UPDATE: Naked pictures? What naked pictures? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Baby Jesus’ birthday isn’t until December, but apparently his dad looked down upon the Internet and went, “Eh, fuck it, Labor Day’s close enough,” because here are leaked nude photos that popped up on reddit and are ALLEGEDLY (If I could make that blink, I would.) of Jennifer Lawrence. Although none of them are confirmed, and I for one, am certainly not saying that, yes, they are specifically the labia of Academy Award winner Jennifer Lawrence star of The Hunger Games. That would be reckless and irresponsible. I will, however, say that it was definitely Gwyneth Paltrow who leaked these. They had the distinct smell of sandalwood quiche.