Jennifer Lopez Knows How To Dress Her Age and Other News

- Mike Myers is still alive and marrying people under the cover of darkness. Good to know. [Popeater]

- Michael Fassbender arouses horses. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Emilio Estevez is a softer, gentler fire-breathing warlock. [FilmDrunk]

- Jessica Simpson might be a judge on X Factor. [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie’s Whores breakout all over New York. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Freja Beha Erichsen wearing only shoes. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Charlie Sheen is going to fix Haiti with Sean Penn now. This will go well. [Starpulse]

- Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese is excited to skank up Italy. [TooFab]

- And Taylor Momsen is happy to do that on American soil. [BuzzFeed]

- Mariah Carey doesn’t want Moammar Gadhafi’s money. [Bossip]

- Even Josh Brolin can’t help Linsday Lohan now. [Celebslam]

- Friday Fun Facts. [theCHIVE]

- Hollywood’s Hottest Monster Lovers. [Maxim]

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