Mmmm… JLO belly.
While Cameron Diaz continued her metamorphosis into Madame at the Hollywood premiere of What To Expect When You’re Expecting last night (How many premieres/upfronts were there last night? 85 million.), Jennifer Lopez decided it’d be a great time to wear an open-front dress that she’d be guaranteed to look awesome in by comparison. Even though she could’ve worn a garbage bag with Mickey Rourke‘s face on it and still looked better, that would require not being a bitch which she’s allergic to.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
Its great to see that Madame still has a career after the death of Waylon Flowers.
Joan Rivers IS madame!
Needs bigger earrings.
A blob of purple play do is so much more sexually appealing than JLo’s belly.
If I was next to Cameron Diaz I’d wear those blinkers they put on police horses.
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It’s only a matter of time.
ay…. no, mr. superman no home
Wow, she still hasn’t washed out Ben Stiller’s semen ?
“So Cameron, whose cum do you have in your hair this ti—” aw shit, someone beat me to this joke.
all she needs is a pre-schooler dangling off her to complete the look
Ay Dios Mio, she is nasty
JLo is too old and too big to be wearing that dress.
ay dios mio!! this look is NOT working for her!!
Grandma’s looking pretty hot, Diaz-not so much.
Diaz > Consuela from the block
only if you’re talking about ‘the mask’ staring jim carey (1994)
She looks like the Joker
No need to insult the joker
Or the puppet mask from Saw.
That droopy dress looks like stage curtains that didn’t close all the way. At least JLo isn’t also wearing her hair parted down the center. Oh wait.
Sadly, when it comes to these two it’s no longer about who won. But who didn’t lose.
Fixed:
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Win!
JLo might’ve always been a fame whore cunt who can’t act or sing for shit and was always a bitch to people who aren’t rich and famous but the anal emissions from champion of all big assed fame whores will be the death of us all
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She lost all hotness after The Mask.
Her forehead is 2 different shades. And somehow, so is her hair.
“Dude, I’m not a guy! I’m cum hair! Remember?”
The dress and lipstick color are totally unflattering and age her tremendously.
Oh my Jesus..
Lookin’ like a flesh-tone Kurt Barlow.
much better from afar. No more closeups for her…doctor’s orders.
I think the statement you’re looking for is, “Good from far and far from good.”
J.lo is a beautiful woman.
WINNER!
Good one Blueman!
Profile pics are not her best look
And this is how she will still dress when she is 60, watch.
The Goldie Hawn “smile”
Her nose lose like it’s cocaine-collapsing or losing the battle to meth. Justin Timberlake has admitted to using every drug under the sun — I imagine she has, too, seeing how long she was with the guy and given the state of her face.
she looks great, ppl need to stop knocking her. she looks her age, isn’t botox and plastic surgeried up to look like a walking blow up doll!!
Her makeup artist needs to be either shot or congratulated, I can’t tell which.
Cameron “not the face” Diaz