Jennifer Lawrence Won The ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Premiere

May 12th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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While X-Men: First Class was probably the best of the franchise (so far), almost every single line Jennifer Lawrence said was god fucking awful. However, after seeing literally everything else she’s been in, it became pretty evident that it was either the script or the director’s fault who may or may not have been preoccupied putting a baby in January Jones. Anyway, I don’t know why I’m even mentioning any of this because 90% of you are just going to click through on her boobs and imagine them covered in blue scales smacking you in the face. Which reminds me, what would it take to get a woman to say “Fastball Special my Starjammer, Professor Sex!” in the sack? Asking for a friend.

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    There she is – America’s sweetheart.

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    JC
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    The lack of comments on this gallery makes me sad. Fine, I’ll try ot help:

    I’d pee in her butt.

  3. Jennifer Lawrence X Men Days Of Future Past World Premiere
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    and, lo, with this picture did 1,000,000 teens on the internet began to compete to photoshop the most interesting cock into her mouth. this is how memes are won.

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    Bob
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    Like there wasn’t already one too many women that look like Juliette Lewis.

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    cc
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    Maybe I’m the only one but I wish she’d shut the fuck up and get lost.

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    poooooooooo
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    Fart face

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    Feeling the inevitable, Jen reluctantly prepares for a load

  8. The 1990s has finally found its worst dress.

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    Slappy Magoo
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    Clearly not a look Bryan Singer’s ever seen. On HER face, anyway.

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    Slappy Magoo
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    People, please! Do you honestly believe these are the breasts of a woman who would work with a child molester?*

    *Excluding women who’ve worked with Woody Allen.

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    Slappy Magoo
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    And I was all like “Uh-YEAH, like Bryan Singer’s going to mistake me for a teenage boy!”

  12. Jennifer Lawrence X Men Days Of Future Past World Premiere
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    I could eat her up for breakfast…then mid-morning snack…then lunch…then mid-afternoon snack…then dinner…dessert…and midnight snack!

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      This is when gluttony is not a sin, but a great idea.

      Considering your mealtime patterns, are you a hobbit, by any chance?

      • I’m either a Hobbit or Winnie the Pooh. I do try to keep my foot hairs covered up so the general public doesn’t guess. Catch ya later. I have an adventure to get on with…Be right there, Gandalf.

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    btreese
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    Beetlejuice??

  14. Hey, you know who’s never on this site? Saoirse Ronan.

  15. poopie

    I’m sick of her boobies!
    She needs to take a break.

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    VeeDub
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    Am I the only one who’s sick of her shit? The “oh, I’m a loveable quirky regular ol girl” act is played out. She acts like an ungrateful idiot in her interviews. Either buy into the Hollywood machine or take your mom-haircut back to your local Dairy Queen.

  17. icu

    VeeDub, you’re not the only one sick of her shit. I never found this chick attractive and I love blondes with big tits! The cornpone routine is done, she needs to shut up and go away.

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    “I wouldn’t let you touch me with a thousand dollar bill!”

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