Despite her album not coming out for another two weeks, a midriff-baring Jennifer Lopez, who’s 41 by the way, stopped by a Los Angeles Best Buy yesterday and handed out pre-signed CD covers. (Don’t be fooled by the Sharpie.) So, essentially she flashed a bunch of people her gut, threw some paper at them and then bailed after taking a picture with a guy in a wheelchair. That’s how I’m reading this. “Yes, who’s a happy little cripple? Who’s still living to the fullest? Do you see how sensitive I am on American Idol? That’s me in real li-” CLICK. “Damn! Took you long enough. It could’ve touched me! *dry heaves* Now, who wants churros?”
Photos: Splash News
I’ll tell you what – she’s a nice, little piece of ass…but she’s actually starting to look like Latoya Jackson. Am I the only one noticing that?
no way…”shes real”…Ja Rule said
That belly does not look like what I imagined would be attached to the “most beautiful” woman of our times.
Face also seems a bit off for that exalted title.
Looks great to me, but I thought it was 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink…
Remember back when JLo was the big ass poster girl. Now in the days of Kim Kardashian, Coco, and Serena Williams, her ass doesn’t even rate mention any more. Now she’s got nothing left but her music. Which is worse than having nothing left.
LOL. She looks like she’s about to vomit on the poor guy.
When you have the face of a horse, you gotta keep your body tight to detract from it
Hey – the blond to her right in the 1st photo must be auditioning to be Tom Cruise’s fourth wife. She has that million mile stare down pat. Will Katie finally be free???
Best Buy chick in #13…..WOOF!
I just dumped scalding coffee in my eyes
Best Buy chick in #13…..WOOF!
I just dumped scalding coffee in my eyes
Maybe instead of spending her Best Buy paycheck on overpriced coach sneakers, she could have bought better fitting dentures
You made me look………WHY did you make me look?
Holy shit. I want to die now.
Holy shit. She “Is Best Buy”? With that grill, I would have TOTALLY mistaken her for Circuit City.
She could bite an apple through a picket fence.
Nice monkey teeth!
Jlo is a classless hood rat who chases lizards. I’d nevertheless do her ass any day.
“cause I’m still, I’m still Jenny fr >—”
(falls asleep cause she missed her noontime nap)
It seems that this is a new trend, “the blowdoll pose”
lol taco flavoured kisses
burrito burrito.
And don’t forget the hot sauce, Chulo.
Nowadays even Jenny gets fooled by the rocks that she got.
Wow Jennifer really is a cunty bitch-she mocks people’s faces right infront of them
and their hand gestures…
Something is missing!
I can’t believe any man not in prison has rubbed one out to that .
She doesn’t look terrible, but she’s still in her 40′s. This aint the 90′s! Cover that shit up!
Awww Jennifer is showing us that she does have a heart after all- Yes it may be tiny, covered in gold and hanging on by a thread just like her career-but it’s there.
Ahaha the blond to the right, I can almost see the balloon over her head,
“just fucking kill me now”
Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!
that’s brilliant :D
She helped start the big butt trend that allowed men to talk about their gay fantasies about butt fucking, so it’s only fair that the similarly butt-focused flamers at People gave her an award.
J.Ho.
/got nothing
Kelly Minka in 15 years, but bitchier
Does anybody hear that? That’s the Superficial writer yelling “It’s Minka Kelly you fool!!”
oops well that’s her fault for having a first name for a last name!
When she passes wind, you are engulfed with the unmistakable aroma of tamales filled with pork and green salsa.
She looks ok, but at her age, that outfit is just a NO.
Wow, Tila Tequila looks awful.
On her best day, Tila Tequila doesn’t look as good as J Lo on her worst. Give me a break.
And while I think calling J Lo the most beautiful person in the world 2011 is ridiculous, she looks damn good for a 41 year old.
(This from someone who doesn’t like J Lo).
“Sorry, can you spell your name out for me? I’m not good with the long tricky ones”
“B-O-B.”
This guy’s going to love her duet with Benny Hinn.
Damn, she’s 41 and still just as spank-a-licious as ever.
“I love tacos y burrritos”…Hennifer Lopes
Hell, I hope I look like that at 41.
Damn…Condoleezza Rice must really be having a tough time now that Bush is gone…
Now button your jacket and its a perfect shot!
Even the MAGIC OF ELRON HUBBARD can’t remove her oversized ass.
How is this talentless hag still putting out albums? Who the hell is buying them?
Then again, I still want to know who the fuck keeps nominating Kenny G for Grammies.
Mexicans and those of spanish speaking origin.
Uh, Mexicans don’t buy her stuff. It’s J-Lo that has tried to be Mexican-American (Selena).
Jennifer Lopez is almost Puertorican, and definitely from the Bronx.
Now who’s retarded J-lo?
Don’t cry for me Angelinos.
got damn. best buy = ugly as fuck.
Dont be fooled by the gut that I got,
Im still Im still Jenny from the block.
Used to have a little now I have a lot
No matter where I go I know where I came from….The McDonalds
OMG…Whats my name?
Poor Univision…they dont realize shes fake-spanish…
She’s way too old to dress like that…she’s the only one who hasn’t realized it yet.
WTH…are those harem pants?…god I hope that doesnt become a trend…she looks like a bali-ho
WAAAY too old to weay that, reminds me of Xtina from her Genie in a bottle…WHEN SHE WAS 16
Cool…shes into self-torture!
While JLo has a body that makes 30 – 60 year old women jealous, the fact that she’s baring it at this event makes it look desperate. It’s like she’s telling us “look, my album is probably going to suck but if it’s any consolation, I still look better than most of you, and here’s the proof. Suckas!”
So a horse, a former Secretary of State, a desperate 40 year old and a blonde zombie are outside of a Best Buy…Stop me if you heard this one…
no keep going, Id love to see where this ends up.
There’s something subtly desperate and sad about a 40+ year old woman dressing like a teenager. Wait, it’s not subtle at all…
Heil Jlo
mmmm….not Fly girrll
This looks like a Kate Hudson face
i think there is some stray lint in there….or maybe marc anthony’s seed
If any of you men find that tube top sexy, just remember 2 years ago, it was used to prevent nipple leakage while breastfeeding twins..I’m sorry.