Jennifer Lawrence’s Side Boob Is Back

November 18th, 2013 // 25 Comments

It’s been four long days since we last posted Jennifer Lawrence‘s side boob. Morale was low. Faced with mutiny, I ordered Photo Boy to put down a horse and ration it among the men. What this accomplished I had not the time nor inclination to ponder for there were only two of us, and we lived in separate locations near 24-hour grocers. Food was at all times readily available. The important matter was that we persevered until Ms. Lawrence’s side breasts appeared again, at which point, we would mount our offense with a quickness. General Washington was counting on us, and I concur, his plan seems most rapey. Never trust a cherry chopper.

- The Superficial Regiment, 18 November Two Thousand and Thirteen

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    JC
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    My morale is definitely rising.

    I know it’s kind of weird to name my penis “morale,” but there you go.

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    I gotta admit it’s a pretty smart move. Get a shitty haircut distract form it by unleashing the side boob.

  3. AdRaver

    I absolutely adore her, but this look is not working for her at all.

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    Cock Dr
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    This is how you promote a movie that doesn’t have any sex in it.

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    She gives good side boob.

  6. cc

    So, what are the titles of the likely porn parodies?

  7. Mr. Right

    That’s what the female commenters look like, except the side bulge is sticking out at waist level.

  8. Hey Miley, take note: THIS is how you do sexy.
    Although, it’s probably too late for you…there is not enough eye-bleach in the world to un-see what you have done.

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    Cock Dr
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    They were a bit heavy handed with her makeup but I don’t suppose anyone is looking at her face right here.

  10. should be an Oscar category for best use of double sided tape.

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere Paris
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    My kingdom for a nipslip!

  12. Holy shit, but the amount of awesome side boob she is showing, that new Hunger Games movie must be utter shit, even shittier than the first one.

  13. Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob Josh Hutcherson Liam Hemsworth The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere Paris
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    The face of a man that one knows he can’t fucking act, and two is in the presence of a real man. Him getting Jennifer Lawrence over Liam in the movie is utter fantasy horseshit.

  14. Sancho

    May I be the fife lad in the regiment?

  15. I wish the NSA would spend more time on JL’s boobs. I’d love to see that Snowden document!

  16. She is very pretty, but her new haircut and dark makeup make her look 45.

  17. pienvee

    Yeah, I don’t get it. Ugly chipmunk face. This bitch be fat as hell when she’s 40.

  18. Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob Josh Hutcherson The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere Paris
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “You like nice Jen, but I’m not a fan of sideboob. Or underboob. Or boob in general.”

  19. Cory

    Is she now showing side boob to make up for the boys haircut?

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    ultra
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    are those gills on her back?

  21. Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere Paris
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    That side boob could save the world….or at least save my penis…

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