BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea’s Butts

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

SEPTEMBER

In November, Kim Kardashian tried to “break the Internet” with her naked butt. Except not only did she fail, but Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea were already two months ahead of with their “Booty” video which had the foresight of using not one, but two butts and smashing them together catapulting them into the Best Of for September. Whereas Kim didn’t even crack into November’s, and you could see her vagina. A faceless nobody did better than that, and, okay, wow, apparently that’s what’s going to give me an erection here. Fair enough.

Posted: 9.19.14

Original Post: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Hope You Like Asses