Satan’s Powers Are Growing, REPENT!
Okay, so maybe we’ve all been having too much fun reveling in hypocritical, Christian bullshit artists getting caught with Ashley Madison accounts. I mean, I’m still going to post about them until the SEO cows come home, but let’s all try not to dance around like goddamn Rumpelstiltskin anymore. Or fire a gun at Photo Boy’s feet until he says, “Rim skim diddly dee! A tiny little jig for me!” Everybody try not to do that.