Jennifer Lopez ‘Broke Down’ On Stage

October 24th, 2011 // 107 Comments

While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you read what led up to her “emotional breakdown.” People reports:

Lopez, 42, then launched into “Until It Beats No More” while dancers re-enacted scenes with the singer and some of the men from her past. A Lopez lookalike danced with guys who looked a lot like her exes Diddy, Cris Judd and Ben Affleck.
The final couple to appear in the spotlight danced much like Lopez and her estranged husband during their American Idol performance in May, just weeks before they announced their split.
After she was done, Lopez told the sold-out crowd, “I took a trip down memory lane” – and then started to cry as the crowd applauded.

So basically a pre-menopausal, recently-divorced woman relived every single one of her failed relationships and broke down crying? My God, what a shocking and unpredictable turn of events. Did she later dab her eyes and say, “I’m okay, I’m okay…”? Because then shit would really be out of hand. I’m afraid to even look outside, everything’s so topsy-turvy.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. I’d cry too, if I slept with all those losers…….it’s expensive aiming so low.

  2. Let’s be honest…she looked “broke down” long before she went out on stage.

  3. Xeorad

    Doesn’t her vagina look enormous? Her whole pelvic area is too large for her body, like she is able to birth a bovine calf

  4. Dan

    This is probably one of the weirdest most self centered thing I have ever heard of a singer celebrity do. She reenacted her romantic history on stage and thought everyone would should love it?

    What was the casting call for this like? I need someone who looks like my ex?

    • kimmykimkim

      I know. It’s desperate and stupid and set-up. All so that she could “break down.” And of course its all over the place now so her little set-up worked. I’m hoping its only because people are taken aback that she can actually feign human emotion. That’s gotta be it.

  5. Jennifer Lopez
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    Many spiders died to bring us this outfit.

  6. tlmck

    Bradley Cooper should run like hell if he hasn’t already.

    She only need look behind her for the cause of her failures.

  7. She apparently misses that warm feeling of having Marc Anthony crawl up inside of her.

  8. Jennifer Lopez
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    Strange how her ass suddenly looks small after a couple of years of being exposed to Kardashian sized butt cheeks.

  9. Jennifer Lopez
    adolf hitler
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    snack pack. no good. that was awful.

  10. Jennifer Lopez
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    Booger flicker

  11. Jennifer Lopez
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    I love it when she does her goldfish impression.

  12. Frank Burns

    I’d be pissed at any concert if the artist turned it into some kind of therapy for herself. What’s next, an on-stage colonoscopy at a Tony Bennett concert?

  13. Carl Spackler

    She orchestrated the diorama , The broke down ?
    This challenges my ability to restrain myself from smashing her in the head with a plumbing wrench

  14. Carl Spackler

    Should be “then broke down?”

  15. You obviously havent been roughed at first sight

    I’m also in the mood to paint on a big canvas. See? mercurial.

  16. Jennifer Lopez
    le teacher
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    sadly, at 42, humongous asses start looking pretty much like granny’s diapers…

  17. Cock Dr

    It’s important for the blogger to be accurate; JLo is not “pre-menopausal”, I think she passed that milestone a while back.

  18. Jennifer Lopez
    oblivion
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    what an old whore. didn’t she expire back in the nineties, along with that hideous getup?

  19. Dean Keaton

    Pussy looks big enough to park a small motorcycle in

  20. She needs a Fiat 500 shoved up her fat irrelevant ass.

  21. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you a…. GOD?”

  22. MJB

    As much as I can’t stand this bitch, I don’t think people should comment negatively on her age or body type. There are plenty of celebrities who are older and cool. And a woman can’t help her body type. She can’t ever be slender.
    My issue with her is that she’s this ridiculously untalented, entitled drama queen.
    Who the hell plans a concert homage to their own relationships? What were her relationships to her? Performance art?
    This is one of the low points in celebrity navel-gazing. Or possibly, celebrity genital-gazing.

  23. Jennifer Lopez
    Ay Dios mio
    Commented on this photo:

    When your ass can make every shot feel like a close-up..

