FATIMA
    Commented on this photo:

    I DONT LIKE CASPER FOR JENNIFER, I ALSO DONT LIKE MARC, GOOD THAT HE IS GONE, BUT I WISH JENNIFER COULD FIND SOMEONE WORTH KEEPING. AM SURE IT’S NOT CASPER…… Ilove you Jennifer, FATIMA

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    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice.

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