Jennifer Lopez’s Navel Anyone?

April 20th, 2011 // 99 Comments

Despite her album not coming out for another two weeks, a midriff-baring Jennifer Lopez, who’s 41 by the way, stopped by a Los Angeles Best Buy yesterday and handed out pre-signed CD covers. (Don’t be fooled by the Sharpie.) So, essentially she flashed a bunch of people her gut, threw some paper at them and then bailed after taking a picture with a guy in a wheelchair. That’s how I’m reading this. “Yes, who’s a happy little cripple? Who’s still living to the fullest? Do you see how sensitive I am on American Idol? That’s me in real li-” CLICK. “Damn! Took you long enough. It could’ve touched me! *dry heaves* Now, who wants churros?”

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    BK
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    I’ll tell you what – she’s a nice, little piece of ass…but she’s actually starting to look like Latoya Jackson. Am I the only one noticing that?

  2. Cock Dr

    That belly does not look like what I imagined would be attached to the “most beautiful” woman of our times.
    Face also seems a bit off for that exalted title.

    • Honest Abe

      Looks great to me, but I thought it was 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink…

    • Remember back when JLo was the big ass poster girl. Now in the days of Kim Kardashian, Coco, and Serena Williams, her ass doesn’t even rate mention any more. Now she’s got nothing left but her music. Which is worse than having nothing left.

  3. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    Anon
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    LOL. She looks like she’s about to vomit on the poor guy.

  4. Shikyo

    When you have the face of a horse, you gotta keep your body tight to detract from it

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    Hey – the blond to her right in the 1st photo must be auditioning to be Tom Cruise’s fourth wife. She has that million mile stare down pat. Will Katie finally be free???

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    Deacon Jones
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    Best Buy chick in #13…..WOOF!

    I just dumped scalding coffee in my eyes

  7. Deacon Jones

    Best Buy chick in #13…..WOOF!

    I just dumped scalding coffee in my eyes

  8. rican

    Jlo is a classless hood rat who chases lizards. I’d nevertheless do her ass any day.

  9. Deacon Jones

    “cause I’m still, I’m still Jenny fr >—”

    (falls asleep cause she missed her noontime nap)

  10. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems that this is a new trend, “the blowdoll pose”

  11. lol taco flavoured kisses

  12. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
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    Nowadays even Jenny gets fooled by the rocks that she got.

  13. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
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    Wow Jennifer really is a cunty bitch-she mocks people’s faces right infront of them

  14. How to rough friends and alienate strangers

    Something is missing!

  15. Billy Rubin

    I can’t believe any man not in prison has rubbed one out to that .

  16. Maeby

    She doesn’t look terrible, but she’s still in her 40′s. This aint the 90′s! Cover that shit up!

  17. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
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    Awww Jennifer is showing us that she does have a heart after all- Yes it may be tiny, covered in gold and hanging on by a thread just like her career-but it’s there.

  18. Ismoss

    Ahaha the blond to the right, I can almost see the balloon over her head,
    “just fucking kill me now”

  19. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    Misanthrope
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

  20. Sandy

    She helped start the big butt trend that allowed men to talk about their gay fantasies about butt fucking, so it’s only fair that the similarly butt-focused flamers at People gave her an award.

  21. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    J.Ho.

    /got nothing

  22. Kelly Minka in 15 years, but bitchier

  23. BlueFalcon

    When she passes wind, you are engulfed with the unmistakable aroma of tamales filled with pork and green salsa.

  24. Sugar

    She looks ok, but at her age, that outfit is just a NO.

  25. fumus

    Wow, Tila Tequila looks awful.

    • KG

      On her best day, Tila Tequila doesn’t look as good as J Lo on her worst. Give me a break.

      And while I think calling J Lo the most beautiful person in the world 2011 is ridiculous, she looks damn good for a 41 year old.

      (This from someone who doesn’t like J Lo).

  26. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
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    “Sorry, can you spell your name out for me? I’m not good with the long tricky ones”
    “B-O-B.”

  27. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
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    This guy’s going to love her duet with Benny Hinn.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    dotmatrix
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, she’s 41 and still just as spank-a-licious as ever.

  29. MrsWrong

    “I love tacos y burrritos”…Hennifer Lopes

  30. Brannie

    Hell, I hope I look like that at 41.

  31. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn…Condoleezza Rice must really be having a tough time now that Bush is gone…

  32. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Now button your jacket and its a perfect shot!

  33. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Even the MAGIC OF ELRON HUBBARD can’t remove her oversized ass.

    How is this talentless hag still putting out albums? Who the hell is buying them?

    Then again, I still want to know who the fuck keeps nominating Kenny G for Grammies.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
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    Now who’s retarded J-lo?

  35. Don’t cry for me Angelinos.

  36. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    got damn. best buy = ugly as fuck.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Dont be fooled by the gut that I got,
    Im still Im still Jenny from the block.
    Used to have a little now I have a lot
    No matter where I go I know where I came from….The McDonalds

  38. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG…Whats my name?

  39. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor Univision…they dont realize shes fake-spanish…

  40. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    WTH…are those harem pants?…god I hope that doesnt become a trend…she looks like a bali-ho

  41. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    WAAAY too old to weay that, reminds me of Xtina from her Genie in a bottle…WHEN SHE WAS 16

  42. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Cool…shes into self-torture!

  43. Kylanyx

    While JLo has a body that makes 30 – 60 year old women jealous, the fact that she’s baring it at this event makes it look desperate. It’s like she’s telling us “look, my album is probably going to suck but if it’s any consolation, I still look better than most of you, and here’s the proof. Suckas!”

  44. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    So a horse, a former Secretary of State, a desperate 40 year old and a blonde zombie are outside of a Best Buy…Stop me if you heard this one…

  45. There’s something subtly desperate and sad about a 40+ year old woman dressing like a teenager. Wait, it’s not subtle at all…

  46. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
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    Heil Jlo

  47. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmm….not Fly girrll

  48. Jennifer Lopez Best Buy Abs
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks like a Kate Hudson face

  49. MLVC

    i think there is some stray lint in there….or maybe marc anthony’s seed

  50. If any of you men find that tube top sexy, just remember 2 years ago, it was used to prevent nipple leakage while breastfeeding twins..I’m sorry.

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