Jennifer Lawrence Pees In Sinks
When she touching your dick, but you know she just peed in your mom’s sink.
Originally, this post was going to be about Jennifer Lawrence calling a Donald Trump presidency “the end of the world,” but even my relatives who think Obama is using Kenya magic to make black people shoot cops acknowledge Trump’s a circus that’s just about about to leave town. So let’s talk about something that really affects each and every one of our lives, and that something is Jennifer Lawrence peeing in sinks. Via Gossip Cop:
During an MTV News segment in which the Hunger Games cast answered fan questions, one of the written inquiries came from “fan” Amy Schumer. The question read, “Have you ever peed in a bidet?” Lawrence laughed and explained, “This is an ongoing conversation with me and Amy.” She then dropped the bombshell, “I’ll take it one step forward. I’ve peed in some sinks.”
Co-stars Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson looked baffled by Lawrence’s admission, so the actress clarified, “When two girls go into a bathroom, someone’s gotta take sink… and I actually like taking sink.” Regarding that logic, Hutcherson responded, “That’s not true. One can wait.” Lawrence shot back, “One could wait. But if the one waiting is me, she’s going in the sink.”
Now, I know what you’re thinking: How can I possibly make this story any better? Easy.
Jennifer Lawrence has been in Gwyneth Paltrow’s house.