Jennifer Lopez Knows How To Dress Her Age and Other News

March 4th, 2011 // 48 Comments

- Mike Myers is still alive and marrying people under the cover of darkness. Good to know. [Popeater]

- Michael Fassbender arouses horses. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Emilio Estevez is a softer, gentler fire-breathing warlock. [FilmDrunk]

- Jessica Simpson might be a judge on X Factor. [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie’s Whores breakout all over New York. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Freja Beha Erichsen wearing only shoes. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Charlie Sheen is going to fix Haiti with Sean Penn now. This will go well. [Starpulse]

- Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese is excited to skank up Italy. [TooFab]

- And Taylor Momsen is happy to do that on American soil. [BuzzFeed]

- Mariah Carey doesn’t want Moammar Gadhafi‘s money. [Bossip]

- Even Josh Brolin can’t help Linsday Lohan now. [Celebslam]

- Friday Fun Facts. [theCHIVE]

- Hollywood’s Hottest Monster Lovers. [Maxim]

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  1. ...

    skanky bitch

  2. The Critical Crassness

    When did Madonna’s kid get so old?

  3. Ray's Sister

    She can cross my border any time.

  4. She still looks hot at her age. I love me some latin pussy.

  5. Well, that effectively kills my schoolgirl fetish.

  6. Any Guy

    can’t WAIT until American Idol bombs and GOES AWAY forever. this show makes me wanna PUNCH BABIES.

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    Soso
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks expensive (if you know what I mean)

  8. Clarence Beeks

    that would be a horrible outfit on anyone, no matter what age.

    But yes, Jen- you are over 40. Deal with it, and dress appropriately.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Hey, she’s still Jenny from the block

    (blows brains out for writing that)

  10. Remember the old days…back when we thought J-Lo had a big ass…back before Kim Kardashian and Coco ushered in the New AssWorld Order.

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    Mary
    Commented on this photo:

    “she knows how to dress her age”. Sure, she is not dressed for her age, but you talk like she looks like a really old lady. Why should she dress like she was eighty, because she is not, in fact she is a really well preserved woman for “her age”…why can’t the woman dress whatever she wants at the age she wants, when there are plenty of men who screw teenagers ’til their 50′s (and so on…) ?? GEEZ get over yourself, you wish you’ve had a woman like that with “her age”!

  12. rican

    This bitch and her lizard are totally disgusting people. They come to Puerto Rico acting like royalty with air of entitlement, and the sad part is that a lot of people eat their bullshit.

  13. So the age of “Pleistocene Epoch” looks like delusional Puerto Rican in 80′s looking school girl outfit? That’s some rough fucking archeology, Fish…

  14. alexandra

    perfect title.

  15. Deandra

    isnt she like 40??? too damn old to show your belly like a younger woman…dress your age you old whore!

  16. MLVC

    I wonder if her hubby, Skeletor, bangs her shitter??

  17. Ill rough you just the way you are

    where is that giant furgon de cola. I still want to see it.

  18. Did you hear that? The brain of the one guy on the planet with a geriatric school girl fetish just exploded.

  19. mafme

    While she’s not awesome in this, and I doubt she ever really would have been, she still looks better than a LOT of chicks for whom this would be age appropriate who would put this on, proudly flaunting their muffin tops.

  20. Grimmer

    Looks painfully desperate to me.

    Must hurt to know you are never going to be a really good actress and be hitting your 40′s, an age when even good actresses are being turned out to pasture.

  21. SIN

    Look at her thighs. She is 1 to 2 years away from the Latin drop. That when everything goes flabby on latino women. She is just about done being seen in public.

  22. oldfool

    Lindsay turned away at the door! I haven’t laughed so hard since Tara was turned away at the door!!

  23. Alejandro

    Why people are so hateful….its not even funny (well only the one that made a comment about the New Ass World Order).
    JLO looks fine in that outfit. I am 100% sure that all the women that posted a comment here wont look half as good as JLO looks wearing that.

    • Clarence Beeks

      I wouldn’t WEAR that outfit. Don’t tell me I wouldn’t look half as good. It’s atrocious.

    • Anon

      It’s an awful outfit. I wasn’t going to comment, but since you said all that — I would look better in it. So there.

  24. the captain

    she simply can’t be american.
    MAYBE IT’S THE ford-ad BEHIND HER WHICH MADE HER SICK?

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    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in J.C. Penney.

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    Zod
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks good to me! If you got it, flaunt it…

  27. puddleduck

    Her shelf life has passed…and needs to be thrown out with the bath water. She is trying way too hard to come off young and cute. Face it JLO, you are getting old.

  28. puddleduck

    Her shelf life has passed…and needs to be thrown out with the bath water. She is trying way too hard to come off young and cute. Face it JLO, you are getting old. And on another note…. how the hell does she crawl in bed with that greasy lizard looking husband of hers?

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    Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    Dress HER AGE ? FUCK YOU ! She s hot in those clothes ! …J-lo still got it, the 1299859385983958 treatments anti age, exercise and all, make her look younger, toned and hot !

    There s no AGE, to wear the clothes one wants… but you better look damn good in them !!!! and she does, damn she does !

    J LO is beautiful !!!!

  30. Mandy

    People harp on her for not dressing her age, but my god. She has an amazing body and an amazing face. She is FORTY ONE YEARS OLD. She looks almost identical to when she was 25. Dressing slutty should be based on body figure, not age. Because Jennifer Lopez is HOT and I don’t care what she wears.

    • She’s starting to look close to her age.

      I’m guessing that you’re trying to justify your own slutty wardrobe and showing off your cigarette smoke stained legs at every bar in Mulletville.

      • Mandy

        I am 21, so if I were to dress slutty, it would probably be considered “okay” by most people’s standards, because of my age. Besides, I live in Canada – we don’t have mullets (much less cities full of them) here.

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    Night
    Commented on this photo:

    I know she’s had twins and all, hence the stretch marks… but honestly, WHY does she have to show her stomach? She’s not in her 20s anymore.

  32. bob

    thank god we can’t see her celluite

  33. boop

    Yes Jlo is in her 40′s but she isn’t an ordinary 40 year old. She is a musical entertainer and people in that business tend to wear stuff like this past their 20′s +30′s. I agree this is a horrible outfit but she is fit and if she wants to show her midriff she can. If you don’t want to see her wearing things like this then it is simple…DONT LOOK AT HER. Stop bitching and worrying about what others wear.

  34. tone

    She is still a milltion times hotter and prettier than that Fat skank Christina Hendricks with her saggy pudding tummy and saggy boobs pushed into a corset and girdle.

  35. Ill Rough you just the way you are

    haha Keep the money M.C. You’re not psychic. How would you have predicted Libyans would want to share common interest with “The Great Satan”.

  36. Jennifer Lopez American Idol
    Commented on this photo:

    J. LO is always stunning!

  37. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Tragic old cunt desperate for attention. Its not the 90s anymore you disgusting vile piece of shit! I HATE this bitch.

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