Look At Jennifer Lopez’s Giant Ass On A Boat While I Shovel 80 Feet of Snow

February 13th, 2014 // 28 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Lopez still filming her FIFA World Cup video on a yacht in Miami yesterday which is fitting because by the time you’re seeing this, I’ll be shoveling my way through a giant white behemoth pile as well. Only literally because nature is a cold teat. On that note, if there’s not another post after an hour, I had a heart attack or banged a Yeti. Avenge me.

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts Yacht Music Video Shoot
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    nice, natural pose

  2. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts Yacht Music Video Shoot
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    “Dios Mios! Of all the times for my uterus to fall out!”

  3. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts Yacht Music Video Shoot
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    (creaking boards, snapping cord sounds, and a long, low growl)
    Martin Brody, Jr.: (turning around slowly) We’re going to need a bigger boat.

  4. Her ass is a boat, the HMS Disgusting.

  5. ace11

    Affleck ate that ass

  6. anonymous

    It’s ironic that after watching Kim K’s ass grow into the post-pregnancy Death Star it is today that JLO’s ass was once considered huge and newsworthy.

    Now, not so much as a blip.

    • cmonreally

      That’s what I came to say – that I must be jaded by large asses, because after being inundated by pictures Kim’s gargantuan ass shoved into too tight clothing, J.Lo’s seems quite small.

  7. Look at those giant mud flaps. So gross.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    After years of viewing pictures of Kim and Khloe, I really can’t complain about J-Lo.

  9. Say what you will, but it’s nature’s own. Real. Not like that stupid K-Kunt who lies through her teeth about hers. K-Kunt Kartoon Butt, I’ve christened her :)

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    Cock Dr
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    Ay caramba!

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    AweseomeTownie
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    SHUT UP VAGINA! FASHION OVER COMFORT NOBODY ASKED YOU ANYWAY!

  12. ya motha

    lmfaoooo love ur titles and writing

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    coljack
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    “Uh, guys, I think I’m going to need a wardrobe change!”

    “Jen, c’mon. We got you the booty shorts with the easy pull zipper and everything. You couldn’t have made it in time?”

    “Don’t get mad at me. It wasn’t my idea to have craft services serve the extra spicy burritos!”

  14. Funny. First theres a pic of Drake with the fish eyes. Then it Lopezs fats ass. I bet he can check out each of her hemispheric ass cheeks separately with an eye on each side of his head. Talk about double vision.

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    In this post Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj world, JLo’s ass is tiny.

  16. cmonreally

    Whenever I see J.Lo, I get “Taco Kisses” stuck in my head.

  17. Robb7

    Agree, her ass is compact and real compared to K-Kunt.

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    I LIKE BIG BUTTS
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    JENNIFER GOT A NICE JUICY BUTT I LIKE IT LOVE IT PLEASE SHOW SOME MORE OF IT

  19. I’d eat the breakfast out of it all day, everyday.

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    Back pain
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    Isn’t there any bathrooms on this boat? Man she’ll just squat and piss any where

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    Mama Pinkus
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    when their waists thicken, the optical illusion is gone and they’re no longer curvy; they’re just plain chunky

  22. Johnny Barbells

    …there are a few phrases that always make me laugh whenever i hear/read them; one of them is “seize her!”, another is “avenge me!”

  23. tlmck

    I’d rather shovel 80 feet of snow.

  24. If my old lady had a body like that I’d make her walk around the house naked all the time.

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    Ronaldo
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    Damn, she looks good like that

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    Notsee
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    Nice?

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