Jennifer Lawrence Is Probably Banging Michael Fassbender Right Now

February 13th, 2013 // 24 Comments
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Jennifer Lawrence has been cleaning up in the awards department, so why not in the gigantic penis going into her vagina department? It’s 2013, girlfriends are doing for themselves! Or Michael Fassbender if you want to get technical which, of course, you would. Nothing’s EVER good enough. Via RadarOnline:

The 35-year-old actor, who earned plaudits for his depiction of a sex addict in the critically-acclaimed Shame, managed to charm Jennifer, 22, at The Weinstein Party after the BAFTA Awards in London on Sunday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
And, Jennifer was so smitten by the charming star that the pair is planning a date night soon!
“Michael and Jennifer were locked in conversation for a long time, he was charming the pants off her,” an eyewitness at the party reveals.

And by charming the pants off her, they mean Michael Fassbender played one of those Indian flute dealies while his penis physically removed her pants. But, seriously, I thought these two already banged while making X-Men: First Class and January Jones got pregnant from the after-splash. Could’ve sworn that was the official story.

h/t Todd

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Inner Retard

    Well, she’s a big girl. She can take it. But just to be sure I demand a sex tape as proof.

  2. Cock Dr

    We’ll be watching her on the red carpet for signs of pain during walking.

  3. Grace

    All I can say is: Go get it, you lucky, lucky, lucky girl!

  4. Sandoucheky

    Fassbender’s one of the VERY few dudes you can say “fuck yeah” to the news of their hot conquests. It’s almost always Shia Labeouf or Justin Bieber in these fucking headlines.

  5. That Bastard Tony

    I guess he thought it was time for her to finally be free… and so he freed that ass.

    No more hiding.

  6. He’s actually dating his co-star from Shame so I doubt it. If so, go get it girl, he’s beyond hot.

  7. Quasi

    And she seemed pretty hung up on her “best friend’….whathisname…..

    • nope

      I thought he liked black chicks too. But a sexual preference is not the same as a sexual orientation. I prefer brown haired men with blue or green eyes and a VERY fair complexion, or women with blonde hair and blue or green eyes and a very fair complexion. But I’ve dated African Americans and Hispanics and Italians. PEOPLE are attractive, not a hair color or complexion.

  8. GenYgirl

    I’ve heard Fassbender digs the colored females, actually. This story is probably bull.

  9. USDA Prime McBeef

    She’s so cute I’d feel bad for soaking her in urine.

  10. Yeah, I don't think so

    She’s a little too pale for Fassbender’s taste. This story is for publicity purposes only.

  11. Flesh Gordon

    Gay dudes bang chicks now? That’s odd.

  12. whatthe

    It seems like he could do better. Much better.

  13. TastyCake

    Whoever wrote this ‘story’ needs to do their research. 1. It’s bullshit. 2. She is not in his color range. 3. He was dating Zoe Kravitz on X-Men 1st Class, not JLaw. 4. Duh. Who the hell didn’t know that? 5. Zoe and JLaw are besties so that would be a major violation of the girl code. 6. She’s not in his color range. Oh, did I already mention that? Well, the press and gossip blogs already know it but they like to run with fake ‘stories’ like this to make it seem otherwise.

  14. No way. They’re friends from XMFC when he was with Zoe Kravitz. He’s no longer dating his Shameless costar either. Jennifer will get back with Nick Hoult during the sequel.

  15. ace11

    What about Bradley Cooper?

    Thought she wanted that

    Maybe she already had him?

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    Commented on this photo:

    shes beautiful but that smile is so fake and ugly

  17. Duke Steele

    Why do so many people think shes hot? Shes nothing special. Just an average face and not that great of a body. I don’t get it.

  18. Guest

    I say bah humbug, everyone knows Fassbender only likes brown girls…

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    Commented on this photo:

    She can sit on my face any day. I’d suck her tits and anus and then pummel her holes.

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