Jennifer Lopez is a Talented Performer and Other News

August 24th, 2011 // 61 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- John Slattery just let everyone know he knocked up January Jones. [Huffington Post]

- Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will prove that reality TV truly has no bottom. [Dlisted]

- Sharon Stone looks great as Aphrodite in Gods Behaving Badly, but will there be reverse cowgirl in it? [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Swift is doing this wrong. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Eniko Mihalik is not. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Anne Hathaway‘s dust diet seems to be paying off. [Popoholic]

- Celebrity Yearbook Photos including Nicolas Cage whose apparently used a mugshot for his. [TooFab]

- This is just a hugeass gallery of butts. See what I did there? [theCHIVE]

- Lucy Pinder‘s new calendar is the gift that keeps on giving all year round. In your pants. [IDLYITW]

- Tara Reid is already in a bikini on Big Brother. Of course. [Celebslam]

- Hayden Christensen gives me another reason that I didn’t need to pray for his death. [Just Jared]

- Ryan Gosling went all James Franco during and interview with Esquire. [Ryan Gosling]

- I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence trailer actually looks kind of awesome. [FilmDrunk]

- Sports fans whose tits aren’t a result of a lifetime of binge drinking and overeating. [Bleacher Report]

- How To Plan The Ultimate Bachelor Party [Maxim]

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  1. You guys know the saying. There is always a black guy and white guy saying it all with there eyes.

  2. If I had J Lo on my shoulders, I would definitely have my face turned around facing that snatch. I would take a big whiff and a few licks while I’m at it.

    • grobpilot

      You really want your tongue in the same place Skeletor has blown little Skeletor semen?

      • David Berkowitcz

        Not sure lil Marc can actually get it all the way to the vaginal canal , but yeah , he probably paints it all over the outside

  3. monkeyboy

    Mesmerized by the sight of J.lo’s ass devouring a grown man to survive, Eddie Murphy narrowly avoids being trampled by a postal worker and Egon Spengler as they flee in terror.

  4. Deacon Jones

    In every picture, there’s a bla—–ah, fuck it.

  5. Jennifer Lopez
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “I bet it won’t look totally weird if I do … THIS!”

  6. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Ham. Yeah, that’s what I’ll have for lunch.

  7. Jennifer Lopez
    DogBoy
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    I can check “watch JLo wipe her ass” off my Bucket List.

  8. Jennifer Lopez
    Cock Dr
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    It looks like that video shoot went really well.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Spanx
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Merely mortal without photoshopping. Pity.

  10. Jennifer Lopez Spanx
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunate!

  11. god what comedy gold would that have been to see her dropped on her fuckin head.

    lookin forward to ghost rider 2. much as i don’t care for nick cage he’s great in the first one, can’t believe it almost was depp.

  12. Jennifer Lopez
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    Will he make a vow never to wash his right hand again, or within fifteen minutes will it start rotting all the way down to the wrist anyway?

  13. Jennifer Lopez Spanx
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Merely mortal with photoshopping. Pity.

  14. jacobeam

    Im so wanting to know the story behind this picture

  15. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Star light, star bright, a lot of cellulite I see tonight…

  16. Jennifer Lopez
    Ouch
    Commented on this photo:

    *crack* “Oh sonofa…. don’t let them see the pain Must…not…surrender…to…the butt”

  17. tlmck

    What a wast of perfectly good body parts attached to a giant ugly ass.

  18. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    In the background, there’s always some Latino dancer demonstrating just where his fingers were two minutes ago.

  19. Jennifer Lopez
    Pepe LePew
    Commented on this photo:

    Move: Target Lady Skunk Spray

  20. Jennifer Lopez
    Licialicia
    Commented on this photo:

    no matter which way you slice it, this woman is just a 40+ something mother of twins and her moment is over. Sure, she’s gorgeous and a good dancer and even though technically she still looks the same, it’s going to take a LOT of undoing to erase the over the hill Marc Anthony phase she went through for damn near a decade.

  21. Jennifer Lopez Spanx
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    and THERE it is…. the cold harsh REALITY. fat is as fat does.

  22. Butch Coolidge

    That guys neck is going to smell like pescado

    • Carl Spackler

      Is that a remark designed to make us think of the Spanish word for fish ?
      Interestingly, Hollywood Tuna has a picture of her legs without support stockings and her legs look bad . Hence the fish reference.

  23. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs a fart sound effect.

  24. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Photoshop Chris Brown’s face on that guy and it gives this picture a whole new meaning.

  25. Jennifer Lopez
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    Dammit, the janitor is in the frame again…come on you guys.

  26. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, you should know better by now than to look at Chris Brown’s phone.

  27. ZigZagZoey

    Yup, he’s fired.
    It SAYS right here in the contract that you cannot look strained while carrying a wide load, I mean JLoad.

  28. Jennifer Lopez
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    Maybe she should get a new pair of shoes soon.

  29. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    This speed dating crap is getting way out of hand.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Spanx
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    I bet she revealed some of her Stanks also.

  31. Reece

    oh Look!, … a real live ASSHAT wearing another ASSHAT as a Hat,.. it forms like a infinite loop of Ass-hatery

  32. Jennifer Lopez
    Canadianhouseguest
    Commented on this photo:

    Check out Eddie Murphy trying to sneak in and claim a paycheque.

  33. kimmykimkim

    What’s that on the ground? Did her jockstrap fall off?

  34. Weirdo

    That dude is never going to be able to get the stink off the back of his neck!

  35. Jennifer Lopez
    Allyoop
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is what caused the earthquake… hmm..

  36. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Poor guy – had to have that 300 pound untalented load of shit on his shoulders. I bet he’ll file a workmens comp case.

  37. forrest gump

    ……….but she can not swim, folks.

  38. I love Jennifer Lopez but I can see right through her. Her problem is~ she’s not
    a beauty, even w/all the tweaks & she’s mad as hell about it= borderline personality disorder. Quite sad.

  39. Jennifer Lopez
    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Look! It’s Jenni, and she’s about to DO the block!

  40. Jennifer Lopez
    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    OK guys…Look, your dick needs to be like my LEFT arm…..NOT like my right! Get it right, or I’m going to another block!

  41. Jennifer Lopez Spanx
    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    Such class…..

  42. Jennifer Lopez
    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see their hearts are not in it.

  43. Jennifer Lopez
    Angel786
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she just give birth to that dude in the suit?

  44. Jennifer Lopez
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, no one tell her that they stopped filming two minutes ago.”

  45. Jennifer Lopez
    TomFrank
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    Geekiest. Video. Ever.

  46. Jennifer Lopez
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    What a sophisticated lady!

  47. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Japanese sumo team is facing some serious competition.

  48. Frunken

    This is still my favorite picture of the week. It’s like a break dance circle where a queen and her mule try to participate.

  49. Jennifer Lopez
    Rufus The Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    Worlds strongest man competitor in the off season finds work juggling cow. Film at 11.

  50. Jennifer Lopez
    Rufus The Cat
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    She cals that dance move the crabs.

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