Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Isn’t Politics Or Religion

July 6th, 2012 // 45 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

I’m not going to sit here and pretend it’s not great fun watching our commenters sling hate around in the name of that guy who died supposedly to teach us a lesson about not slinging hate around, so in the interest of that – and because what’s a great religious debate without a break filled with Latina Granny soft-core? – allow me to quickly divert your attention to Jennifer Lopez once again hitting the beach in Brazil. And as always, her faithful manboy servant is along to taste test the children’s meals for poison enjoy the trip. You can almost feel the white-hot passion from this pic where JLo reminds her lover “Next time I wait 20 seconds in the lobby for you to bring the car around, de su madre de soporte de vida? Pasado.

Photo: GADE/AKM-GSI

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  1. She really just looks like a pile of shit. Nothing attractive at all about her.

    BTW. God doesn’t exist.

    • Jesus H. "Tapdancing" Christ

      Amen, brother. She should have stayed with her ex, that dude makes ANYBODY look pretty.

  2. Salad Face

    No politics or religion? Holy balls, Photo Boy. She’s a SCIENTOLOGIST. Next time you’re trying to avoid this nonsense, just post a Nic Cage picture. Those always make us happy.

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    rockthrowinghipster
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    When she gets all done up with bronzer on her legs, she is the most fuckable woman on the planet. Then when the paperazzi catches her pale body in a bikini on the beach..I wouldnt even turn my head walking past her. Its amazing. I dont get it.

  4. Christ almighty, you’d have to be a goddamned pinko communist to find this woman attractive.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Jennifer Lopez in a bikini isn’t politics or religion. It also isn’t good.

  6. Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Isn’t Politics Or Religion….

    but it’s just as painful!

    • kimmykimkim

      Haha!! I was playing with the comment “but it might as well be”. Then I just decided to go with my first instinct.

      Justie, TomFrank, leave me ‘lone about that punctuation! I like the way it looks!

      :op

      • Sorry Kimmy, I must have been on the page a bit because Sparky’s was the only post I saw..then I hit submit….uh oh hahaha

      • kimmykimkim

        Haha! I think it’s funny we both had the same thought. And they’re right next to each other! Haha!

    • Jennifer Lopez In A Bikini Isn’t Politics Or Religion

      Perhaps not for you, but there was a time when I worshipped her ass.

  7. judging you

    Is it just me or is she man torso-ing it up?

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    The Pope
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    Steve-O is my hero.

  9. Carolyn

    Dumb-ass Casper wearing rosary beads for jewelry. I work in a high school and only the low-lifes wear them.

  10. Inmate 12236969

    I never thought this bitch looked hot. Even in her younger days take off the make-up my dogs’ ass looks better.

  11. She Stinks!

    She’s a sloppy classless untalented bitch.

  12. SeeAlice

    JLO is a fat guy with a massive ass .

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    Scott Walker
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    How did this happen?

  14. El Jefe

    At least K Fed looked somewhat respectable in the beginning. This guy just looks like the broke down, 10 cent Mexican version of K Fed.

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    Nipples KOOL!!!! Thank J-LO

  16. Jennifer Lopez Bikini Casper Smart Brazil
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    who’s the other girl?

  17. Jennifer Lopez Bikini Casper Smart Brazil
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    Her butt fell out whoooppppssss!!!

  18. MyCoworkerIsHot

    Fish what the hell is “de su madre de soporte de vida? Pasado.”
    I speak/read Spanish and don’t know wtf that’s suppose to mean. Jlo is disgusting and so is her man. I can’t believe i am saying this but I think the traded DOWN.

  19. I LOVE HER BIKINI. WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT BRAND IT IS AND WHERE I CAN GET ONE (IF I CAN AFFORD IT)

  20. Clarence Beeks

    That boyfriend of hers is so fucking gross.

  21. get real

    I would bang this bitch till I can’t walk. Half the retards bashing her are either jealous housewives or flamers on the down low.

  22. Carson

    Some of the fools on here really need to get out once in a while.:) A girl like this gets more dudes hitting on her than any skeletal skank. If you left your mom’s basement on the weekends you may even see it for yourselves!

    • …to Carson and to get real: I agree with you guys. I’ve always thought JLo was beautiful. Who knows…she might be an incredible cunt. But there’s no denying she is a babe.

      Hell, I’ve probably watched the first 5 minutes of Anaconda fifty times just to get those sexy glimpses of her incredible Latina bod.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Bikini Casper Smart Brazil
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    una arrimadita en ese culazo

  24. Odious_One

    She’s just average looking. If she wasn’t rich and famous , she would not be as attractive to some of you

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Does the blogger really need to post so many pictures of celebrity’s very young children?

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    baloo
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    guess that’s why i’m lucky i’m brown!

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    Terry
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    She’s not what she once was but I still wouldn’t mind sticking something up J-Lo’s butt if you know what I mean.

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    JANE
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    this is so cute

  29. Jennifer Lopez Bikini Casper Smart Brazil
    JANE
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    Seriously? His tattoo’s are hideous

  30. Jennifer Lopez Bikini Casper Smart Brazil
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    you are ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute really

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    Terry
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    I bet J-Lo regrets not spreading her cheeks on camera back when she was in her prime.

  32. Santosh

    No I don’t dread it. I love it, and I just play loads of tennis durnig the winter, it not only does great things for my body as it also keeps my mind in very good shape!!! oh and I also drink loads of water, and don’t diet, never went on a diet!! I just eat healthy, which for me means eating everything and I mean everything!! But what does the bikini trick, for me at least, really is playing tennis! Sports really are a blessing!!

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