Even Jennifer Lopez Has To Do Miley Cyrus Shit Now

June 30th, 2014 // 16 Comments

My last post had to do with things like war, compassion, human decency, but that’s not why most of you come here, and that poop can go fornicate itself as far you’re concerned. So here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party because what you do come here for is to look at celebrity butts and crotches instead of doing a job you’re paid for. Which is commendable, and I don’t say that enough. You’re an inspiration.

Photos: FAMA/AKM-GSI, INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. Nut bra

    If they paid me more I MIGHT do some work.

    Meh, who am I kidding? No I wouldn’t.

    More ass please. Preferably someone other than Jenny from (been around) the block. I hear she’s a ginormous bitch.

  2. Red Ruffensor

    Someone tell this hag to go away.

  3. Don’t bite the hand that feeds… or in this case, clicks.

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    o'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    “HONK HONK!”, goes one of the dancers.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party
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    The whistle goes WOOOOOO!

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    Look at that picture and tell me you wouldn’t do the same thing Hank Baskett did.

  7. Spam 4 Riches

    You realize the only people who click on spam are the elderly, right? You probably wont get much luck here on The Superficial, but I wish you the best in your endeavors. You will be filthy rich one day, just keep spamming and it will happen. That’s how spamming works.

  8. I’m telling you it’s the wave of the future.

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    guesty
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    is her knee bleeding?

  10. cage

    Taking into consideration that JLo was doing this shit for a number of years before Miley entered the music business, How can she take after Miley. JLo has also done this shit since she started. So if anything Miley copied her. The other thing is with JLo is she is more classy and Miley is just trashy

    • IndustrialBunni

      Bu Jlo has cheated on and dumped so many men in Hollywood. Miley has reportedly done none of that.

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    Back pain
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    No one wants to see her 50 year old crotch

  12. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me get this straight. None of you want to see my vagina?”
    “Eww…”
    “Nope!”
    “I hear it melts faces if you stare directly at it.”

  13. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party
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    “You audience member! Do you want some of this?”
    “No thanks. My dick is still afraid of you.”

  14. Jennifer Lopez Butt iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party
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    “I’m angry for no reason and will fight any puta in here!”

  15. AndrewMacCloud

    When things really go down hill , she can still come home with a six figure income, using her ass as a wrecking ball..

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