Jennifer Lawrence Punched Sansa Stark In The Vagina
The SEO filled BloggingFingers chalice until it overflowed upon the table adorned with honey chicken, suckling hams, potatoes with skins of red, duck, those little hot dogs with bacon, and an entire boar gored by Valerian steel just that day in the forest as whores serviced the men. Their mouths not caring about near suffocation from their overgrown bellies, nor did they laugh at anyone’s conductor’s hat for they were whores and gold was to be had. Some say the feast lasted for months if not years, until the woman turned their attention to punching each other in the sex. Because I’m George R.R. Martin, and I call vaginas “sex.” That is not gross. *bites into turkey leg* NOT GROSS! By way of Jared The Lone:
JJ: Did you have fun on set with Jennifer Lawrence? It sounds like you two became close.
[Sophie Turner]: Jen and I had a few scenes together. She is definitely a big inspiration to work with and she is just how you’d want Jennifer Lawrence to be. She’s exactly the same person that you see in interviews. And she was just amazing. She was really fun, really cool. Hilarious!
JJ: She seems like she’d be really fun.
ST: Yeah! She punched me in the vagina once. I didn’t ask her to either. It just happened. Evan [Peters] and I were having a fake fight and I said something like, “I’ll c-nt punch you” or “I’ll punch you in the crotch” and then Jen thought that I said, “Please c-nt punch me Jen.” So she punched me in the vagina and I was like, “Awesome.” It was pretty funny.
This has been a diversionary tale told to mask my true intentions of brandishing titty photos. (Should I have killed somebody by now? I feel like George R.R. Martin would’ve killed somebody by now. I choose you, James McAvoy!)
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