I Shall Call Them ‘Bradifer Coopez’

When we last left Bradley Cooper he was reportedly having sex with Olivia Wilde, so it only makes sense that he’d eventually move on to the much older and less attractive Jennifer Lopez, who let’s assume immediately milked this puppy for publicity. TMZ reports:

We’re told the two hit up Per Se, a restaurant located at Columbus Circle in New York City. We’re told the dinner was “romantic” and was just the two of them.

I actually wasn’t being sarcastic when I said this makes sense because has anyone ever looked directly at Renee Zellweger? Clearly, Bradley Cooper’s the type of guy who looks for a relationship like a stray dog looking for a home. “Penis? Touch my penis?” *rolls over*

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