Okay, maybe “gave” was a strong word. More like Jennifer Lopez lets Casper Smart pretend it’s his when she’s not making him wear a driver’s cap and wait outside. TMZ reports:
Sources close to Casper Smart tell us … the world’s most famous backup dancer isn’t just using the car to chauffeur his meal ticket around when she’s in L.A.. … he gets the car for personal use too.
So basically dating Jennifer Lopez is a lot like Driving Miss Daisy if Driving Miss Daisy was a movie about a gullible young backup dancer not realizing he’s getting Nick Cannon‘d. I’d ask him if she makes him shine her shoes, but I already know the answer and it’s, “Yes’m. Miss Jennifer don’t like no dirt.”
Photos: TMZ, Getty
Get that bitch a car. Bitches love cars.
He’ll be back riding greyhound in 6 months.
Q> What is the pre-nup equvalent of dumping your backup singer?
A> Unemployment compensation.
sorry – backup dancer – even less talented than backup singer. Major requirements: Great abs, the ability to gryrate hips, and to ejaculate multiple times per day.
he’ll have to sell it in 3 months when she dumps him.
Can’t sell what is not his. She lets him drive it, she did not give it to him.
wait…she doesn’t drive a Fiat?!?!!
That’s what I was thinking. You’d think someone that promotes the vehicles in her live stage shows would at least drive one so she didn’t look so desperate.
She only drives that when she’s back in the ‘hood.
That guy doesn’t even deserve a Fiat 500.
When do they take it to the garage to have the training wheels added?
She’s still 43. FOURTY THREE
Yeah and all he has to do is fuck her skanky ass to get to drive it!
You mean FOURTY THHREE.
Ummm forty three?
Wait. When did this guy eclipse KFed as the most famous backup dancer?
Whatever happened to smoking a cigarette and exchanging phone numbers?
Whatever happened to actual talent?
Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
“Don’t be fooled by the package that he got
He’s still, he’s still packin’ a one-inch cock
One!”
“We found this old lady wandering around backstage, where do you want us to toss her?”
For your notes: from now on, Casper Smart will be referred to as “Dancey Smurf”.
I wonder of Latino bats fly out her cooch when he penetrates her.
He must dance really well.
She is such desperate pathetic trash, she’ll do anything to get someone to like her. Wasn’t she just blabbing on and on about how much she learned from her 3rd marriage in some magazine? She talked about respecting herself, then she does this? What a dumb fat ass old bitch she is – no talent, no class, zero taste. A pig on so many levels. They don’t call her J-HO for nothing!
Bravo. Bitch be needing a reality check stat.
Female equivalent of Derek Jeter. Here’s your car, um, what was your name again??? hehehe. sauce for the goose.
I think TMZ should TRIPLE watermark their photos, no way double watermark is enough.
Shes 43 and she got kids.. ain’t no tien her down. No respect just typical
I love Jennifer Lopez… but these are some really horrible pictures!! First off this dress, the see threw tan thing she is wearing looks hideous on her! 2nd… Whoever took these pics should not be taking pics… plus she didn’t look prepared for most of these pics whatsoever… and it looks as though she is not even into what she is doing.. I still love you J.Lo but you need to clear your head and what happened to your posture??
Get all the tattoos you want – you’re still a backup dancer in a Jennifer Lopez concert.
looks like he’s wearing one of those harnesses parents put on their kids when they take them to the mall…
look the picture nice abdomen jeni……….more ejercece need.
I DONT LIKE CASPER FOR JENNIFER, I ALSO DONT LIKE MARC, GOOD THAT HE IS GONE, BUT I WISH JENNIFER COULD FIND SOMEONE WORTH KEEPING. AM SURE IT’S NOT CASPER…… Ilove you Jennifer, FATIMA
I agree with you there. She deserves better.
Very nice.