Jennifer Lopez is Really Taking This Separation Hard, In a Bikini

“Bitch, turn around, O.J.’s a cowboy! GET OUTDA HOUSE!”

Here’s Jennifer Lopez celebrating her 42nd birthday in Miami over the weekend, and blatantly posing for the paparazzi so Marc Anthony will see how happy she is without him. Which is kind of superfluous considering he carries around a scepter with a crystal ball sticking out the end of it. “Let me gaze far into the distance… and see what this bitch is doing. Ay dios mio, that’s my boat! And she’s serving those tiny little enchiladas I like! Mujer, how could choo?!”

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