We Get It, Jennifer Lopez. You’re Single.
Fresh off of pretending Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors are tripping over themselves to sample her pollo fundido – I almost said enchilada, but it just seemed racist. – here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeartRadio Festival in Vegas over the weekend where she also agreed to a paid appearance at PURE nightclub. Because apparently the prospect of money outweighed stooping to the same level as the Kardashian, the cast of Jersey Shore and Douchebeard and Sexbot. That said, if JLo peacocked any harder in these photos, feathers would shoot out of Marc Anthony’s ass. We get it, lady, old means experience. Way to act like nobody has a friend with a mom going through “the change.”
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