  24. Dave Mustaine

    People pay to see her? Really?

  25. MJB

    “Kiss of the Big-Assed Spider Woman”

  26. Jennifer Lopez
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    J-Salamander hands

  27. Jennifer Lopez
    Ay Dios mio
    Commented on this photo:

    Havier and Jamal, the concert is over and Miss Lopez would like you to carry her to her limousine now.. Like the Jesus

  28. Gozer summons Zuul and the Vinz Clortho so she can take the form of a fat-assed Latina and conquer Conneticut.

  29. skuddles

    Good gawd lady, stop with the body suits already! They really aren’t doing you any favors…

  30. Jennifer Lopez
    oldbrownshoe
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    she’s got one low hanging vagina.

  31. Richard McBeef

    When you said she, “broke down” I was picturing a beat up truck full of migrant workers and oranges on the side of the highway.

  32. Umm

    LOL.

    That is all.

  33. hmph, i remember Sade breaking down on stage right before she quit. fingers n toes crossed

    • MJB

      @dude: I’m not a huge fan or anything, but why does someone like Sade, a truly beautiful woman with talent who never had to stoop to objectifying herself retire and this no-talent drama queen bitch will probably “sing” until she’s an old Las Vegas act? Sade could play the lounge chanteuse ’til she dropped dead like Eartha Kitt did.
      The Mohegan Sun must pay well b/c I was shocked when Nine Inch Nails played there.

  34. Freebie

    In pictures that are not posed, without flattering lighting and aren’t photoshopped, she looks old. And that outfit. She’s way too old to be wearing that crap.

  35. Lola

    Does she not own a mirror?! Who the fuck told her she looked good in that, yikes!

  36. Jennifer Lopez
    mahogma
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh I’m gonna climb me
    a big meat mountain….
    just because it’s there.

    -Sir Edmund Hillary.

  37. dontkillthemessenger

    And here I thought Madonna was the craziest bitch I was going to read about.

  38. Jennifer Lopez
    barbosa
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    no, the hair extensions don’t make your ass look smaller

  39. Jennifer Lopez
    NennyKins
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    …gangbang? I have no other words.

  40. See Alice

    She looks nasty fat . Fiat had to use solid rubber tires in her Fiat 500 commercial

  41. LOL when I see here all I think is “Taco Flavored Kisses”
    Shes so full of herself. Shes a beautiful woman but her outfits no longer are appropriate. Once she had kids her hips and kooch got so wide.

  42. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Low class untalented part time Latina cunt. She orchestrated the whole thing and the ‘break down’ was completely fake, just like her. She couldn’t even sell out a casino in Connecticut – even the drunk regulars wouldn’t go see this desperate trash! She looks like a over stuffed glittery chorizo sausage. She isn’t in her 20s, and its not 1999, bitch. Just take your fat ass home and pretend to love those hideous kids.

  43. … We’ve all had some kind of wild thing that went through our lives and made it hell … ‘cause everybody’s had one – you, me – NOBODY likes to lose! And you know they’re out there, laughing at you – I don’t care if it was last week or the 3RD GRADE! Someone BROKE YOUR HEART! What were THEIR NAMES?!?! Hiire dancers to ACT IT OUT!! AHHH, AHHHHHHH!

  44. Jennifer Lopez
    Desperate
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    Nasty. Thank God I don’t have her body.

  45. Jennifer Lopez
    DogBoy
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    Circle jerk!

  46. jim eh

    Lol look at that self entitled cunt thinking she can revive her shitty music career with her shitty remixes of already shitty songs. And fuck do I hate that fiat commercial, I loved the 500 but now I just wanna piss on it.

  47. Jennifer Lopez
    anonym
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    damn.
    so….. heavy……..

  48. Jennifer Lopez
    Misana
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    ugly shoes

  49. Brian

    She looks like Gozer the Destroyer from the first Ghostbusters!!!

  50. forrest gump

    just be glad she didn’t in the bedroom, folks!!

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