Last week CBS sent a memo to Grammy producers explicitly banning puffy vaginas during the show. A memo that Jennifer Lopez apparently decided didn’t apply to her because here she is looking like she has elephantiasis of the lady business. Not to mention a man named Puffy was once in her vagina, so she basically showed up and Scarface’d CBS right in the dick. “Say ‘allo to my PUFFY FRIEND!” *holds Casper Smart between her legs Tony Montana-style*
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No, no… his name is “Pitbull”.
“You’re the best son any mom could hope for!”
“And you’re the best mom anyone could . . . wait, what?”
Casper’s allowance check must have been in that envelope.
Yeah. That bare leg looks sexy as hell. Sure.
I am going to go out on a limb here but…that dress and those poses strike me as a desperate attempt to get attention.
Veiny leg is veiny.
Honestly, not a fan. But I don’t see any veins there dude.
meh, why doesnt this old lady keep her clothes on.
WTH is Pitbull? Is this what the Grammy Awards have now become?
Nicole wins the “who get the armrest” competition
Latinobot vs Fembot?
Attention Marine!
Nice shoes, Keith – Nicole make you walk the last 10 miles to an event again?
At least he’s old enough to have shoelaces.
Are we sure that isn’t just one of the stage ushers?
i think she looks stupid.
Jennifer Lopez’s leg looks like it ate Angelina Jolie’s leg.
Nic’s guy > JLo’s guy
Why can I not stop thinking about fishnets and a lampshade?
Somewhere today, there is an out of work assistant who accidently picked up Depends for Men.
You’d think there would be nicer chairs at the Grammys. Even my non-pampered, non-celebrity ass doesn’t want to be sitting in one of those for three hours.
I’m about to make a bunch of you feel old.
This was thirteen years ago: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/925209/thumbs/o-JENNIFER-LOPEZ-VERSACE-DRESS-570.jpg
Sweet merciful crap… where has the time gone?
How’s the weather treating you there in the Big Apple, Tommy?
Only a few inches of snow fell in Manhattan, and today’s rain is washing away whatever remained.
Did you get hit hard?
Nah, maybe 12-18″ of snow and winds around 30 miles per hour. Nothing like what they got in Boston and Connecticut.
Spoken like a true Canadian. To me, 12-18″ of snow IS hard. (Not 40″, but still.) Unless those are centimeters rather than inches you’re talking about.
My God, she’s been Hamm’d!
Both being about the same age, I’ll take the one on the left…
Looks like she has balls.
Jesus jet-skiing Christ, look at the SIZE of that thing. I don’t know if i’m horrified or turned on.
Try a little harder for attention, Jennifer.
Is it me, or does she ALWAYS look like she’s about to sneeze?
All I see is some 40+ woman trying way too hard to be relevant again…. She’s not that attractive (compared to other women in the business) and she hasn’t had any good music in years.
She is a perfectly good looking woman who transforms into a skank when she tires to dress up. That dress looks like a garbage bag and piling your hair is a bun ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS looks like crap.
Her leg looks huge
THUNDER thigh!
Her outfit would be much cooler if it allowed for one cheek to be hanging out at all times.
it looks like there’s a turd on her head
these cheezy pics where couples stare into each others eyes when they know everyone is watching.. stupid.