Jennifer Lopez Has Made $10 Million Performing For Dictators And Despots

July 15th, 2013 // 33 Comments
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“Betcha never seen a ‘gas chamber’ quite like mine. Now, c’mon, North Korea, make some NOOOOOIIISEE!”

Turns out that time Jennifer Lopez sang Happy Birthday to Turkmenistan dictator wasn’t a one-time thing because she’s been quietly collecting somewhere in the ballpark of $10 million by performing for some of the worst dictators and despots on the planet. Although, in her defense, warlords need Quinceañeras, too. Radar reports:

Now Human Rights Foundation president Thor Halvorssen is saying there were at least three previous such engagements, and that Lopez has been paid in the neighborhood of $10 [million] for “serenading dictators and crooks.”
Among them, Halvorssen said Lopez was paid $1 million by Uzbek industrialist Azam Aslamov to perform at his son’s wedding and $1.4 million to perform at the Moscow birthday bash of allegedly corrupt Russian businessman Telman Ismailov.

“The ‘Jenny-from-the-block-who-doesn’t-Google’ clarification may be credible in one instance, but it beggars belief in light of a pattern of repeated behavior,” said Halvorssen.

While I still maintain this is all part of a CIA operation, what’s the big deal if an entertainer wants to take money from international criminals and filter it back into the U.S. economy? We live in a country where terrible acts like Grown Ups 2 profit the entertainment industry every day. How clean are our hands really?

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  1. right

    She’s a hoodrat that would do anything for money, without regards to any other issues. This is how she bought her new Hamptons Summer home for $10 million. Just google it. I was never a fan of hers, and will never be.

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    Frank Burns
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    “Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat ‘em, the more you toot!”

  3. Idi Amin

    Ah, I died too young.

  4. Jennifer Lopez Butt Barclaycard Summer Time Hyde Park Concert
    JC
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    Here we see Lopez acting out one of the Blessed Leader’s favorite “interrogation” techniques.

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    Cock Dr
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    Who wouldn’t pay millions of dollars for a chance to view such groundbreaking dance & musical performances…and a chance to squeeze dat ass backstage?

  6. Legal Annie

    Makes sense. She’s a horrible performer and talentness.

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    Ronaldo
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    Oh boy. She needs to cover that belly or do more sit ups

  8. catapostrophe

    That Radar link ain’t right.

  9. Nee Juerk

    Yeah but she didn’t shoot an innocent child (disguised as a big strong 17 year old beating you up) so she’s ok.

  10. I think we’re all missing the larger issue here. The president of the Human Rights Foundation is called Thor.

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    I always hated her, but, considering she’s ok with taking giant piles of cash from any idiot willing to hand it over to her, now I’m a fan.

  12. “So for this money, I will get two of the…what are they called? Happy endings? We make the sexy time one and the one when you stop singing.”

  13. And this is surprising because…??

  14. Brad Hallston

    This is like looking at someone’s grandma in a swimsuit. So gross. I’d rather fuck Cher.

  15. Fish make baby Jesus cry...

    “Betcha never seen a ‘gas chamber’ quite like mine. Now, c’mon, North Korea, make some NOOOOOIIISEE!”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/3326738/I-saw-an-entire-family-being-killed.-They-were-put-in-the-gas-chamber-where-they-all-suffocated.-The-last-to-die-was-the-youngest-son.html

    You’re a real piece of work fish. What, did you run out of Jews in the shower jokes? Run out of Paula Deen meteral?

  16. BSName

    Ohhh not to worry, “Jenny from the block” is still in touch with the poor.

  17. tonawanda

    “Perform” … heh.

  18. anonym

    and she didn’t donate a single fucking cent…. to the Bronx or anywhere.

  19. Sings for a monster that sends women and children to labor camps to starve. The same celeb that called Sarah Palin a “Puta” on television. Guess it takes one to know one.

  20. Is anyone surprised JHo would do anything for money? I’m definitely not.

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    Red
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    Is that a sweaty va-jay-jay? Man, she danced her hoo-ha off.

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    Flower
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    Back fat.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Butt Barclaycard Summer Time Hyde Park Concert
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    Nice

  24. Jennifer Lopez Butt Barclaycard Summer Time Hyde Park Concert
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    And now modeling the “Springtime for Satan” line from Sulfurco Industries…

  25. AndrewMacCloud

    how many Millions would it take for her not to perform…?
    May be we can raise some money together for this noble cause …

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    rican
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    The double fist technique – brings unprecedented stability when lifting overweight performers, but best of all, helps the singer achieve the high notes.

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    Ashanti
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    Sorry, she’s got a very unattractive body. Very ordinary, homemaker type… Never understood the appeal.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Butt Barclaycard Summer Time Hyde Park Concert
    Ashanti
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    Is her stomach getting flabby?

  29. ruger

    j lo is nothing but a greedy pig with no morals. she should be kicked out of the country and she can live in one of those repressed countries she performed for.

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