We Get It, Jennifer Lopez. You’re Single.

September 26th, 2011 // 125 Comments

Fresh off of pretending Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors are tripping over themselves to sample her pollo fundido – I almost said enchilada, but it just seemed racist. – here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeartRadio Festival in Vegas over the weekend where she also agreed to a paid appearance at PURE nightclub. Because apparently the prospect of money outweighed stooping to the same level as the Kardashian, the cast of Jersey Shore and Douchebeard and Sexbot. That said, if JLo peacocked any harder in these photos, feathers would shoot out of Marc Anthony‘s ass. We get it, lady, old means experience. Way to act like nobody has a friend with a mom going through “the change.”

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
    Commented on this photo:

    Still would.

  2. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
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    I want to eat that ass. And I don’t mean that in any sexually perverse way. Her bedonka donk totally looks like food.

  3. Those aren’t peacock feathers, you fucking inbred, mouth-breathing moron.

  4. stevebeagle

    can you imagine the flab factor without the pantyhose?

  5. a pornstar

    todays’ comments brought to you, by people who need people to help them learn basic grammar. MOTHERFUCKING, idiots learn how to write a sentence…

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    SherryGrrl
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    Cuidado mis chicanos! Es un pedo muy apestoso!

  7. Melissa

    Your comments are ridiculous. I see what your wives and girlfriends look like everyday and you actually have the balls to bash her body? LOL. Crazy talk. All crazy talk. None of you could ever get a WOMAN, not some stupid child, as beautiful as Jennifer is. I am not even a fan I think her music and acting are blah but you cannot say she is ‘Fat’ or ‘Ugly’ because that is just false. She is way skinnier then the average American woman, who is by the way, a size 14. So live in your fantasy life where your wife is hot, your kids are perfect and you are not a fat slob.
    *And if your wife is hot and you are not a fat slob then by now you know you are not the norm. Count your blessings and don’t talk shit.*

    • PFKZONI

      If their wives were hot and they weren’t fat slobs they would have better things to do than bash this woman. I don’t like JLo either. I don’t think she is talented and I think there is something really off about her since she regained the spotlight on AI. She has always been a narcissist, but a calculating hardness has taken over her features and it looks like icy knives are shooting out of her eyes. I read (on this site?) that she actually pushed Mary Louise Parker out of the way to meet and then monopolize Prince William and Duchess Kate’s time in L.A. However, she is 42 (?) years old and she is showing the world what a 42 year old woman can really look like with minimal “work” (I’m guessing Botox but that’s it) when they think only of themselves. We can see that that’s a heck of a lot better than the vast majority of men at that age, and they have always thought only of themselves.

    • I think you’re right ! The last thing I want to do is bash someone that doesn’t deserve it. I re-read most of the stories on here again in a different light and I can find better websites to get celebrity news than this hole. I’ve realized now that nobody would frequent this site unless they were looking for dirt and wanted to slam someone they wish they were. Looking at all of these other comments, I can see the kind of people that come on here. I’m glad Melissa that you were ON HERE TOO to tell us that. Thanks !

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    Nick
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    Ugh, she’s starting to get that old lady nose. :|

  9. Donald Trump

    Lemme tell you something. I’ve seen JLo’s ass, and it’s covered in cottage cheese! Stockings can cover up the dimples, but it will take a crane to hoist those cheeks back in place.

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    michelle
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    everybody on here has bad things to say about J. Lo and yet she’s still getting paid millions for her looks and talent. she’s beautiful and to all you haters out there i just have one question: ” How much are YOU getting paid for your looks and talents?” that’s what i thought!

  11. The Least Interesting Man in the World

    She reminds me of Charro, but without the cultural relevance.

  12. Brad

    Dont listen to those foolish comments J, Id still bend u over and eat it for dinner babe.

  13. KV

    hot…..i want it !

  14. I’ve never seen such a pathetic attempt at resurrecting a career. Time is moving on, she’s not getting younger and the glory years are gone. Just go the fuck away !!!

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    IKE
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    Why do women get out of a long-term relationship and fast forward straight to “whore” mode?

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    IKE
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    I BET you she sleeps with Steven Tyler this season of American Idol. He was hitting on her before and NOW….there’s no reason NOT to pitch him a bit of crack. lol

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    ricruz
    Commented on this photo:

    why so many haters.get a life.Jennifer Lopez is still one of the most atractive sexy ladies out there.Every man that commented here would gladly hook up with her if they had a chance.I know I would.No man would pass up the opportuniyt to hook up with J Lo.

