Jennifer Lopez Is Banging This Kid Now

Taking a page from Madonna’s Guide To Pretending You’re Not An Ancient Evil Plaguing Mankind For Centuries, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly dating 24-year-old backup dancer Casper Smart, according to TMZ. When reached for comment the kid said, “I just want to thank K-Fed for through whom all blessings flow. I wouldn’t even be here today if it weren’t for him looking over me, helping me dance the dance of sweet child sup- What’s that? Menopause? Say that again.”

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