Even before this season of American Idol ended, Jennifer Lopez has been saying she’s not sure if she’s coming back which pretty much everyone recognizes is a giant cash grab. And it probably would’ve worked had she not pulled similar bullshit last year while Idol producers were plucking her out of a career nose-dive, yet inexplicably handed her $12 million to sit in a chair and occasionally say words. Popeater reports:
“‘Idol’ has resurrected her much-stalled music career,” one music exec tells me, referring to ‘On the Floor,’ the singer’s first radio hit in a while. “Likewise, ‘Idol’ didn’t fall apart when Simon left and Jennifer has to get some of the credit for that. But let’s also remember the show didn’t increase in ratings and that is also thanks to J.Lo.”
Jennifer told the BBC: “I loved ‘Idol,’ but I have a lot of other things happening, and it’s going to come down to me making a choice of what I want to do for the next year … We’re not really at the breaking point of ‘You have to make a decision right now!’”
Be careful, Jennifer, I’m being told the names Shania Twain and Shakira are already being mentioned in hopes of bringing in viewers!
Or they could pay Charlie Sheen $100,000 cash for an entire season – which he’d take – saving the show millions and allowing it to air a season where you sing right or a drug addict shivs you in the goddamn face while claiming he’s the Vatican. But that’s just me and my knack for quality television. “You know, I liked that song, but it’s not one for the record books, so I’m going to have to eat your children which should give you more time to stop sucking. Steven, cut me a line, and Randy, you voted for Obama, so shut your yap or I cut you open and stomp on your entrails outside a castle.”
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I think that People magazine cover has totally gone to her head.
yeah it did!!!
They could replace her with Cartman. I’d watch that.
i’d like lopez on the show the day butters tap dances….
^ and ^^ — I laughed.
Me TOO! Cartman for Idol judge.
Twelve fucking million. Cluck cluck.
Cover up her hair and holy chins that’s a dude.
“J-Lo is an ungrateful bitch” would have been a more concise title for this post. In fact, it could have been the entire post. Same story, fewer details.
I agree with Fish. Put Charlie Sheen on the show and have it called, “American Idol: Pornstar Edition,” just like they did with Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.” I mean it would still be about singing, but now all the losers could be offered a career in porn, like so many of the other aspiring starlets, who come straight off the bus to Hollywood.
She has the same ass as Rikishi Phatu .
As god is my witness…if they replaced her with Charlie Sheen, I would watch every goddamn episode of that TV abortion…fucking WINNING!
I hope Charlie gets the gig.
Brooke & Denise need those child support payments.
Extra incentive: The women voted off the show have to spend two weeks in Clam Manor.
I can’t wait for her to fade away, with the lizard.
She’s has no talent and her husband looks like a cricket.
she is SO ungrateful Her career was in the fucking toilet before she got this opportunity. She should have at least done 1 more season.
such a cunt.
Do you REALLY want to see her on another season?
Dislike this bitch so much. Tranny looking one day and meh looking Hispanic another. Nasally fake laugh. Annoying voice. CANNOT SING BUT JUDGES a singing competition?? Has some attachment issues and insecurites that made her jump from Puffy to being engaged to Ben Affleck to being wed to Chris Judd to marrying Skeletor.
I say good riddance (not that I fucking watch the show).
I don’t watch it either. I also did not say I wanted to see her do another season. I just said she should have been more grateful to the people who saved her career.
Point taken.
cant sing
cant act
is fat assing a talent?
id rather see george lopez
Someone is really in love with themselves !
New video is horrid !
This could be a career – ender !
No talent ego driven delusional cunt. She seems to think people will follow her career after she leaves this show! haha! She is a disgusting hateful bitch.
I would come back and offer her $2 million which is what he deserves and tell her to take a flying leap if she did not like it.
Fuck that conceited cunt.
/that’s why Kim Kardashian has a better ass than you old hag
She now has more time to work on her crappy show, South Beach Tow.
What J-Lo was trying to say was “neigh, neigh, neeeigh, neighneighneigh.”
All Idol needs is a pretty face to read the crap that is put in front of them known as stock answer A, B, or C. That’s they way it has always been.
Heck, they ought to get Seacrest’s GF.
“Hustler” & “Playboy” do……………
Would def.watch it if shakira was a judge instead of jlo
wow! those little legs look so delicious.
…in a slathered with butter and browned like a turkey way.
Otherwise, no. Thickie thickie gams.
she looks like any of my aunts in their 40′s, still beautiful, but the body is very changed.
its only that rich husband of hers who still sees her as an icon and insists shes presented and paid as so.
they need a wake up call that the american public doesnt see her that way.
*wee*
This has been should be offered a return to Idol for 100k per show, what were the producers thinking with this little talent (remember the in living color fly girls) no one?
With Steven Tyler getting all the laughs, all she did to get attention was to cry. She rarerly gave negative advice even when the singers blew chucks. Get rid of the diva and get Shania on there! STAT!