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    Karl Hungus
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    dat ass

  19. Lydia

    Holy crap what do you people have against this woman, she doesn’t look that bad and isn’t doing anything different than any woman her age who’s gotten divorced. They either curl up around a tub of ice cream, or try to act 20 years younger, but they do get over it! And she doesn’t look that bad. As for talent, is there any REAL talent anymore? We have chicks like Lady Gaga and the Nicky Minaj who have no talent but know how to keep people looking, then you have ones like Adele who’s fat as hell but a KILLER voice! Then you have middle ground ones like J-Lo. So also, I wonder how many of you will look when you get into your 40s! Remember, over half the US is overweight…

  20. yowillie

    Spank and eat.

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    Aud
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    Did we catch JLo right before she sneezes? What’s with her face?

  22. Don

    I’d still hit it.

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    Leno
    Commented on this photo:

    jealous comments from embittered men won’t change the fact that she ‘s still partying and fucking whoever she wants…

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    Shannon
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    It’s not cute after you’ve been married & spit out two kids – put it away!

  25. fandy

    Did you see the Shitter-on-that-Critter????

  26. thesuperficial_kicker

    YES !!! YOU GUYS ARE ALL SICK DISGUSTING MOTHERFUCKING MORONIC LOSERS !!!

    KICK SUPERFICIAL THINGS AND FUCK OFF IN YOUR THONG!!!

    YOU DAMAGERS ARE ALL REAL SUPER DUPER HYPER PETA-BUMPER SUPER JAMMER GAY PARENTFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Just go to hell and fuck and jerk off (if you still have that half-damaged genitalia of yours). Understood, you all SICK gay mentally deranged psycho-impotent MOTHERFUCKING MORONS ???

    Yes, you sexless guys deserve this.
    I also read some shitty stuff written by some sons of ugly free whore for maniacs like you.

    DON’T TELL A WORD AGAINST J.LO. YOU EUNUCHS DON’T HAVE ANY RIGHT TO CRITICISE HER !!! SHE IS WAYYYYYYY MUCH BETTER THAN YOU PERVERTED SEX MANIACS.

    You eunuch guys are most probably abandoned hybrid mutant moth-eaten zombie offsprings of bin laden, some disgusting khan, idi amin
    and hitler and adopted and raised by some sexually frustrated psychopath who themselves had a fucked up childhood.So, go fuck your parents
    and grandparents.

    J.LO. RULES MUSIC !!! LONG LIVE J.LO. J.LO. LIVE FOREVER.

    UNDERSTOOD SHIT-EATER SUPERFICIALS ????

  27. tahoegeminii

    JLo is showing “MeMe” what it really means to be a “Diva”-and not just a whiny, demanding, mentally arrested 12 year old that wants everything everyone else has because she is jealous-= remember in the 90′s MeMe was always showing up looking like a cheap stripper trying to “upstage” JLo-MeMe was almost psycho obsessed with JLo-I think that’s why MeMe married her groveling flakey, bang chauffeur and had to pop out twins-a boy and a girl-this is starting to really creep me out-too bad Meme turned into a huge fat cow-watch MeMe will be copying this too! she will get laughed off the stage

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    DKK
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    She still looks beautiful. Good for her.

  29. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
    DKK
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    Very nice.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
    DKK
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    She is gorgeous!

  31. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
    DK
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    She is so beautiful…

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    Jenny McCarthy
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    Old, desperate, bloated. Take care of your fucking kids.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
    Jenny McCarthy
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    She can’t sing, she’s old, and she’s not attractive anymore. The fake divorce was bad enough.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
    Monika
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    She looks aggressive,evil and old.Where is the glamour of old Hollywood.She is a shame.

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    Nadal
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    I have to agree with all these comments,she is trying too hard and cant see how ridiculous she looks.She is aging very poorly,not a good example for women,neither is her behaviour.

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    Nadal
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    She is looking worse and worse.She doesnt get a lot money because she looks good but because she is been in the entertainment business ever since her childhood and knows the right people.Its true she knows how to push herself to the frontline but its getting too much.We want to see real talents!
    Enough of this ugly lady!

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    penisboy
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    my penis just squirted cum from this picture

  38. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeartRadio Vegas Partying Single
    stephen m
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    one up the bum no harm done

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