Jennifer Lopez Wants To Be The Master of Asses Again

Nature abhors a vacuum. And with Kim Kardashian out of the picture while she pretends it’s just, like, too emotional, you guys, to Photoshop her ass onto Instagram, Jennifer Lopez is striking while the butt-iron is hot and reclaiming her title as “Queen of The Booty,” according to Page Six. Also, she’s probably banking on Beyonce not surviving the whole CMAs thing. What? Jennifer Lopez has met white people before. You know she’s thinking it. When you play the Game of Butts, you win or you die.

And I seriously just made that joke. Goddammit. Just look look at the butt. Stop reading. These words aren’t your friends.

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