While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you read what led up to her “emotional breakdown.” People reports:
Lopez, 42, then launched into “Until It Beats No More” while dancers re-enacted scenes with the singer and some of the men from her past. A Lopez lookalike danced with guys who looked a lot like her exes Diddy, Cris Judd and Ben Affleck.
The final couple to appear in the spotlight danced much like Lopez and her estranged husband during their American Idol performance in May, just weeks before they announced their split.
After she was done, Lopez told the sold-out crowd, “I took a trip down memory lane” – and then started to cry as the crowd applauded.
So basically a pre-menopausal, recently-divorced woman relived every single one of her failed relationships and broke down crying? My God, what a shocking and unpredictable turn of events. Did she later dab her eyes and say, “I’m okay, I’m okay…”? Because then shit would really be out of hand. I’m afraid to even look outside, everything’s so topsy-turvy.
Photos: Splash News
I’d cry too, if I slept with all those losers…….it’s expensive aiming so low.
Let’s be honest…she looked “broke down” long before she went out on stage.
Doesn’t her vagina look enormous? Her whole pelvic area is too large for her body, like she is able to birth a bovine calf
This is probably one of the weirdest most self centered thing I have ever heard of a singer celebrity do. She reenacted her romantic history on stage and thought everyone would should love it?
What was the casting call for this like? I need someone who looks like my ex?
I know. It’s desperate and stupid and set-up. All so that she could “break down.” And of course its all over the place now so her little set-up worked. I’m hoping its only because people are taken aback that she can actually feign human emotion. That’s gotta be it.
Many spiders died to bring us this outfit.
Bradley Cooper should run like hell if he hasn’t already.
She only need look behind her for the cause of her failures.
She apparently misses that warm feeling of having Marc Anthony crawl up inside of her.
Strange how her ass suddenly looks small after a couple of years of being exposed to Kardashian sized butt cheeks.
snack pack. no good. that was awful.
Booger flicker
I love it when she does her goldfish impression.
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!!
I’d be pissed at any concert if the artist turned it into some kind of therapy for herself. What’s next, an on-stage colonoscopy at a Tony Bennett concert?
How much for tickets?
She orchestrated the diorama , The broke down ?
This challenges my ability to restrain myself from smashing her in the head with a plumbing wrench
Deserves to be bludgeoned to death
How about a tire iron? man, this is some over produced crap !
Should be “then broke down?”
I’m also in the mood to paint on a big canvas. See? mercurial.
sadly, at 42, humongous asses start looking pretty much like granny’s diapers…
It’s important for the blogger to be accurate; JLo is not “pre-menopausal”, I think she passed that milestone a while back.
what an old whore. didn’t she expire back in the nineties, along with that hideous getup?
Pussy looks big enough to park a small motorcycle in
That tent around her cooch could hold beer , wine and some ssnacks for afterwards
Kind of gives a whole new meaning to “tailgate picnic”.
Double penetration?
Not enough to evened. get start
She needs a Fiat 500 shoved up her fat irrelevant ass.
“Are you a…. GOD?”
As much as I can’t stand this bitch, I don’t think people should comment negatively on her age or body type. There are plenty of celebrities who are older and cool. And a woman can’t help her body type. She can’t ever be slender.
My issue with her is that she’s this ridiculously untalented, entitled drama queen.
Who the hell plans a concert homage to their own relationships? What were her relationships to her? Performance art?
This is one of the low points in celebrity navel-gazing. Or possibly, celebrity genital-gazing.
When your ass can make every shot feel like a close-up..
People pay to see her? Really?
“Kiss of the Big-Assed Spider Woman”
J-Salamander hands
Havier and Jamal, the concert is over and Miss Lopez would like you to carry her to her limousine now.. Like the Jesus
Gozer summons Zuul and the Vinz Clortho so she can take the form of a fat-assed Latina and conquer Conneticut.
Good gawd lady, stop with the body suits already! They really aren’t doing you any favors…
she’s got one low hanging vagina.
When you said she, “broke down” I was picturing a beat up truck full of migrant workers and oranges on the side of the highway.
Fucking hilarious! +100…well played, amigo!
LOL.
That is all.
hmph, i remember Sade breaking down on stage right before she quit. fingers n toes crossed
@dude: I’m not a huge fan or anything, but why does someone like Sade, a truly beautiful woman with talent who never had to stoop to objectifying herself retire and this no-talent drama queen bitch will probably “sing” until she’s an old Las Vegas act? Sade could play the lounge chanteuse ’til she dropped dead like Eartha Kitt did.
The Mohegan Sun must pay well b/c I was shocked when Nine Inch Nails played there.
A casino paying well. Imagine that.
In pictures that are not posed, without flattering lighting and aren’t photoshopped, she looks old. And that outfit. She’s way too old to be wearing that crap.
Does she not own a mirror?! Who the fuck told her she looked good in that, yikes!
Auditioning for Gold Fat Bitch in the next Austin Powers flick.
I think you mean “Assy Galore.”
Oh I’m gonna climb me
a big meat mountain….
just because it’s there.
-Sir Edmund Hillary.
And here I thought Madonna was the craziest bitch I was going to read about.
no, the hair extensions don’t make your ass look smaller
…gangbang? I have no other words.
She looks nasty fat . Fiat had to use solid rubber tires in her Fiat 500 commercial
LOL when I see here all I think is “Taco Flavored Kisses”
Shes so full of herself. Shes a beautiful woman but her outfits no longer are appropriate. Once she had kids her hips and kooch got so wide.
Low class untalented part time Latina cunt. She orchestrated the whole thing and the ‘break down’ was completely fake, just like her. She couldn’t even sell out a casino in Connecticut – even the drunk regulars wouldn’t go see this desperate trash! She looks like a over stuffed glittery chorizo sausage. She isn’t in her 20s, and its not 1999, bitch. Just take your fat ass home and pretend to love those hideous kids.
Don’t hold back. Spit it all out. Let us know how you REALLY feel!
Your venomous hate says more about you then Ms. Lopez.
Not really, I just hate her. She’s just low class trash. The only talent she has is no gag reflex and a trick pelvis.
… We’ve all had some kind of wild thing that went through our lives and made it hell … ‘cause everybody’s had one – you, me – NOBODY likes to lose! And you know they’re out there, laughing at you – I don’t care if it was last week or the 3RD GRADE! Someone BROKE YOUR HEART! What were THEIR NAMES?!?! Hiire dancers to ACT IT OUT!! AHHH, AHHHHHHH!
Nasty. Thank God I don’t have her body.
Circle jerk!
Lol look at that self entitled cunt thinking she can revive her shitty music career with her shitty remixes of already shitty songs. And fuck do I hate that fiat commercial, I loved the 500 but now I just wanna piss on it.
damn.
so….. heavy……..
ugly shoes
She looks like Gozer the Destroyer from the first Ghostbusters!!!
just be glad she didn’t in the bedroom, folks!!