Despite Meryl Streep injecting her with pneumonia to teach her respect, Jennifer Lawrence made it to last night’s SAG Awards where she not only won, but managed to rip her dress on her way to the podium before revealing she got her SAG card from starring in a promo for MTV’s My Super Sweet 16. So basically she shot gallons of Internet stories from her breasts all over Meryl’s face. That’s really the only way to look at it.
So here’s Jennifer Lawrence’s My Super Sweet 16 promo that Viacom immediately yanked off of YouTube after everyone Googled it last night. Fortunately, they made an official MTV embed available that will probably aggregate your demographic info so they can better market a reality show about gun nuts knocking up teen moms in a New Jersey beach house. America’s A Shithole, I believe they’ll call it:
And here’s Jennifer Lawrence’s “wardrobe malfunction” if you consider a dress separating like it’s supposed to then snapping right back into place after revealing absolutely nothing a “malfunction.” And I wouldn’t blame you if you did. The sexual possibilities are practically endless: