Here are just-released photos of Jennifer Lopez in Rio last month, that I’m going to assume were sat on so, per her instructions, they could weed out every single bikini shot where you see cellulite. So naturally two were left. On that note, here’s an intimate shot with Casper Smart if intimate means having an awkward conversation about her check not clearing so he can pretend to pay for dinner. “So you’re taking scratches on the car out of my pay now? Because I can go pretend to bang Demi Moore. Just sayin’.”
Photos: GSI Media
Casper isn’t Smart if he doesn’t marry her and take half her money after the divorce.
“Where’s my damn lemongrass iced tea! Nick! Nick, bring me my tea! What, Nick isn’t here, he has Lupus or something! Wow, that’s bad . . . call my manager, the president of the record label, and my family, so we can all come together and find someone else to bring me my iced tea!”
Them some nice toes. I would love to shove all those lil’ piggies in my mauf.
I didn’t know Quentin Tarantino posted here.
Okay…my thigh cellulite is hidden, I’m sucking in my stomach, and I’m smiling…Take the FUCKING picture!
oh, stop it. you knows she looks great. cellulite can’t be hidden with a single pose and that is one toned stomach.
Good for her banging that young ‘un like a snare drum.
I mean really, look at what she was married to. She needs to revitalize those lady parts and I’ll bet this switch hitter is more than happy to provide the service.
Getting a nice car out of the deal is just icing on his cake.
can’t believe her ridiculous taste in men. a back up dancer, jlo? follow shakira’s lead and date a football player or something. dude is ugly as fuck tbh.
Well, she is a shallow cunt diva, what else did you expect. Madonna #2. Mid-life crisis.
she has horrible taste in men
the only goodlooking one was Ben and he ran away from her as fast as he could lol
Yep!
thats one thing I do like about her latinas is that they age good. Like Selena she looks like a little kid and shes like 20 lol same with eva longoria
are you kidding?!?!?! have you ever been to a mexican restaurant? there are a few exceptions but most latina women turn into toads after 40
not all latinas are mexicans
south americans are hot
Either there’s intimacy depicted here or simply two fuck buddies checking out the other’s face for any cold sore breakouts.
I would fuck her. But I have a very strict policy of never touching anything that’s been in Ben Affleck’s mouth. Which is also one of the reasons I refuse to beat off Kevin Smith.
I honestly don’t mind, you’re such a wizard with that spastic little sphincter of yours.
Completely staged. She’s a fat worn out old untalented trashy egomaniac. I just hate this fucking bitch!
Eh, she is still pretty doable and she will buy you a Bentley and take you on yacht trips, so I am good with her.
I’d fuck her ass off and then piss all over her!
No, it has everything to do with you hating us.
Get it straight Fish; Camron NEVER said he hated anyone, only that homosexuality isn’t a lifestyle he agrees with. And depending on what number you look at and how the question is asked, realisticly 68-84% of the American population agree’s with him.
68-84 % of the American population are bible thumping homophobes and are mindless followers. It’s cute how you posted your triumphant 2 sentence speech under Jennifer Lopez though.
I love tacos y burritos
Don’t think that because I’ve got a lot of money, I’ll give you my taco flavored kisses honey!
uuumm, jennifer. you are so fu*king beautiful to look at!
Ah, I can see the slogan now:
“Get the glasses that hide your old, tired, worn out self!”
Dude has a massive chest. Must work out a lot?
God! She’s a tub of lard. Awful…
I just wanna know if she takes it in that gigantic ass…..
Jennifer Lopez lookd ridiculous
and the young man will get
tired of her sooner than she
thinks!
Jennifer Lopez you are the most beautiful woman in the world.
Amazing beauty Jennifer. Your ex Mark was just plain stupid to let you go.
Are those his parents?
casper smart. Nice name dipshit
Love J Lo.